I believe everyone deserves to be happy.  Even all of you gays or whatever sex or whatever unicorn you are.

my Claw question is:  why th UK.. do I have to believe that is normal?  I mean, you wanna slap nuts with a dude?  Good for you!  You wanna sizor your ukn’ cousin? Good for you!  Be ukn’ happy!  Nobody ukn’ cares.  So if I wanna be a straight, WHITE, lady ukn’ uker...leave me the uk alone and let me be happy!  You ukn’ FREAKS!

 

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Did they turn your favorite watering hole into a gay bar or something??

I thought you already did this one.

3 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

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Did they turn your favorite watering hole into a gay bar or something??

Congratulations on being the first LBGTQ+ to respond.  So what are your thoughts, Richard Simmons?

3 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

I thought you already did this one.

Oh, this is good.  You’re LGBTQ+Black.   I am covering it all here.  

1 minute ago, bobeph said:

Oh, this is good.  You’re LGBTQ+Black.   I am covering it all here.  

 I'm a boring white dude with two children.

4 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Congratulations on being the first LBGTQ+ to respond.  So what are your thoughts, Richard Simmons?

I don’t care if someone is gay either...   which is probably why I’m not starting threads about it.

So what pronouns do you use now cork smoker?

1 minute ago, Paul852 said:

 I'm a boring white dude with two children.

I’ve always imagined you more like Tupac.

Just now, Dave Moss said:

I’ve always imagined you more like Tupac.

I'll take it.

3 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

I don’t care if someone is gay either...   which is probably why I’m not starting threads about it.

Emphasis on "threads" because this now makes it more than one. Someone is a little obsessed. 

10 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Emphasis on "threads" because this now makes it more than one. Someone is a little obsessed. 

Every Saturday night white claw thread is a variation of the same theme.  White heterosexual men are oppressed and Donald Trump is going to protect them from being oppressed.

1 minute ago, Dave Moss said:

Every Saturday night white claw thread is a variation of the same theme.  White heterosexual men are oppressed and Donald Trump is going to protect them.

Not really.....

If you haven't been able to see your own genitals since the 80s, should you be even allowed to comment on anyone elses' sexuality? 

Holy crap!  I had no clue that I was going to totally trigger the LBGTQDJDURBB+ Community! 

sorry bro’s!  Or chicks.  Or whatever.

Where did AOC hurt you?

OMG!  Gay community, Thettle down.

49 minutes ago, bobeph said:

I believe everyone deserves to be happy.  Even all of you gays or whatever sex or whatever unicorn you are.

I just sharted a mango Claw 

Bango claw!

 

...mom?!?!

8 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

...mom?!?!

Or dad we don't know anymore... 

12 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Bango claw!

1) ffs we can tell your BMI just from your thumb

2) fireball might be one of the few drinks less masculine than claw

28 minutes ago, Eaglesfandan said:

So what pronouns do you use now cork smoker?

He identifies as a white clawed fat barrel of monkey spunk.