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I agree.

33 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

Evanescence can unite our country if the NFL has the guts to choose them!

Lil Nas X 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Cowboy
Cowboy

Well, I'm packin' up my game an' I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts an' fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills, chill like Flint
Buy an old drop top, find a spot to pimp

An' I'm a Kid Rock it up an' down your block
With a bottle of scotch an' watch lots of crotch
Buy yacht with a flag sayin' 'Chillin' the most'
Then rock that **** up an' down the coast

Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix an' tossed out of bars
Zip to Tijuana, I wanna roam
Find Motown an' tell them fools to come back home

Start an escort service for all the right reasons
An' set up shop at the top of Four Seasons
Kid Rock an' I'm the 'Real McCoy'
An' I'm headin' out west, sucker because I wanna be a

Cowboy, baby
With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine

I wanna be a cowboy, baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy, baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost but now I'm just blind

Palm trees an' weeds, scabbed knees an' rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
An' if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid, boy
An' let Californ I A know why they call me

Cowboy, baby
With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy, baby
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine

I wanna be a cowboy, baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy, baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

Yeah, Kid Rock, you can call me 'Tex'
Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimy in a 'Vette, rolled down my glass
An' said, ? Yeah, this dick fits right in your ass?

No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me 'Hoss', I'm the Boss with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the Sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red an' paint his wife white

Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast **** for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave but bet they can't make us

Why they wanna pick on me?
Lock me up an' snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer

Cuss like a sailor, drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are just, ? Radio edit?
I'm flickin' my Bic up an' down that coast
An' keep on truckin' until it falls into motion

Cowboy
With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy
Spend all my time at Hollywood an' Vine

Cowboy
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away

Cowboy
With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'
Cowboy
With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'

Cowboy
Hollywood an' Vine

that's be some wholesum lyrics that the entire family could sit around the super bowl table and sing to jesus.

57 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Real "why do these strange men keep putting their P's in my mouth, somebody's gotta put a stop to it" energy.

The onion did this in 1998

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my C?

Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my C.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my C, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my C? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, "Suck my C” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My C.”

I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my C, then I’ve got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he’s sucking my C!

What is it with these homos? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay Cs out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my C sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who’ve come on to me recently. All of them sucked my C, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your C, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I’m afraid he’s going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my C. I’ve even started to visualize these repulsive C-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven’t actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my C, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just angry and sickened. But believe me, that’s enough. I don’t know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his C sucked, and, frankly, I don’t want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I’ve tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ****ots off, but it didn’t work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my C, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don’t take a hint and quit sucking my C all the time, I’m going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my C all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can’t get much more direct than that

It seems there has been a shift in the matrix

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7 minutes ago, toolg said:

It seems there has been a shift in the matrix

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I've seen posts claiming he was given 30 days to leave the island by the island's "underworld". prolly just silly rumors, but I'm sure he's heard said rumors.

Super Bowl 61 is at SoFi stadium in LA. If Tupac doesn’t get to be the star of the halftime show and represent the LA culture I’m going to roll around on the ground kicking and screaming like a magat child and then put on a pay per view halftime show "Kid Rock part 2” to grift money from the biggest snowflakes the world has ever seen before. - djt probably

13 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:

Super Bowl 61 is at SoFi stadium in LA. If Tupac doesn’t get to be the star of the halftime show and represent the LA culture I’m going to roll around on the ground kicking and screaming like a magat child and then put on a pay per view halftime show "Kid Rock part 2” to grift money from the biggest snowflakes the world has ever seen before. - djt probably

It's on Velentine's Day so I expect an act for the ladies as target market. Taylor Swift finally?

9 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

It's on Velentine's Day so I expect an act for the ladies as target market. Taylor Swift finally?

Taylor Swift is a never trumper… pay per view incoming.

Step 1 Fabricate outrage

Step 2 Grift money from magat snowflakes

Step 3 Repeat

roll

I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as halftime show for life

5 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

roll

I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as commissioner.

FYP

6 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:

Taylor Swift is a never trumper… pay per view incoming.

Step 1 Fabricate outrage

Step 2 Grift money from magat snowflakes

Step 3 Repeat

Oh right, cuz you can give them a lily white country pop singer and they'll still melt...🤣

FFS

Anyways makes sense on a few levels, she's taking a year off so SB 2027 would be a very swifty way to take the spotlight back on her return. And of course watching MAGA choke on every exciuse they had for BB to fabricate new rage is a bonus

9 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

roll

I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as halftime show for life

so, the government is going to spend money to try and censor a private business.

just remember you creampie eating cucks, you voted for this. 🤣

2 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

Oh right, cuz you can give them a lily white country pop singer and they'll still melt...🤣

FFS

Anyways makes sense on a few levels, she's taking a year off so SB 2027 would be a very swifty way to take the spotlight back on her return. And of course watching MAGA choke on every exciuse they had for BB to fabricate new rage is a bonus

Id take it. Whichever act is likely to provide the best memes, go with that.

1 minute ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

so, the government is going to spend money to try and censor a private business.

just remember you creampie eating cucks, you voted for this. 🤣

"Tread on me harder, daddy!" - @Mike31mt

4 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

Evanescence can unite our country if the NFL has the guts to choose them!

Saw her live last year. She's still got it

2 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

"Tread on me harder, daddy!" - @Mike31mt

mike's response will be along the lines of, but biden, obama, clinton, blm riots!!!!

8 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Id take it. Whichever act is likely to provide the best memes, go with that.

I think it'll Taylor or Billie Eilish

21 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

roll

I give it two days before they've decided the gov't needs to force a stake in the NFL and install Lee Greenwood as halftime show for life

Didn't watch it but claims to know all about it.... Typical Republican energy right there. Faux outrage!

16 minutes ago, toolg said:

Didn't watch it but claims to know all about it.... Typical Republican energy right there. Faux outrage!

You know who should perform at the next Super Bowl, right?

30 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

I think it'll Taylor or Billie Eilish

Swift essentially said she wouldn't because of Kelce

2 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

Swift essentially said she wouldn't because of Kelce

I think kelce retires. Chiefs don't have the cap space to offer him much. Don't think he'll play on a 1 yr 6m type deal, which is his actual worth these days.

23 minutes ago, Lambo said:

You know who should perform at the next Super Bowl, right?

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