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I want to make it

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with an ostrich

15 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I want to make it

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with an ostrich

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Jack — relax.

Get busy with the facts.

No zodiacs or almanacs,

No maniacs in polyester slacks.

Just the facts.

Gonna kick some gluteus max.

It’s a parallax — you dig?

You move around

The small gets big. It’s a rig

It’s action — reaction —

Random interaction.

So who’s afraid

Of a little abstraction?

Can’t get no satisfaction

From the facts?

You better run, homeboy —

A fact’s a fact

From Nome to Rome, boy.

What’s the deal? Spin the wheel.

If the dice are hot — take a shot.

Play your cards. Show us what you got —

What you’re holding.

If the cards are cold,

Don’t go folding.

Lady Luck is golden;

She favors the bold. That’s cold

Stop throwing stones —

The night has a thousand saxophones.

So get out there and rock,

And roll the bones.

Get busy!

Nice car

Ah, I love those bavarians

So meticulous

Y'know I remember when things were a lot more fun around here

When good was good and evil was evil

Before things got so fuzzy

I was once a golden boy like you

And I was summoned to the halls of power in the heavenly courts

And I dined with the deities who looked upon me with favor,

For my talents, my creativity

And we sat beneath the palms

In the warm afternoons and drank the wine

With fitzgerald and huxley

And they pawned the biting phrase from the tongues hot with blood

And drained their pins of bitter ink

Vainly reaching for the bottle full of empty edens

Branded especially for the ones who had come with great expectations

To the perfumed halls of Allah, for their time in the sun

And we were stokin' the fires and oilin' up the machinery

Until the gods found out we had ideas of our own

And war was coming and the earth was shaking

And there was no more ruin in the garden of Allah

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mongolian contortionists

3 french maids.

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i don't like where this is going...

or... do i?

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i'm a sexual tyrannosaurus

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