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Go on the record!

mr_hunt
mr_hunt
in Conflicting Views and Other News

Where do you stand? 8 members have voted

  1. 1. How would you rather die?

    • Electrocuted by an electric boat's battery.
      5
    • Eaten by a shark.
      3

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    • Haha 2

    person woman man camera tv

    Joke's on you.

    I MacGyver that ish, and I attach the battery electrodes into the shark's pleasure center, and when oceanographers come to investigate this strokey shark, I get a ride home.

    What's the political orientation of the shark?

    I can't answer without first knowing whether the electrodes are attached to my balls

    1 minute ago, Arthur Jackson said:

    I can't answer without first knowing whether the electrodes are attached to my balls

    Why would today be any different than every other day?

    • Haha 2

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    • Author

    :lol:   

    • Haha 2

    I'm not sure this poll is nuanced enough for my participation.

    • Thanks 1
    • Haha 2

    Ask Mythbusters, they’ll scientifically reenact the scenario.  It’ll be the highest rated episode ever.

    4 minutes ago, Talkingbirds said:

    ...It’ll be the highest rated episode ever.

    only if she gets her shirt wet :wub:

     

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    1 hour ago, vikas83 said:

    Why would today be any different than every other day?

    Wednesday is nipple day 

    • Haha 1
    19 minutes ago, paco said:

    Wednesday is nipple day 

    :angry:

    don't start

     

    you know what I do 

    sweet mamma jamma

    Boats battery.  I'm pretty sure I'd just absorb the energy and become even more powerful than I am now, but if not, at least I'd get to look like Eraserhead in the casket.

    2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

    :angry:

    don't start

     

    you know what I do 

    Yeah. Electrocuted nipple Wednesdays

    4 minutes ago, paco said:

    Yeah. Electrocuted nipple Wednesdays

    or as I call it, Wednesdays 

    His relationship to MIT is hilarious tidbit 

    • Author

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    • Haha 1

    Why not both?

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