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The ***Official*** Highbrow Humor Thread

TV Guy
TV Guy
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When the jokes get a little too esoteric, here is a repository.

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    this should be sponsored by B3...

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    That's the ***Official*** Unibrow Humor Thread.

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    Q:  How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A:  A fish

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    Q. What did the scientist say when she found two isotopes of helium?

    A. HeHe

    (Bonus joke: alluding that the scientist was a woman)

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    On 4/24/2020 at 6:46 PM, BFit said:

    this should be sponsored by B3...

    I’d be happy to. @TV Guy, please amend the thread title accordingly. 

    What does DNA stand for?

    National Dyslexia Association.

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    On 4/24/2020 at 6:44 PM, TV Guy said:

    When the jokes get a little too esoteric, here is a repository.

    I had a repository once. It was a little weird sticking it up there, but I guess it worked.

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    3 hours ago, PoconoDon said:

    What does DNA stand for?

    National Dyslexia Association.

    When life give you melons make lemonade.

     

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    A photon checks in at the Waldorf and the bellhops asks, "Do you have any luggage?"

     

    The photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light."

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    On 4/26/2020 at 8:34 PM, The_Omega said:

    I had a repository once. It was a little weird sticking it up there, but I guess it worked.

    Definition of innuendo = Italian suppository

     

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    A guy sees a college buddy into astronomy. "Phil! What's new?"

     

    Phil replies, "SNU? Solar Neutrino Unit, why?"

    • 2 weeks later...

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    Why didn’t the wave-particle cross the road?

    Because it was already on both sides.

    I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity.

    I can’t put it down

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    what goes up the chimney down but can’t go down the chimney up?

    49 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

    what goes up the chimney down but can’t go down the chimney up?

    Well Were Waiting GIFs | Tenor

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    18 minutes ago, hputenis said:

    Well Were Waiting GIFs | Tenor

    Umbrella

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