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Loves chicks with deeks. Micheal Obama and Kamel Harris are his dads

Always projecting your fantasies onto everyone else.

My fantasy is Sirianni is fired and Jalen Hurts is traded to Miami.

You love QB1.

You love it when Sirianni goes for it on 4th and fails. We don't need those easy field goals.

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2 hours ago, CouchKing said:

Always projecting your fantasies onto everyone else.

My fantasy is Sirianni is fired and Jalen Hurts is traded to Miami.

You love QB1.

You love it when Sirianni goes for it on 4th and fails. We don't need those easy field goals.

Qb1 is your husband 

OP gets gaped by Michael’s BBCroc

CrotchKing eats mayonnaise straight from the jar while fapping to Micheal Obama's moose knuckle

I'm not happy with the Phillies right now. Who is?

Go, Birds! Maybe cut down on the turnovers this week.

 

5 hours ago, CouchKing said:

I'm not happy with the Phillies right now. Who is?

Go, Birds! Maybe cut down on the turnovers this week.

 

hey potsie, why they call you crotchking?

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8 hours ago, CouchKing said:

I'm not happy with the Phillies right now. Who is?

Go, Birds! Maybe cut down on the turnovers this week.

 

Your bf is a turnover machine

17 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

hey potsie, why they call you crotchking?

Yeah. Mods are talkin about letting me change my name to CrotchKing. 

I'll start searching for profile pics.

14 hours ago, Godfather said:

Your bf is a turnover machine

Image result for real size poster jalen hurts

You have posters of Jalen Hurts in every room of your house.

You are obsessed with him.

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54 minutes ago, CouchKing said:

Image result for real size poster jalen hurts

You have posters of Jalen Hurts in every room of your house.

You are obsessed with him.

You have a qb1 blow up doll on every mattress in your trailer. You even have one in your hillbilly hot tub on your ghetto ass deck

10 hours ago, Godfather said:

You have a qb1 blow up doll on every mattress in your trailer. You even have one in your hillbilly hot tub on your ghetto ass deck

Pretty sweet trailer. Multiple beds and a deck with a hot tub. Maybe not any curb appeal but it attracts people like @EaglePhan1986.  

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2 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Pretty sweet trailer. Multiple beds and a deck with a hot tub. Maybe not any curb appeal but it attracts people like @EaglePhan1986.  

The hot tub is a old cast iron bathtub he picked up from the junkyard. He uses a 3 horsepower fishing boat motor for the "jets"

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