I posted this a long time ago.  It got some good replies.  You are pitted against 100 average 8 year olds.  Last man standing wins.  The last time it was to the Death, but I've become a kinder, gentler Redden.  Just hit them hard enough they run off to find their mom.  You are on a football field in the middle and they come at you from the sidelines.  Do you win? 

i win and in the movie kickstart my heart would be playing (no offense) . 

Eight year olds are smart enough to go for the nuts so I think it would be tough.

less talk about 8 year olds, jarred from subway....

You just slap down the mouthiest one and the rest will run away

Getting swarmed would be your downfall.  I'd head up the stadium stairs, get my back against the wall and start chucking them one by one over the edge.

Children have a wider auditory bandwidth.

For 8-year-olds just blast the stadium PA with about a 1 KHz tone at max frequency and they'll flood out like Irishmen during a potato famine.

3 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

and they'll flood out like Irishmen during a potato famine.

too soon.

I would show them the boobs thread......

Game over.

4 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

I would show them the boobs thread......

Game over.

This is a valid tactic.

7 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

I would show them the boobs thread......

Game over.

/thread

11 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Children have a wider auditory bandwidth.

For 8-year-olds just blast the stadium PA with about a 1 KHz tone at max frequency and they'll flood out like Irishmen during a potato famine.

hey gra britannia...

my stepbrother and i already accomplished this. 

 

still say this isnt even a challenge.

7 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

still say this isnt even a challenge.

until you get swarmed by 37 eight year olds.

Need another children of the corn movie