Mobile exclusively until today.

This is nice on a bigger screen

My butthole hurts.

@hputenis really nailed me the other night. He probably doesn't even remember it.

Oooops, wrong thread.

24 minutes ago, OCEaglefan said:

This is nice on a bigger screen

Your Mom's porn scenes are nice on a bigger screen too.

1 hour ago, LacesOut said:

My butthole hurts.

@hputenis really nailed me the other night. He probably doesn't even remember it.

Oooops, wrong thread.

You were a trooper though. Never have I seen a dirtstar take such punishment, but you took in the entire experience with a smile on your face!

2 hours ago, LacesOut said:

My butthole hurts.

@hputenis really nailed me the other night. He probably doesn't even remember it.

Oooops, wrong thread.

Oh this the right thread but wrong member.

Set innuendos to three.

Great... glad to hear this...... I'm sure you will enjoy the lads comparing who grunted loudest during their "workout" sessions on a bigger screen.

But since you are on a bigger screen, you can more easily multi task...... time to update the title of your longtime thread.

1 hour ago, Steve 17 said:

Great... glad to hear this...... I'm sure you will enjoy the lads comparing who grunted loudest during their "workout" sessions on a bigger screen.

But since you are on a bigger screen, you can more easily multi task...... time to update the title of your longtime thread.

I've viewed the EMB exclusively on my toilet since 2003

9 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

I've viewed the EMB exclusively on my toilet since 2003

Nothing else to view while sitting there eh ?

Dave,

Porn can be your friend. Look him up on the Interwebz thingy. He goes by the name of @Steve 17, OR @hputenis.

21 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

I've viewed the EMB exclusively on my toilet since 2003

I don't mean to sound insincere but i swear i thought you had died years ago.

19 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

I don't mean to sound insincere but i swear i thought you had died years ago.

You thought I passed away the same way as Elvis

14 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

You thought I passed away the same way as Elvis

no sh___ .

hey, if you had to choose between picking up a tequila on sale (and you're a shooter, not a sipper):
Pantalones Repo $33.00 750mL

Herradura Plato $38.00 1L

@olsilverhair eat a bag of deeks