This is the @Agent23 dating thread.  He is at a critical juncture in life where he will continue the down the dark road of incelism or with our help, we can shape him into a fine distinguished almost 40 year old man who is desirable to date again.

So let's turn the tides and Make Agent Great Again!🇺🇸

Ok, I like this. Let jump right in

16 hours ago, Agent23 said:

 

Kayla looks kinda like a bish, but she might also be a normal person. She's a prospect

Heather looks like a fun person, she may also be a psychopath. I'll allow it

Lindsey is a psychopath. She probably daydreams about getting to stab someone. Toothless Kevin also 100% craps on the floor. RUN!

Alexa gives you no description. She ain't looking for a ship, she's looking for a night

Stephanie I hate the most. Face filter, "gym spa walking running", she's super self conscious about her looks and probably uses working out to cover the fact that she's completely void of personality 

16 hours ago, Agent23 said:

#6 tho is two teens and no uterus! 
 

Tanya WILL stalk you. She might even get her teens to help. 

56 minutes ago, BFit said:

Tanya WILL stalk you. She might even get her teens to help. 

That coffee mug is a red flag.

Though of you tell her you voted for Kamala she'd probably give it up.

32 minutes ago, rambo said:

That coffee mug is a red flag.

Though of you tell her you voted for Kamala she'd probably give it up.

Oh God, I didn't even see that. I couldn't get past the "I'll find you" eyes

I will be too lazy to attempt dating anytime soon, but I will find this again when that time comes. 

What a pile of yuck.

6 hours ago, BFit said:

Ok, I like this. Let jump right in

Stephanie I hate the most. Face filter, "gym spa walking running", she's super self conscious about her looks and probably uses working out to cover the fact that she's completely void of personality 

Tanya WILL stalk you. She might even get her teens to help. 

Heather has a mouthful of something. 

Here's hoping Tanya likes more than one P word.

4 hours ago, Agent23 said:

I will be too lazy to attempt dating anytime soon, but I will find this again when that time comes. 

You at least gotta come post more from time to time. I'm enjoying try to pick them apart

I see lots of ads for hot single Ukrainian women, and I think they offer free exchanges for 30 days or so. He’d have a better chance if they couldn’t understand what he’s saying, wouldn’t he?

@Agent23  you got something they want, just saying.

https://www.internationalcupid.com

On 11/16/2024 at 9:52 PM, The_Omega said:

I see lots of ads for hot single Ukrainian women, and I think they offer free exchanges for 30 days or so. He’d have a better chance if they couldn’t understand what he’s saying, wouldn’t he?

How do you say "TL;DR" IN Ukrainian?

 

 

Can I find a date here?

16 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Can I find a date here?

If you feign appreciation for the way he color codes his spreadsheets, I'm pretty sure Agent will at least meet up for coffee, probably more.

5 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said:

If you feign appreciation for the way he color codes his spreadsheets, I'm pretty sure Agent will at least meet up for coffee, probably more.

I happen to love color-coded spreadsheets!

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

I happen to love color-coded spreadsheets!

That kind of enthusiasm will get you anal on the first date.  I like your chances.

4 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said:

That kind of enthusiasm will get you anal on the first date.  I like your chances.

In that case, I guess my bedsheets will also be color-coded

1 hour ago, Shepard Wong said:

That kind of enthusiasm will get you anal on the first date.  I like your chances.

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I happen to love color-coded spreadsheets!

whats your thoughts on cats and action figures?

1 hour ago, BFit said:

whats your thoughts on cats and action figures?

cats: suck

action figures: ok but only if they're knickerless lara croft

Spoiler

 

6 hours ago, Shepard Wong said:

If you feign appreciation for the way he color codes his spreadsheets, I'm pretty sure Agent will at least meet up for coffee, probably more.

Jokes on you, I don’t drink coffee! 

6 hours ago, Shepard Wong said:

That kind of enthusiasm will get you anal on the first date.  I like your chances.

This is a near-requirement for the ladies! 

1 hour ago, Agent23 said:

Jokes on you, I don’t drink coffee! 

This is a near-requirement for the ladies! 

You gotta give us something to work with here.

This is actually a funny thread.  About time, losers.,

30 minutes ago, Redden said:

This is actually a funny thread.  About time, losers.,

Pop Warner season is over.  I have more time to drink and post.

I wonder if @Passepartout is still single.  Another possible WU love connection?  She likes colored sentences.  Pretty close to colored spreadsheets.