WHAT DO YOU ALL DO FOR TROUSERS? DO YOU BRINE THEM?

I ONLY WEAR ONE KIND. I PURCHASE STRETCHY BLACK TRACK PANTS AND I ONLY WEAR THEM AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN SOAKING IN A COLD SALT SOLUTION FOR AT LEAST TWENTY FOUR HOURS. I KEEP AN ANTIQUE VICTORIAN TIN WASHTUB FILLED WITH CONSISTENT TEN-TO-FIFTEEN PARTS PER MILLION SALTWATER SOLUTION IN THE COLD AIR OF MY AUNTIE'S GARDEN. EACH MORNING I DON A PAIR OF FRESHLY-BRINED PANTALOONS, COMPLETELY SHIRTLESS AND REGIMENTAL, THEN I SLOSH AROUND, LETTING THE PENSIONERS GET A GANDER OF MY LITHE FIGURE.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ANECTDOTE BY FACTOTUM-OF-THE-BOARD, ARTHER J.

I didn't see vermouth listed. Not even a dry.

Savages.

in the meantime , a PSL on Huskies.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1538874283743395

i've seen worse paternity test scores.

"IF IT FEELS LIKE MORE THAN TWO FINGERS, IT'S PROBABLY A D***."

- DAVE ATTELL

THIS HAS BEEN A QUOTE AND PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY FACTOTUM-OF-THE-BOARD, ARTHER J.

Do I hear Driver's seat playing?

I'm intrigued to see where this goes.

15 hours ago, hukdonfoniks said:

I'm intrigued to see where this goes.

i could be wrong but i think it's a love letter from artie to me personally.

like that Lakehouse movie but with more wheelchair access to the mailbox.

On 6/23/2025 at 8:59 AM, wholesale_Melvin said:

i could be wrong but i think it's a love letter from artie to me personally.

like that Lakehouse movie but with more wheelchair access to the mailbox.

on the wheels of loooooooooooooove.....

28 minutes ago, hukdonfoniks said:

on the wheels of loooooooooooooove.....

was about to correct and then thought................oh i see it.

On 6/23/2025 at 8:59 AM, wholesale_Melvin said:

like that Lakehouse movie

What's the plot? I could look it up but you're version will be way funnier.

15 hours ago, Redden said:

What's the plot? I could look it up but you're version will be way funnier.

a guy tries to feel a woman's box by using a magical time traveling mailbox, the sequel was called birdbox but in that one she still couldn't see him without going crazy.

not to be confused with the 2009 thriller The Box about a box or the box from the movie Seven that was opened at the end and revealed to contain the head of Brad Pitt's wife....

10 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

a guy tries to feel a woman's box by using a magical time traveling mailbox, the sequel was called birdbox but in that one she still couldn't see him without going crazy.

not to be confused with the 2009 thriller The Box about a box or the box from the movie Seven that was opened at the end and revealed to contain the head of Brad Pitt's wife....

You never disappoint.

"Don’t get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can’t get away.”

— Dave Attell

i am fartacus

19 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

i am fartacus

I am Miralax, here to service you.