February 10Feb 10 33 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:Evanescence can unite our country if the NFL has the guts to choose them!Lil Nas X 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
February 10Feb 10 CowboyCowboyWell, I'm packin' up my game an' I'm a head out westWhere real women come equipped with scripts an' fake breastsFind a nest in the hills, chill like FlintBuy an old drop top, find a spot to pimpAn' I'm a Kid Rock it up an' down your blockWith a bottle of scotch an' watch lots of crotchBuy yacht with a flag sayin' 'Chillin' the most'Then rock that **** up an' down the coastGive a toast to the sun, drink with the starsGet thrown in the mix an' tossed out of barsZip to Tijuana, I wanna roamFind Motown an' tell them fools to come back homeStart an escort service for all the right reasonsAn' set up shop at the top of Four SeasonsKid Rock an' I'm the 'Real McCoy'An' I'm headin' out west, sucker because I wanna be aCowboy, babyWith the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'Cowboy, babyWest coast chillin' with the Boone's WineI wanna be a cowboy, babyRidin' at night 'cause I sleep all dayCowboy, babyI can smell a pig from a mile awayI bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls inIt goes like dust in the windStoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mindI once was lost but now I'm just blindPalm trees an' weeds, scabbed knees an' riceGet a map to the stars, find Heidi FleissAn' if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid, boyAn' let Californ I A know why they call meCowboy, babyWith the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'Cowboy, babyWest coast chillin' with the Boone's WineI wanna be a cowboy, babyRidin' at night 'cause I sleep all dayCowboy, babyI can smell a pig from a mile awayYeah, Kid Rock, you can call me 'Tex'Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of BecksSeen a slimy in a 'Vette, rolled down my glassAn' said, ? Yeah, this dick fits right in your ass?No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floorCall me 'Hoss', I'm the Boss with the sauce in the horseNo remorse for the Sherrif, in his eye I ain't rightI'm gonna paint his town red an' paint his wife whiteCause chaos, rock like AmadeusFind West Coast **** for my Detroit playersMack like mayors, ball like LakersThey told us to leave but bet they can't make usWhy they wanna pick on me?Lock me up an' snort away my keyI ain't no G, I'm just a regular failureI ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailerCuss like a sailor, drink like a MickMy only words of wisdom are just, ? Radio edit?I'm flickin' my Bic up an' down that coastAn' keep on truckin' until it falls into motionCowboyWith the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'CowboySpend all my time at Hollywood an' VineCowboyRidin' at night 'cause I sleep all dayCowboyI can smell a pig from a mile awayCowboyWith the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'CowboyWith the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'CowboyHollywood an' Vine that's be some wholesum lyrics that the entire family could sit around the super bowl table and sing to jesus.
February 10Feb 10 57 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:Real "why do these strange men keep putting their P's in my mouth, somebody's gotta put a stop to it" energy.The onion did this in 1998Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my C?Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my C.Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my C, that is.Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my C? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, "Suck my C” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My C.”I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my C, then I’ve got a real problem.Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he’s sucking my C!What is it with these homos? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay Cs out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?Believe me, I have no interest in getting my C sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who’ve come on to me recently. All of them sucked my C, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your C, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I’m afraid he’s going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my C. I’ve even started to visualize these repulsive C-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven’t actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop thinking about.Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my C, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just angry and sickened. But believe me, that’s enough. I don’t know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his C sucked, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.I’ve tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ****ots off, but it didn’t work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my C, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?I swear, if these homosexuals don’t take a hint and quit sucking my C all the time, I’m going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my C all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can’t get much more direct than that
February 10Feb 10 7 minutes ago, toolg said:It seems there has been a shift in the matrixI've seen posts claiming he was given 30 days to leave the island by the island's "underworld". prolly just silly rumors, but I'm sure he's heard said rumors.
February 10Feb 10 Super Bowl 61 is at SoFi stadium in LA. If Tupac doesn’t get to be the star of the halftime show and represent the LA culture I’m going to roll around on the ground kicking and screaming like a magat child and then put on a pay per view halftime show "Kid Rock part 2” to grift money from the biggest snowflakes the world has ever seen before. - djt probably
February 10Feb 10 13 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:Super Bowl 61 is at SoFi stadium in LA. If Tupac doesn’t get to be the star of the halftime show and represent the LA culture I’m going to roll around on the ground kicking and screaming like a magat child and then put on a pay per view halftime show "Kid Rock part 2” to grift money from the biggest snowflakes the world has ever seen before. - djt probablyIt's on Velentine's Day so I expect an act for the ladies as target market. Taylor Swift finally?
February 10Feb 10 9 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:It's on Velentine's Day so I expect an act for the ladies as target market. Taylor Swift finally?Taylor Swift is a never trumper… pay per view incoming.Step 1 Fabricate outrageStep 2 Grift money from magat snowflakes Step 3 Repeat
February 10Feb 10 I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as halftime show for life
February 10Feb 10 5 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as commissioner.FYP
February 10Feb 10 6 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:Taylor Swift is a never trumper… pay per view incoming.Step 1 Fabricate outrageStep 2 Grift money from magat snowflakesStep 3 RepeatOh right, cuz you can give them a lily white country pop singer and they'll still melt...🤣FFSAnyways makes sense on a few levels, she's taking a year off so SB 2027 would be a very swifty way to take the spotlight back on her return. And of course watching MAGA choke on every exciuse they had for BB to fabricate new rage is a bonus
February 10Feb 10 9 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as halftime show for lifeso, the government is going to spend money to try and censor a private business. just remember you creampie eating cucks, you voted for this. 🤣
February 10Feb 10 2 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:Oh right, cuz you can give them a lily white country pop singer and they'll still melt...🤣FFSAnyways makes sense on a few levels, she's taking a year off so SB 2027 would be a very swifty way to take the spotlight back on her return. And of course watching MAGA choke on every exciuse they had for BB to fabricate new rage is a bonusId take it. Whichever act is likely to provide the best memes, go with that.
February 10Feb 10 1 minute ago, Alpha_TATEr said:so, the government is going to spend money to try and censor a private business.just remember you creampie eating cucks, you voted for this. 🤣"Tread on me harder, daddy!" - @Mike31mt
February 10Feb 10 4 hours ago, mr_hunt said:Evanescence can unite our country if the NFL has the guts to choose them!Saw her live last year. She's still got it
February 10Feb 10 2 minutes ago, Boogyman said:"Tread on me harder, daddy!" - @Mike31mtmike's response will be along the lines of, but biden, obama, clinton, blm riots!!!!
February 10Feb 10 8 minutes ago, Boogyman said:Id take it. Whichever act is likely to provide the best memes, go with that.I think it'll Taylor or Billie Eilish
February 10Feb 10 21 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as halftime show for lifeDidn't watch it but claims to know all about it.... Typical Republican energy right there. Faux outrage!
February 10Feb 10 16 minutes ago, toolg said:Didn't watch it but claims to know all about it.... Typical Republican energy right there. Faux outrage!You know who should perform at the next Super Bowl, right?
February 10Feb 10 30 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:I think it'll Taylor or Billie EilishSwift essentially said she wouldn't because of Kelce
February 10Feb 10 2 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:Swift essentially said she wouldn't because of KelceI think kelce retires. Chiefs don't have the cap space to offer him much. Don't think he'll play on a 1 yr 6m type deal, which is his actual worth these days.
February 10Feb 10 23 minutes ago, Lambo said:You know who should perform at the next Super Bowl, right?
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