Posted October 30, 2025Oct 30 Hello, and welcome to Your Morning Mustard ©.You might be wondering what this is all about. Perhaps you think I had an idea for some sort of breakfast mustard. Maybe something slightly sweeter, slightly less spicy, and a little bit gloopy so that you can pour it out of a container as opposed to having to spread it on with weird flat knife. It's actually not a bad idea. I mean who wouldn't want a slightly sweet, hollandaisey/mayonnaisey, viscous mustard on their eggs in the morning? I know I would!But that's not what this is about. Your Morning Mustard © is a place for all of my followers and loyal friends to come see my unique brand of EMB content. Basically I'm making a personal branding attempt. here you can come read my intellectually supercharged hot takes on the "Conflicting Views and other News" of the day. I call it "morning mustard" because I'm mostly posting in the morning and my content can occasionally be a little spicy for that time of day. If there's a particular topic you want me to cover, feel free to make requests.Meanwhile, enjoy Your Morning Mustard © !!
October 31, 2025Oct 31 Author You fired up? Ready to go?Ready to get your mind blown?Ready to get some Arthur Jackson all up in ya!I know you are.Get ready to have your intellect twisted into a big salty pretzel so I can slather my Morning Mustard © all over it! (If you think that sounded gross, wait until you get a load of my "Evening Mustard ©". Am I right, ladies? You know what I'm talking about 🤣.)Anyway, it's time to get this thing rolling!And by the way thank you to my 22 viewers so far. Make sure you like and subscribe, we're off to a great start here.So what shall we talk about today?Hang on... I know...What's the deal with politics?
November 1, 2025Nov 1 Author Hello 39 viewers and welcome to the first Saturday installment of Your Morning Mustard ©!First a little housekeeping, I know that if you will soon be asking about swag. The short answer is yes we are going to have Your Morning Mustard © merch!I'm not quite sure what that will all entail yet, I have to figure out how to do the drop shipping and possibly hire a designer. Right now all my money is tied up in hookers.We'll start off simple just unusual T-shirts, mugs, hats, welding gloves, etc. and we'll see how that goes before I start moving on to other types of merchandise.Possible areas of expansion are:thongsYour Morning Mustard © Actual mustardbutt plugs with glowing mustard-colored lightsYour Morning Mustard © wine coolersA partnership with the Philadelphia Pretzel Factory to distribute Your Morning Mustard © Actual mustard samplesAcquisition of the intellectual property rights to Cluedo's Colonel Mustard from Parker BrothersAnd of course a full menu:Barbecued Your Morning Mustard ©Boiled Your Morning Mustard ©Broiled Your Morning Mustard ©Baked Your Morning Mustard ©Sautéed Your Morning Mustard ©Pan-fried Your Morning Mustard ©Deep-fried Your Morning Mustard ©Stir-fried Your Morning Mustard ©Grilled Your Morning Mustard ©Your Morning Mustard © KabobsYour Morning Mustard © CreoleYour Morning Mustard © GumboYour Morning Mustard © StewYour Morning Mustard © SaladYour Morning Mustard © SandwichYour Morning Mustard © BurgerYour Morning Mustard © SoupStew and Potatoes with Your Morning Mustard ©Your Morning Mustard © CasseroleYour Morning Mustard © ScampiNew Orleans-style Your Morning Mustard ©Coconut Your Morning Mustard ©Lemon Your Morning Mustard ©Peppered Your Morning Mustard ©Cajun Your Morning Mustard ©Garlic Your Morning Mustard ©(Your Morning Mustard © Is a wholly owned subsidiary of your fat, ugly Mama)
November 2, 2025Nov 2 Author Happy Sunday 74 viewers!Funny story, last night I picked up a couple of old bags from bingo and took them home. I was in the process of squirting copious amounts of Your Morning Mustard © all over thei... oh god what the hell am I doing with this ****
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November 24, 2025Nov 24 On 11/4/2025 at 11:15 AM, Arthur Jackson said:Well this kind of fizzledFizzled is kind of an overstatement....
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