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1 hour ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

speaking of @Mike31mt, how was that lip sync contest, i mean the kid rock turning point halftime show?

One of the comments on Twitter called it Klanchella lol

16 minutes ago, Saltpeter said:

Seeing all the middle aged or older pasty white dudes fangirling over Bad Bunny because of his political messages is lame AF (looking at you, Les Bowen). It’s ok to sit this one out.

Now do Nikki Minaj

19 minutes ago, Saltpeter said:

It’s ok to sit this one out.

You first

36 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

One of the comments on Twitter called it Klanchella lol

Knowing full well that the haters were going to howl about it forever, jorts was a choice.

56 minutes ago, Gannan said:

Now do Nikki Minaj

Yeah that’s weird too. Not sure what you’re hinting at, but say it with some conviction

Bhad Bhabie would have been better.

24 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Bhad Bhabie would have been better.

If you are that desperate for wank material, just give up already and forget about that tiny D of yours.

3 hours ago, paco said:

Perfect for those with weird tastes

When I’m leaving a bar with TouchTunes or a simply juke box app, sometimes I put this song on the playlist. It’s Raining Men is another favorite. It’s even better when some boomer who can’t use an app actually go to the juke box, I’ll pay the extra token to play it next.

3 hours ago, paco said:

Dora

I call one of the docs in my office Dora. She's certified to translate spanish but is literally a top 10 whitest person I've ever met. She sounds exactly like Dora.

3 hours ago, Lambo said:

Without giving it to much thought, on a daily basis you would here Dre, Snoop, Redman, Tool, Boston, Dire Straits, Outkast, the Foo, Soundgarden, CCR, SOAD and Iron Maiden if you walked into my office. I have been on a Redman/Method Man thing lately, listened to all their albums consecutively last week.

Depending on the playlist, you could walk in and here some Waylon, and possibly even Gene Pitney the man who shot liberty valance.

I would add anyone of them to my playlist if they are not already there. I pay for Spotify. When I’m driving I’ll search a genre or artist, then I’ll listen to a song for a few seconds, before adding it to my playlist or skipping it.

Also I saw the new Kevin James movie yesterday, Andrea Bocelli is now on my playlist. And on occasion, I’ll jam the soundtrack to Hamilton when I’m doing chores around the house.

2 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

I call one of the docs in my office Dora. She's certified to translate spanish but is literally a top 10 whitest person I've ever met. She sounds exactly like Dora.

This needs more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 minute ago, DEagle7 said:

I call one of the docs in my office Dora. She's certified to translate spanish but is literally a top 10 whitest person I've ever met. She sounds exactly like Dora.

My cousin spent a year studying at the university of Madrid, and speaks perfect Spanish. She can even emulate the a lot of the different accents, and it sounds funny as F because she is a super pale, freckled whitey lmao

3 hours ago, BFit said:

it probably would have helped though, i spent the whole performance trying to figure out what the hell was going on. i keep seeing that those things were the obvious message, but i didnt get anything out of it other than it was funny when the dancers were dressed as linemen "working the poles" lol

Ironically, a lot of Spanish, and other non English speaking people have learned English by doing exactly that.

One of my best friends when in the Navy is from PR. His HS yearbook had quite a few white people. The Spanish were not the only ones that visited the Islands.

9 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Ironically, a lot of Spanish, and other non English speaking people have learned English by doing exactly that.

Working the poles? ph34r

3 hours ago, paco said:

Perfect for those with weird tastes

That dude played that tune on late night tv back in the dinosaur ages (e.g. Johnny Carson Tonight Show). He showed up now and again.

18 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

This needs more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you've never heard Dora tell a parent that their daughter has Chlamydia hoo boy it's a barrel of laughs.

2 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

If you've never heard Dora tell a parent that their daughter has Chlamydia hoo boy it's a barrel of laughs.

We did it!

We did it!

We did it! Hooray!

We took our Penicillin and rested,

And it doesn't burn when we pee today!

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10 minutes ago, paco said:

We did it!

We did it!

We did it! Hooray!

We took our Penicillin and rested,

And it doesn't burn when we pee today!

Can you say "Tu novio es un puto?"

That means "Your boyfriend is a ****" in Spanish!

The look WVMike gives the 17 year old Olive Garden waiter when he pronounces "Pasta Fagioli" correctly

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34 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

One of my best friends when in the Navy is from PR. His HS yearbook had quite a few white people. The Spanish were not the only ones that visited the Islands.

There are a few german/french surnames around, but for the most part the white/blonde Puerto Ricans come from northern spanish stock.

26 minutes ago, paco said:

We did it!

We did it!

We did it! Hooray!

We took our Penicillin and rested,

And it doesn't burn when we pee today!

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29 minutes ago, Gannan said:

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I said to schmoopie that it reminds me of 2000 when the vast majority of commercials was e-commerce (pet.com, etc)

15 minutes ago, paco said:

I said to schmoopie that it reminds me of 2000 when the vast majority of commercials was e-commerce (pet.com, etc)

and we all know how tremendously successful the dot com boom was, right!?!?!?

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