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4 hours ago, Cutsona25 said:

Your coach's mom loves the Eagles.

(Denise Judge)

Let's get off moms. I just got off yours.

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16 minutes ago, romohater said:

Let's get off moms. I just got off yours.

I 100% heard that joke over 30 years ago.  Get some new material you inverted prosciutto-nipped aborted fetus!  

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1 hour ago, hputenis said:

I 100% heard that joke over 30 years ago.  Get some new material you inverted prosciutto-nipped aborted fetus!  

That's the joke you wart covered shillelagh licker. And my nips are more like thick cut pepperonis. With Hershey's kisses on top. 🤤

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10 minutes ago, romohater said:

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Is that you shoveling hobo deeks in your mouth ghey boy? 

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On 8/18/2020 at 8:28 PM, romohater said:

That's the joke 

No... this is the joke:

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On 8/19/2020 at 11:51 AM, 20dawk4life said:

Is that you shoveling hobo deeks in your mouth ghey boy? 

No I'm trying to clear the taste of your mom's hairy gash out of my mouth. She held me down with those thunder thighs for like 2 hours.

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1 hour ago, Cutsona25 said:

No... this is the joke:

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I agree. He should have an officially licensed NY Giants mask/face covering. I just texted John Mara about it.

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1 hour ago, romohater said:

I agree. He should have an officially licensed NY Giants mask/face covering. I just texted John Mara about it.

It looks like his diet of sperm and estrogen are filling out his milk-filled man teets beautifully.  After all of their 3 and outs this year, will he have Daniel Jones hold his breast pump so he can clap his way to a 3-13 record?  

 Me, Myself and Irene - Got Milk animated gif

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On 8/18/2020 at 9:28 PM, romohater said:

That's the joke you wart covered shillelagh licker. And my nips are more like thick cut pepperonis. With Hershey's kisses on top. 🤤

im impressed that you can type while grabbing your ankles. 

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1 hour ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

im impressed that you can type while grabbing your ankles. 

I put the laptop on the floor and use the hunt and peck method with my johnson.

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On 8/21/2020 at 4:18 PM, romohater said:

I put the laptop on the floor and use the hunt and peck method with my johnson.

so you have no gag reflex. 

 

i'll remember that. 

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2 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

so you have no gag reflex. 

 

i remember that. 

They don't call him the throat yogurt champ of the northeast for nothin!   

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19 hours ago, hputenis said:

They don't call him the throat yogurt champ of the northeast for nothin!   

Midwest but yeah...😊

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On 8/21/2020 at 3:24 PM, Alpha_TATEr said:

so you have no gag reflex. 

 

i'll remember that. 

You won't remember sheet when I beat your face in with my knobby johnson f face!

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On 8/24/2020 at 7:58 PM, romohater said:

You won't remember sheet when I beat your face in with my knobby johnson f face!

I thought you already had that wart infested toothpick registered as a lethal weapon??  Haven't you seen Con-Air?  You could do life!  Although that's better than being in Joe Judge's training camp.  How many of those tennis balls do you think he shoved up Daniel Jones's arse to tighten up his grip on the football?   

https://sports.yahoo.com/no-holds-allowed-giants-d-bs-practicing-with-tennis-balls-taped-to-hands-to-prevent-penalties-014212829.html#:~:text=New York Giants coach Joe,Dan Duggan of The Athletic.

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Don't you know what happened to the last fans that insulted Rocky?

Here's a hint, we won a SB in their city two weeks later.

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3 hours ago, romohater said:

Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Hard to say, they're dead.  Met any nutz that didn't end up in your mouth?

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