January 15, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, Toty said: that's the idea lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo! Dead and a half, my man.
January 15, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Toty said: be a little crowded back there don't ya think? 😬 his colon's as big as your's is now.
January 15, 20214 yr On 1/14/2021 at 4:33 PM, What The F said: Mother in law Cousin You gotta give it to captain f face. He’s possibly the only one to ever actually respond with pics.
January 16, 20214 yr On 1/15/2021 at 8:31 AM, mr_hunt said: yeah...totally get your wife into incest! visiting WU is like getting tickets to a taping of Maury. Good Lord.
January 16, 20214 yr Author 1 hour ago, Toty said: Is there as sister in the mix somewhere? Please say yes No sister. 2 brothers. One sister in law is hot. The other is a ukn troll.
January 16, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, What The F said: No sister. 2 brothers. One sister in law is hot. Pics? 3 hours ago, What The F said: No sister. 2 brothers. One sister in law is hot. The other is a ukn troll. Pics? F it, my wife is 9.5 months pregnant and I haven't gotten laid in a long ass time.
January 16, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, What The F said: No sister. 2 brothers. Pics? A hole is a hole after that many drinks, right @What The F?
January 17, 20214 yr On 1/14/2021 at 4:12 PM, What The F said: I debated telling this story, but... WTF, why not. I havent had a drink since November 5th 2020. Now, as some of you might know, I do enjoy the occasional beverage or 36. But what happened that night... well... It was the night of my wifes birthday. Due to covid, we had a "small" gathering at our house around the pool. We live in S. Florida, so still about 183 degrees outside in early November. Anyways.. I started drinking around 10am. Mind you, this was a Thursday and most people werent coming over until around 6, and then had to work the next day. But not this guy... Around 430pm I fired up the grill, as I sipped on Crown n Coke #5 or 6. If you have ever tailgated with me, or anything like that, I pour VERY heavy. Like... 6oz Crown/1oz Coke. So when I say im on drink 5 or 6, im about to move onto bottle #2. Im feeling good. Wife is enjoying the pool, and then her mom is the first to arrive. **Side note** My wifes mom is only 51. My wife is 34.** I am 42 for those curious. So like I was saying. my wife was in the pool. Her mom just arrived. I suggested her mom to go swimming, and she responded by telling me she didnt bring her suite. In my infinite stupidity, I told her to just go in her panties and dont worry about a top... Now, my wifes mom isnt bad looking at all. My wife did not hear this exchange. Her mom's eyes responded to my likely .16% bac response to her with pure fire. I thought I was dead where I stood. She said not a word. Then a knock at the door.. Thank god, a few friends showed up just then. So the next few hours felt like days. I was trashed. I knew I said something I shouldnt have. I didnt know if the mother in law said anything to the wife. Wife acted normal. Mother in law didnt say a word to me all night. I felt a storm brewing but wasnt sure where it was coming from.. End of the night comes, and by now I am on crown and coke #?? double digits somewhere, along with a few shots here and there. Everyone leaves, wife is in the shower, mother in law and MY mom are in the living room talking. I was kinda hiding in the theater room not sure if I should try to extinguish the flames while drunk, or just pass out in the theater and live to fight another day. Guess what I did.... Yep, I went to fight the brave fight. Drink in hand. F it. So I go out in the living room and my mom is saying her goodbyes, yelling bye to my wife whos still in the shower. My mom leaves. So here I am. Drunk as F, Wife in shower. Mother in law sitting on the couch across from me. She looks right at me and says "I cannot believe you suggest I swim naked in front of your friends and family, if it was ONLY you and {insert wifes name here}, then maybe but not everyone. jaw. hits. floor. WHAT?!? She then just smiles at me and says she noticed me checking her boobs out before! WTF. Is she F'ing with me? Whats happening here? Wife comes out and we say our goodbyes to her mom. I dont say a word to the wife. This is my hell. 9 weeks later and 0 drinks for this guy. Not that I planned to go sober, but I just havent had the urge to drink since then. I have only seen the wifes mom once since then for Christmas and she acted as if nothing happened. Wife has never said anything. So what says you guys? Is she messing with me? Is wife in on it? Was it a ploy to get me to stop drinking? Does mother in law want this D? I know I know I know.. "pics of mother in law" Maybe... in time. I’m late to the party but....smash. Say you were drunk and MiL took advantage. And F picks...post vids.
January 17, 20214 yr On 1/15/2021 at 11:24 AM, RoadToHell said: Real talk, what were the withdrawals like? Did you really quit cold turkey because of some milf scared you straight? Is that the cure to not having seizures? I’m asking for a friend I don’t think you get withdrawals with one drunken night. I had a buddy who was a hard core alcoholic. He would drink a fifth and a six pack a night. He backed off drinking less and less every night. After a few weeks he was down to a few beers a night and that’s when he quit. No withdrawals, 9 years sober.
