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8 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Nah, he claims to have a wife and kid. He was "married and trying" and then suddenly just randomly said he has a kid. Dude is full of it.

Half-men have to try twice as hard. Its math

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2 hours ago, Boogyman said:

The fact you think your height has anything to do with you being a half-man is telling, Squirt. Now get back to talking about how much better my life is than yours while hiding from the question that was asked, like you usually do all day long. And add some more smiling ermojis to hide your pain.

That poor kid of yours is F'ing doomed hahahahaha

Wait... KZ procreated? There's no way.

Guys, let's not talk about someone's wife or children.

What about Mike's cousinwife or Sloth's cardboard cutout of Dame Judi Dench with a fleshlight insert? Are those fair game still? ph34r

16 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Guys, let's not talk about someone's wife or children.

Those were the old rules. New rules, F the Nootsies.

1 minute ago, VanHammersly said:

Those were the old rules. New rules, F the Nootsies.

I mean, the dork started the "wife and kids" talk so he brought it on himself.

18 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Guys, let's not talk about someone's wife or children.

This is the type of discussion that Half-Man prefers to have

36 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Guys, let's not talk about someone's wife or children.

Yo' mama otoh...

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3 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

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roll By far the most retarded person to ever hold office. Imagine how dumb you have to be to hear this moron speak and still come to the conclusion that he has a 90th percentile IQ

10 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

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no doubt he thinks the pennsylvania dutch are actually dutch.

1 hour ago, Paul852 said:

I mean, the dork started the "wife and kids" talk so he brought it on himself.

Let’s be honest, though, that kid is gonna be world’s biggest Hanson fan

TACO Tuesday on a Wednesday? Well, it is the 2nd day of the work week. I'm guessing they explained that he already can put as many bases in Greenland as he wants:

1 minute ago, vikas83 said:

TACO Tuesday on a Wednesday? Well, it is the 2nd day of the work week. I'm guessing they explained that he already can put as many bases in Greenland as he wants:

That fat F'er just learned what what most of CVON has been saying for days now hahahahaha.

Even @Kz! learned this a day ago lmao

3 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

TACO Tuesday on a Wednesday? Well, it is the 2nd day of the work week. I'm guessing they explained that he already can put as many bases in Greenland as he wants:

You are being generous. They probably let him put 3 tanks and some airplanes in Greenland on an Axis and Allies board.

15 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

TACO Tuesday on a Wednesday? Well, it is the 2nd day of the work week. I'm guessing they explained that he already can put as many bases in Greenland as he wants:

52 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

TACO Tuesday on a Wednesday? Well, it is the 2nd day of the work week. I'm guessing they explained that he already can put as many bases in Greenland as he wants:

Its all theatrics for his dumb cult base.

I am sure we will the usual suspects jump on here any minute now and hail this nothingburger as another great accomplisment for their Orange God

So, no, we aren't getting Greenland. We're basically just continuing the 1951 Deal that was amended in 2004. Just like when we made NAFTA into USMCA -- same deal, but Trump will say it's fantastic now.

Just now, kiwieagle said:

Its all theatrics for his dumb cult base.

I am sure we will the usual suspects jump on here any minute now and hail this nothingburger as another great accomplisment for their Orange God

Absolutely.

Art of the deal 👍😄

4 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

So, no, we aren't getting Greenland. We're basically just continuing the 1951 Deal that was amended in 2004. Just like when we made NAFTA into USMCA -- same deal, but Trump will say it's fantastic now.

hero of the stupid.

All Hail Trump!! The art of the deal master strikes again!

9 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

So, no, we aren't getting Greenland. We're basically just continuing the 1951 Deal that was amended in 2004. Just like when we made NAFTA into USMCA -- same deal, but Trump will say it's fantastic now.

He finally said it, for security, AND THE MINERALS.

He's tired as sheet

"Infinite deal", lmfao

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