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The Philadelphia Eagles are the Laughing Stock of the NFL,aka, DumbSheets


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The team is run by a dumbsheet Owner, a dumbsheet GM, and a dumbsheet HC.

This group of dumbsheets puts their faith in a group of dumbsheet Analytics Nerds.

The dumbsheet Owner can't see that the root cause of the problem is the dumbsheet GM, until he removes that dumbsheet GM from that position he'll continue to be a dumbsheet Owner.

These dumbsheets think:

  You can win in the NFL with "chunk plays" all game long, 

  The LB position is not important,

   The RB position is not important,

   The defensive backs are not important.

All together now, E - A - G- L -E - S........DUMB SHEETS!!!!

 

 

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Pretty much. For 5 years Howie has been trying to get as lucky as he did with the post June vet signings and has mostly struck out.

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I think Howie is a genius in so many ways.

The one thing I think a coach should be able to do though is select the type of players he wants. It shouldn't be left up to Howie or Lurie whether or not we have capable LB's. 

In all fairness though, the dynamics of the league keep shifting. The league is encouraging a passing league, and as teams put more emphasis on secondary and defending the pass, other teams put more emphasis on running the ball.

I for one would like to see a near 50/50 playcalling on offense with success, and being able to defend either on the defensive side of the ball. 

 

 

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I think the biggest problem of what you mentioned is howie and Lurie relying so much on the analytics department.

If Lurie and Howie could get away with having AI coach the team they would...😒

 

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2 hours ago, EagleVA said:

The team is run by a dumbsheet Owner, a dumbsheet GM, and a dumbsheet HC.

This group of dumbsheets puts their faith in a group of dumbsheet Analytics Nerds.

The dumbsheet Owner can't see that the root cause of the problem is the dumbsheet GM, until he removes that dumbsheet GM from that position he'll continue to be a dumbsheet Owner.

These dumbsheets think:

  You can win in the NFL with "chunk plays" all game long, 

  The LB position is not important,

   The RB position is not important,

   The defensive backs are not important.

All together now, E - A - G- L -E - S........DUMB SHEETS!!!!

 

 

^^^^^ Cowboys fan ^^^^^

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Laugh with olsilverbag pea size nuts on your chin mofka

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7 hours ago, Godfather said:

Laugh with olsilverbag pea size nuts on your chin mofka

Dude I’m trying my best to be nice so I can post in tate, but you’re making it hard

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11 hours ago, EagleVA said:

The team is run by a dumbsheet Owner, a dumbsheet GM, and a dumbsheet HC.

This group of dumbsheets puts their faith in a group of dumbsheet Analytics Nerds.

The dumbsheet Owner can't see that the root cause of the problem is the dumbsheet GM, until he removes that dumbsheet GM from that position he'll continue to be a dumbsheet Owner.

These dumbsheets think:

  You can win in the NFL with "chunk plays" all game long, 

  The LB position is not important,

   The RB position is not important,

   The defensive backs are not important.

All together now, E - A - G- L -E - S........DUMB SHEETS!!!!

 

 

man, finally finding out the world round must have really been tough to take. 

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2 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

Dude I’m trying my best to be nice so I can post in tate, but you’re making it hard

Suck one of the mods caulk. That'll get you back in tate

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On 1/22/2024 at 9:38 PM, JohnB said:

I think Howie is a genius in so many ways.

The one thing I think a coach should be able to do though is select the type of players he wants. It shouldn't be left up to Howie or Lurie whether or not we have capable LB's. 

 

Right.  I had a training class last week and ran across the following video, the failure to understand this common sense point is what earns the Eagles FO the dumb sheet label

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmdLcyES_Q

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1 hour ago, EagleVA said:

Right.  I had a training class last week and ran across the following video, the failure to understand this common sense point is what earns the Eagles FO the dumb sheet label

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmdLcyES_Q

do you know who I am?

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15 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

do you know who I am?

That guy loves him some Kenny G

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5 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

do you know who I am?

olsilverhair.

Do you know who I am?

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21 hours ago, EagleVA said:

olsilverhair.

Do you know who I am?

Fight him in his cage. He'll wrastle you down with some coconut butter and stick your dirt flower. Call up Kenny G and make it a 3way

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On 1/30/2024 at 10:03 PM, EagleVA said:

olsilverhair.

Do you know who I am?

man, this thread took off like a lead ballon. 

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On 1/22/2024 at 10:22 PM, Utebird said:

I think the biggest problem of what you mentioned is howie and Lurie relying so much on the analytics department.

If Lurie and Howie could get away with having AI coach the team they would...😒

 

I was having so much fun posting that rant that I forgot about the dumbsheets not thinking that experienced coaches are important.

Unfortunately the topic is no longer available, maybe the FO contacted this website's owners and threatened to take away using their logo unless the post is removed,  seems like Lurie also controls the mods of this site. 

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On 1/30/2024 at 10:03 PM, EagleVA said:

olsilverhair.

Do you know who I am?

EagleVAG?

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On 2/1/2024 at 5:24 PM, EagleVA said:

I was having so much fun posting that rant that I forgot about the dumbsheets not thinking that experienced coaches are important.

Unfortunately the topic is no longer available, maybe the FO contacted this website's owners and threatened to take away using their logo unless the post is removed,  seems like Lurie also controls the mods of this site. 

just admit it, this thread fell "flat" on the "earth" just like your career. 

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On 2/3/2024 at 9:25 PM, olsilverhair said:

EagleVAG?

Cool, you're a HS kid, mature adults are have moved past replies like that.

You and the laughing-arse hputenis should get along fine.

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Just now, EagleVA said:

Cool, you're a HS kid, mature adults are have moved past replies like that.

You and the laughing-arse hputenis should get along fine.

You’re still a vag, HS, mid school, mature doesn’t matter, I completely own you now

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3 hours ago, EagleVA said:

Cool, you're a HS kid, mature adults are have moved past replies like that.

You and the laughing-arse hputenis should get along fine.

Why do you have to be so hurtful dude?  I have feelings.....just like every other knob gobbler in this forum! 

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