January 17, 20214 yr 22 minutes ago, Redden said: I don’t think you get withdrawals with one drunken night. I had a buddy who was a hard core alcoholic. He would drink a fifth and a six pack a night. He backed off drinking less and less every night. After a few weeks he was down to a few beers a night and that’s when he quit. No withdrawals, 9 years sober. I understand that you wouldn’t have withdrawals from one night but from his story and how much he would consume it would seem like he’s been drinking for a long while and being the usual. I get that drinking less and less and winding down on alcohol helps with quitting but I understand that quitting cold turkey can lead to withdrawal and even death. That’s why I asked because it seemed like he was a heavy drinker at the time. Just a concern on my part because I go one day without it and I can’t sleep do to my body having nasty vibrations and tossing and turning
January 17, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, RoadToHell said: I understand that you wouldn’t have withdrawals from one night but from his story and how much he would consume it would seem like he’s been drinking for a long while and being the usual. I get that drinking less and less and winding down on alcohol helps with quitting but I understand that quitting cold turkey can lead to withdrawal and even death. That’s why I asked because it seemed like he was a heavy drinker at the time. Just a concern on my part because I go one day without it and I can’t sleep do to my body having nasty vibrations and tossing and turning My man that’s not normal. You should def cut it back or talk to a doctor or something.
January 17, 20214 yr Author 9 hours ago, RoadToHell said: I understand that you wouldn’t have withdrawals from one night but from his story and how much he would consume it would seem like he’s been drinking for a long while and being the usual. I get that drinking less and less and winding down on alcohol helps with quitting but I understand that quitting cold turkey can lead to withdrawal and even death. That’s why I asked because it seemed like he was a heavy drinker at the time. Just a concern on my part because I go one day without it and I can’t sleep do to my body having nasty vibrations and tossing and turning My drinking is very unconventional. I typically go days, weeks, sometimes months between drinks. My issue is that when i do decide to drink, I go all out. There is no 1 drink at dinner bs. Its usually a bottle or 2 a night. But then i can just go about my life the next day and not even sniff alcohol for a long stretch. I have always been like that. I do have an unusually high tolerance for alcohol though. I can drink A LOT of liquor in a relatively short period of time, like 3-6hrs and be ok. I'll get drunk and fun, but no puking and usually no hangover. In that period i can easily drink 10-20 mixed drinks. Usually whiskey and diet coke.
January 17, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, What The F said: My drinking is very unconventional. I typically go days, weeks, sometimes months between drinks. My issue is that when i do decide to drink, I go all out. There is no 1 drink at dinner bs. Its usually a bottle or 2 a night. But then i can just go about my life the next day and not even sniff alcohol for a long stretch. I have always been like that. I do have an unusually high tolerance for alcohol though. I can drink A LOT of liquor in a relatively short period of time, like 3-6hrs and be ok. I'll get drunk and fun, but no puking and usually no hangover. In that period i can easily drink 10-20 mixed drinks. Usually whiskey and diet coke. Yep. Same here. Sans the coke. Being able to drink like this is a blessing and a curse. Well, i quit the whiskey for New Years. I hardly drink any beer. The boozer in me is like "what's the point." I might go full @probably and drink wine like a fancy gentleman.
January 17, 20214 yr Author 23 minutes ago, Redden said: Yep. Same here. Sans the coke. Being able to drink like this is a blessing and a curse. Well, i quit the whiskey for New Years. I hardly drink any beer. The boozer in me is like "what's the point." I might go full @probably and drink wine like a fancy gentleman. Same here with the beer. No thanks. Im on a mission and that ish is just filler.
January 17, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Redden said: Yep. Same here. Sans the coke. Being able to drink like this is a blessing and a curse. Well, i quit the whiskey for New Years. I hardly drink any beer. The boozer in me is like "what's the point." I might go full @probably and drink wine like a fancy gentleman. Same here. I have to physically try to get drunk anymore (if that's my goal) cause normal drinking just won't do it. However, normally I don't do that, I just drink at a normal pace and make sure all the people around me that get drunk don't make too terrible of decisions
January 18, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, Redden said: Yep. Same here. Sans the coke. Being able to drink like this is a blessing and a curse. Well, i quit the whiskey for New Years. I hardly drink any beer. The boozer in me is like "what's the point." I might go full @probably and drink wine like a fancy gentleman. When you rip that bag from the box, cut the pourer off and salvage that last trapped glass.... I tell you, it doesnt get more refined than that.
January 18, 20214 yr On 1/14/2021 at 1:17 PM, Toty said: You're on the verge of pleasures of which most men dare not dream pull this off and you are the legend to end all legends also... where in S. Fl, cuz... um... 20 years ago i would agree. But now, at my age, that story is just one of those things that... make you quite drinking. Never hit hit on wifeys friends or family. And on her bday? Yeah all bad. Good job acknowledging it
January 19, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, Redden said: You don't drink you don't smoke. 7 minutes ago, sameaglesfan said: What do ya do? Gotta be coke
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