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Let’s play a little game. Start the sentence with ‘’I used to...’’ then tell us something embarrassing that you used to do, that you thought was cool.  I’ll start, of course.

I used to....wear Polo by Ralph Lauren cologne when I went on dates.  I thought it would help me get lucky. It either worked, or I was just so appealing that it didn’t drive the ladies off.

Bonus preemptive hunt answer:  I used to....think that the OP is a ****ot.  Now I know that I was right all along.

Times yours.

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be able to trust a fart

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Give a f, now I couldn't give a f less. 

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fold roommates laundry for $20. the embarrassing part was it was for a $20 stomped on coke bag.

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17 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

fold roommates laundry for $20. the embarrassing part was it was for a $20 stomped on coke bag.

At least you didn't go full Less Than Zero Julian.  You never go full Less Than Zero Julian.

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.......wear parachute pants and a Michael Jackson jacket. :blush:

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13 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

At least you didn't go full Less Than Zero Julian.  You never go full Less Than Zero Julian.

or full requiem for a dream maid marion.

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26 minutes ago, bobeph said:

.......wear parachute pants and a Michael Jackson jacket. :blush:

How did your fatarse fit in that? 

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2 minutes ago, Godfather said:

How did your fatarse fit in that? 

Triple XL

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17 minutes ago, Godfather said:

How did your fatarse fit in that? 

it was an actual parachute. he had a tarp tank top to go with it. 

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51 minutes ago, bobeph said:

.......wear parachute pants and a Michael Jackson jacket. :blush:

It's true.  The Simpsons made an episode about it

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… be in the marching band.

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17 minutes ago, B3 said:

… be in the marching band.

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...love her, but I had to kill her.

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23 minutes ago, TV Guy said:

...love her, but I had to kill her.

Was waiting for that.

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be able to flush the toilet once after dropping a deuce. 

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I have a lot of decent "I used to..." stories from my early 20s, but for now we'll go with...

I used to go to parties in towns (penn state, manayunk, west Chester, etc) where my buddies lived. After everyone passed out, me and my friend would wonder around the town and knock on any door that still had lights on inside, say we we're new to whatever college was around there at the time and just moved down the street. We got invited inside every time, would chug a bunch of beer, grab a bottle of liquor and leave an hour later to go to the next house. One night we started in manayunk in ended up in old city....... :lol:

 

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So if you wanna take this story a little further, me and my brother did this in Penn state one year. At midnight we started wondering around state college and looking for parties. We'd find one, go around back, sneak in through the back door and start blending in with people. If someone asked who we knew or who we were there with, we always said Mike. There's always a Mike..... At the one party, we walked in, grabbed some beers at the keg and started playing flip cup with some people. We were there maybe 40 minutes and this one dude walks up and asks who we know there. I say, "oh we're Mike's friends." Well, turns out this dude was Mike and he started getting pissed, yelling about how we're stealing beer and stuff. Well this one Asian kid comes up and says it's cool, we're with him. Mike goes, "oh ok then, we're cool." and walks away. So I thank my new Asian friend and ask who he's here with. Dude tells me and brother that he knows no one at the party, he just wondered in like we did and figured he'd stick up for a couple fellow party crashers. :roll::roll::roll:

 

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On 11/3/2020 at 12:15 PM, The_Omega said:

At least you didn't go full Less Than Zero Julian.  You never go full Less Than Zero Julian.

 

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1 hour ago, BFit said:

So if you wanna take this story a little further, me and my brother did this in Penn state one year. At midnight we started wondering around state college and looking for parties. We'd find one, go around back, sneak in through the back door and start blending in with people. If someone asked who we knew or who we were there with, we always said Mike. There's always a Mike..... At the one party, we walked in, grabbed some beers at the keg and started playing flip cup with some people. We were there maybe 40 minutes and this one dude walks up and asks who we know there. I say, "oh we're Mike's friends." Well, turns out this dude was Mike and he started getting pissed, yelling about how we're stealing beer and stuff. Well this one Asian kid comes up and says it's cool, we're with him. Mike goes, "oh ok then, we're cool." and walks away. So I thank my new Asian friend and ask who he's here with. Dude tells me and brother that he knows no one at the party, he just wondered in like we did and figured he'd stick up for a couple fellow party crashers. :roll::roll::roll:

 

Went to Cafe 210 while visiting a roommates buddy at Penn State one night back in my college days.  $5 pitchers of long island iced teas...they just stuck one straw in them...while I made it out alive in one piece my buddy apparently tripped on a curb earned a life long scar on his face and I woke up to him pissing in our hosts dresser drawer.  Good times.

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I used to have to shake my P a lot fewer times at the urinal before I turned 40

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7 hours ago, mr_irie1 said:

I used to have to shake my P a lot fewer times at the urinal before I turned 40

Well stop spanking the monkey in public you creep

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10 hours ago, rambo said:

Went to Cafe 210 while visiting a roommates buddy at Penn State one night back in my college days.  $5 pitchers of long island iced teas...they just stuck one straw in them...while I made it out alive in one piece my buddy apparently tripped on a curb earned a life long scar on his face and I woke up to him pissing in our hosts dresser drawer.  Good times.

Between the pitchers of long islands at Cafe 210 and $3 pitchers of Lager at The Skeller I drank many'a lunch in my college years...

 

Probably not the best idea when I has a 400-level engineering class with a smooth and fast taking professor that would fill 2 walls with notes immediately after lunch 3 days a week. 

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I used to be on and off homeless between the ages of 16 and 18. Lucky I had the help of some friends but it was a crap period of my life.

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12 hours ago, rambo said:

Went to Cafe 210 while visiting a roommates buddy at Penn State one night back in my college days.  $5 pitchers of long island iced teas...they just stuck one straw in them...while I made it out alive in one piece my buddy apparently tripped on a curb earned a life long scar on his face and I woke up to him pissing in our hosts dresser drawer.  Good times.

Yea that sounds like Penn State :lol:

 

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