When the jokes get a little too esoteric, here is a repository.

this should be sponsored by B3...

That's the ***Official*** Unibrow Humor Thread.

Q:  How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  A fish

Q. What did the scientist say when she found two isotopes of helium?

A. HeHe

(Bonus joke: alluding that the scientist was a woman)

 

On 4/24/2020 at 6:46 PM, BFit said:

this should be sponsored by B3...

I’d be happy to. @TV Guy, please amend the thread title accordingly. 

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association.

On 4/24/2020 at 6:44 PM, TV Guy said:

When the jokes get a little too esoteric, here is a repository.

I had a repository once. It was a little weird sticking it up there, but I guess it worked.

3 hours ago, PoconoDon said:

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association.

When life give you melons make lemonade.

 

A photon checks in at the Waldorf and the bellhops asks, "Do you have any luggage?"

 

The photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light."

On 4/26/2020 at 8:34 PM, The_Omega said:

I had a repository once. It was a little weird sticking it up there, but I guess it worked.

Definition of innuendo = Italian suppository

 

A guy sees a college buddy into astronomy. "Phil! What's new?"

 

Phil replies, "SNU? Solar Neutrino Unit, why?"

Why didn’t the wave-particle cross the road?

Because it was already on both sides.

I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity.

I can’t put it down

what goes up the chimney down but can’t go down the chimney up?

49 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

what goes up the chimney down but can’t go down the chimney up?

18 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Umbrella