I'll join in the fun, 

Bridget, Dallas, "Looking for fun" = DTF.

 

Mary, lazy eye = DTF

 

And the winner "Senfull", looks like a dude, perfect for Agent.  100% she would peg you on the first date and drop you off at your house crying. 

 

1 minute ago, Redden said:

And the winner "Senfull", looks like a dude, perfect for Agent.  100% she would peg you on the first date and drop you off at your house crying. 

 

She looks like a cat person, too.  You know @Agent23 they say the prostate is the male g-spot.  Take one for the team and report back.

Paging @terilyns68.  Agent is single and looking for some female dong.  Help a brother out and be gentle. 

11 hours ago, rambo said:

I wonder if @Passepartout is still single. .... She likes colored sentences.  Pretty close to colored spreadsheets.

But what about her men.

I’ll gladly continue the single life over these options! 

14 hours ago, Redden said:

Mary, lazy eye = DTF

 

I can't find it but Dave Attell had a bit about how he liked to date a girl with a lazy eye because they were good a parallel parking.

15 hours ago, Redden said:

Mary, lazy eye = DTF

 

you're looking at the lazy eye, i'm getting a grip on 

15 hours ago, Redden said:

Mary, lazy eye = DTF

 

that might not be a lazy eye. could just be so much makeup that she put her face on crooked, so the eye doesnt look right. 

 

good news is, you have shower secs, its like banging 2 different chicks once the face paint washes off 

On 11/16/2024 at 2:16 PM, Agent23 said:

I will be too lazy to attempt dating anytime soon, but I will find this again when that time comes. 

Agent in 25 years when he's finally ready to date/find a life partner

"I just don't understand why most of these older looking women have grown children and even grandchildren!" 

16 hours ago, Redden said:

And the winner "Senfull", looks like a dude, perfect for Agent.  100% she would peg you on the first date and drop you off at your house crying. 

 

In the midnight hour she’ll cry moar! Moar! MOAR?

4 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

In the midnight hour she’ll cry moar! Moar! MOAR?

this dude could whoop billie idols ass

15 minutes ago, BFit said:

this dude could whoop billie idols ass

He had the chance, she gave his cat a glance, now he’s dancing with himself.

18 hours ago, Redden said:

And the winner "Senfull", looks like a dude, perfect for Agent.  100% she would peg you on the first date and drop you off at your house crying. 

 

22 hours ago, rambo said:

Paging @terilyns68.  Agent is single and looking for some female dong.  Help a brother out and be gentle. 

I love @terilyns68 .  I used to visit her at the Linc.  Awesome woman!

20 hours ago, Agent23 said:

I’ll gladly continue the single life over these options! 

So what are you looking for in potential partner?  Besides being a freak in the spreadsheets.

On 11/20/2024 at 1:38 PM, Redden said:

And the winner "Senfull", looks like a dude, perfect for Agent.  100% she would peg you on the first date and drop you off at your house crying. 

 

 

If she uses colour coded deeldo's I think we have a winner 

13 hours ago, rambo said:

So what are you looking for in potential partner?  Besides being a freak in the spreadsheets.

I imagine something like this 

or this

 

3 hours ago, Mat said:

 

If she uses colour coded deeldo's I think we have a wiener 

Fixed for your pleasure.

On 11/19/2024 at 9:38 PM, Redden said:

And the winner "Senfull", looks like a dude, perfect for Agent.  100% she would peg you on the first date and drop you off at your house crying. 

 

Looks like she misspelled dick.  But with that spiky hair, she could probably eat out your dirtstar and tickle your grundle while one your cats is asleep on your neck!  

1 hour ago, hputenis said:

Looks like she misspelled dick.  But with that spiky hair, she could probably eat out your dirtstar and tickle your grundle while one your cats is asleep on your neck!  

also looks like she would have '' it's gonna hurt '' tatted on her bicep. 

2 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

also looks like she would have '' it's gonna hurt '' tatted on her bicep. 

You just brought up a funny memory for me in 7th grade.  I was acting up in health class, and our teacher, who was the football and wrestling coach said, "Hey (my last name).”  He literally rolled up his sleeve and flexed in front of the whole class and said, "you see this bicep?  I could put your head in here and crush it like a grape.”  Then everyone laughed. If that happened now, I probably could have sued for millions for mental health things. 😂

41 minutes ago, hputenis said:

You just brought up a funny memory for me in 7th grade.  I was acting up in health class, and our teacher, who was the football and wrestling coach said, "Hey (my last name).”  He literally rolled up his sleeve and flexed in front of the whole class and said, "you see this bicep?  I could put your head in here and crush it like a grape.”  Then everyone laughed. If that happened now, I probably could have sued for millions for mental health things. 😂

It's never too late hutpenis!  You live the American dream of winning an absolutely ridiculous lawsuit that sets you up for life!

Fin gym teachers.  I had a younger sister and for some reason she was always asking me to take her friends to the prom.  I went to 3 of my own (older girlfriend in 10th grade, I was dating a senior) so by the time I was 22 I went to 7 proms.  Our wrestling coach who knew me from football pulled me aside and said "I see you are here ever year, aren't you getting a little old to be dating High School girls?"  Meh, he was probably right.  Dwesh.