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Vladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbow

The only thing that can beat 'Florida Man' for sheer WTFery.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54782634

Did Abe Froman take him out?

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Just now, TV Guy said:

Did Abe Froman take him out?

Yes. There was some issue with the Maitre D', but a phone call cleared that up.

and @bobeph is 1 step closer to being sausage king of the world!  :worthy:  

Is this the Russian version of the game CLUE?

"The KGB Agent did it in the Sauna with a Crossbow"

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

and @bobeph is 1 step closer to being sausage king of the world!  :worthy:  

Small price to pay.  My sausage thugs are legit, yo!

37 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Small price to pay.  My sausage thugs are legit, yo!

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1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

Yes. There was some issue with the Maitre D', but a phone call cleared that up.

it's understanding that makes it possible for serfs like us to tolerate czars like yourself. 

^last words heard by vladmir 'ferrisky' marugov.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Toty said:

I was close

I had Mossad in the shvitz with concertina wire

dammit, i had just moved my armies into irkutsk from mongolia. 

well, you take risks.

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It isn't easy finding good news, but weird news. . .well, Florida and Russia are always there for you,.

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IT GETS WEIRDER!!!

An investigation into the crossbow murder of a Russian sausage magnate has taken a bizarre turn, as police searching a suspect’s home for clues instead found a man handcuffed to a bedpost.

Investigators said the man, whom they described as a pensioner, was being held captive and extorted to sign over his apartment, indicating a wider criminal ring behind the grisly murder of the oligarch Vladimir Marugov on Monday.

 

 

Police have arrested two suspects in connection with the killing of the "Sausage King”, which has prompted comparisons with violent attacks on entrepreneurs from Russia’s rough-and-tumble 1990s. But another suspect remains at large.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/03/russian-sausage-king-inquiry-police-find-man-handcuffed-to-bed

Who would ever imagine the Sausage King murdered in a sauna?

2 minutes ago, sameaglesfan said:

Who would ever imagine the Sausage King murdered in a sauna?

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He probably shouldn't have said, "Go ahead, comrade. Do your wurst."

that must have been some damn nasty sausage

I wonder how many people will end up being linked to this murder.   👀 

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The lead investigator is a real hot dog.

They'll probably ketchup to the third guy, soon.

On 11/4/2020 at 7:19 PM, IFB DOG said:

They'll probably ketchup to the third guy, soon.

Once they do, I'm sure they'll grill the hell out of him.  

49 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Once they do, I'm sure they'll grill the hell out of him.  

Probably end up giving him the mustard gas.

They relish in that sort of thing.

Well at least they didn't pork him first

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