Toastrel Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 Vladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbow The only thing that can beat 'Florida Man' for sheer WTFery. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54782634
Toastrel Posted November 3, 2020 Author Posted November 3, 2020 Just now, TV Guy said: Did Abe Froman take him out? Yes. There was some issue with the Maitre D', but a phone call cleared that up. 1
mr_hunt Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 and @bobeph is 1 step closer to being sausage king of the world! 1
PoconoDon Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 Is this the Russian version of the game CLUE? "The KGB Agent did it in the Sauna with a Crossbow" 3
bobeph Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, mr_hunt said: and @bobeph is 1 step closer to being sausage king of the world! Small price to pay. My sausage thugs are legit, yo! 1
mr_hunt Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 37 minutes ago, bobeph said: Small price to pay. My sausage thugs are legit, yo! 2
wholesale_Melvin Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Toastrel said: Yes. There was some issue with the Maitre D', but a phone call cleared that up. it's understanding that makes it possible for serfs like us to tolerate czars like yourself. ^last words heard by vladmir 'ferrisky' marugov. 1 1
wholesale_Melvin Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Toty said: I was close I had Mossad in the shvitz with concertina wire dammit, i had just moved my armies into irkutsk from mongolia. well, you take risks.
Toastrel Posted November 3, 2020 Author Posted November 3, 2020 It isn't easy finding good news, but weird news. . .well, Florida and Russia are always there for you,.
Toastrel Posted November 3, 2020 Author Posted November 3, 2020 IT GETS WEIRDER!!! An investigation into the crossbow murder of a Russian sausage magnate has taken a bizarre turn, as police searching a suspect’s home for clues instead found a man handcuffed to a bedpost. Investigators said the man, whom they described as a pensioner, was being held captive and extorted to sign over his apartment, indicating a wider criminal ring behind the grisly murder of the oligarch Vladimir Marugov on Monday. Russia's 'Sausage King' killed in Moscow in crossbow attack Police have arrested two suspects in connection with the killing of the "Sausage King”, which has prompted comparisons with violent attacks on entrepreneurs from Russia’s rough-and-tumble 1990s. But another suspect remains at large. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/03/russian-sausage-king-inquiry-police-find-man-handcuffed-to-bed
sameaglesfan Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 Who would ever imagine the Sausage King murdered in a sauna?
wholesale_Melvin Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, sameaglesfan said: Who would ever imagine the Sausage King murdered in a sauna? 1
Toastrel Posted November 3, 2020 Author Posted November 3, 2020 He probably shouldn't have said, "Go ahead, comrade. Do your wurst." 1
hputenis Posted November 4, 2020 Posted November 4, 2020 I wonder how many people will end up being linked to this murder. 👀 3
Toastrel Posted November 4, 2020 Author Posted November 4, 2020 The lead investigator is a real hot dog. 1
IFB DOG Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 They'll probably ketchup to the third guy, soon.
hputenis Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 On 11/4/2020 at 7:19 PM, IFB DOG said: They'll probably ketchup to the third guy, soon. Once they do, I'm sure they'll grill the hell out of him.
IFB DOG Posted November 7, 2020 Posted November 7, 2020 49 minutes ago, hputenis said: Once they do, I'm sure they'll grill the hell out of him. Probably end up giving him the mustard gas. They relish in that sort of thing.
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