A Festivus for the restofus

[Arthur Jackson]

It's that time of year again.

We'll be using a carbon fibre pole this season as it actually has a superior strength-to-weight ratio than aluminium, and its texture has the added benefit of being less distracting. Technically, some sort of graphene buckytube would have been ideal but I'm not made of money.

Anyway, i have a lot of problems with you people.

Air your grievances here. Feats of strength will be this evening but we need to set a round robin.

[wholesale_Melvin]

i got a big problem with this.

[Arthur Jackson]

28 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

i got a big problem with this.

I'll fight you tooth and nail in the feats of strength

[wholesale_Melvin]

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I'll fight you tooth and nail in the feats of strength

you must be a dream warrior, ****

[Arthur Jackson]

3 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

you must be a dream warrior, ****

I'd honestly go back and forth with you through their entire discography but I'm already on thin ice here.

[Steve 17]

Please come back for the attack.

[Arthur Jackson]

9 minutes ago, Steve 17 said:

Please come back for the attack.

I'm here.

Have at it.

[Steve 17]

Clearly you are the Maddest Hatter

Or you are Too high to fly

We can Erase the slate

Or Walk away

But Don't lie to me

Are you Dysfunctional ?

Or just Mr Scary ?

Methinks you Just got lucky

But I have Nothing left to say.

Heck that stuff.....

Lynch and Pilson along with Steve Brown (Mick Brown's younger brother ) have a group called the End Machine...... It's how Dokken would have developed if Don wasnt just a rectum.

[Steve 17]

Was a huge fan..... until Jeff and George bailed for good.

[Steve 17]

Last time I saw them...... berwick pennsylvania....... Jeff and George were gone by then and Don was a miserable drunken fool. The sound mix was awful and we would up leaving after an hour.

[Steve 17]

 

 

 

[Steve 17]

That was fun.... good evening to you gents and Merry Christmas or happy whatever you celebrate.

[The_Omega]

Arthur, until you can pin me, Festivus is not over

[The_Omega]

[20dawk4life]

OP is a f@gg0t

[LacesOut]

'restofus' is not one word, OP.

Clear your mind and re-focus, please.

And Cosmo Kramer would most likely kick your arse in the Feats of Strength. You could take down Jerry though. Wuss comedian, he is. 

[wholesale_Melvin]

40 minutes ago, LacesOut said:

'restofus' is not one word, OP.

Clear your mind and re-focus, please.

And Cosmo Kramer would most likely kick your arse in the Feats of Strength. You could take down Jerry though. Wuss comedian, he is. 

possibly the only good lines from a Dokken song. 

[Arthur Jackson]

7 hours ago, LacesOut said:

'restofus' is not one word, OP.

Clear your mind and re-focus, please.

And Cosmo Kramer would most likely kick your arse in the Feats of Strength. You could take down Jerry though. Wuss comedian, he is. 

[Arthur Jackson]

7 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

possibly the only good lines from a Dokken song. 

What about...

What you do to me
It's just like murder
In the first degree

You're killing my heart
It's a felony

Written to every human female I've ever known and a handful of ovines*.

 

 

*aren't they always a handful? lol

[mr_hunt]

STEP OFF! I'M DOIN' THE HUMP!     

[wholesale_Melvin]

31 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

STEP OFF! I'M DOIN' THE HUMP!     

[mr_hunt]

JERRY'S EATING RICE

[Arthur Jackson]

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

JERRY'S EATING RICE

please stop with the all caps and weird posts

thanks

[mikemack8]

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

JERRY'S EATING RICE

Fantastic commercial 

[mr_hunt]