Posted November 3, 20204 yr Vladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbow The only thing that can beat 'Florida Man' for sheer WTFery. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54782634
November 3, 20204 yr Author Just now, TV Guy said: Did Abe Froman take him out? Yes. There was some issue with the Maitre D', but a phone call cleared that up.
November 3, 20204 yr Is this the Russian version of the game CLUE? "The KGB Agent did it in the Sauna with a Crossbow"
November 3, 20204 yr 1 hour ago, mr_hunt said: and @bobeph is 1 step closer to being sausage king of the world! Small price to pay. My sausage thugs are legit, yo!
November 3, 20204 yr 37 minutes ago, bobeph said: Small price to pay. My sausage thugs are legit, yo!
November 3, 20204 yr 1 hour ago, Toastrel said: Yes. There was some issue with the Maitre D', but a phone call cleared that up. it's understanding that makes it possible for serfs like us to tolerate czars like yourself. ^last words heard by vladmir 'ferrisky' marugov.
November 3, 20204 yr 8 minutes ago, Toty said: I was close I had Mossad in the shvitz with concertina wire dammit, i had just moved my armies into irkutsk from mongolia. well, you take risks.
November 3, 20204 yr Author It isn't easy finding good news, but weird news. . .well, Florida and Russia are always there for you,.
November 3, 20204 yr Author IT GETS WEIRDER!!! An investigation into the crossbow murder of a Russian sausage magnate has taken a bizarre turn, as police searching a suspect’s home for clues instead found a man handcuffed to a bedpost. Investigators said the man, whom they described as a pensioner, was being held captive and extorted to sign over his apartment, indicating a wider criminal ring behind the grisly murder of the oligarch Vladimir Marugov on Monday. Russia's 'Sausage King' killed in Moscow in crossbow attack Police have arrested two suspects in connection with the killing of the "Sausage King”, which has prompted comparisons with violent attacks on entrepreneurs from Russia’s rough-and-tumble 1990s. But another suspect remains at large. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/03/russian-sausage-king-inquiry-police-find-man-handcuffed-to-bed
November 3, 20204 yr 2 minutes ago, sameaglesfan said: Who would ever imagine the Sausage King murdered in a sauna?
November 6, 20204 yr On 11/4/2020 at 7:19 PM, IFB DOG said: They'll probably ketchup to the third guy, soon. Once they do, I'm sure they'll grill the hell out of him.
November 7, 20204 yr 49 minutes ago, hputenis said: Once they do, I'm sure they'll grill the hell out of him. Probably end up giving him the mustard gas. They relish in that sort of thing.
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