TV Guy Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 When the jokes get a little too esoteric, here is a repository. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 this should be sponsored by B3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Guy Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 That's the ***Official*** Unibrow Humor Thread. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeeMak Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: A fish 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hey suess Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Q. What did the scientist say when she found two isotopes of helium? A. HeHe (Bonus joke: alluding that the scientist was a woman) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawkins 20 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlodj Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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B3 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 On 4/24/2020 at 6:46 PM, BFit said: this should be sponsored by B3... I’d be happy to. @TV Guy, please amend the thread title accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoconoDon Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Omega Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 On 4/24/2020 at 6:44 PM, TV Guy said: When the jokes get a little too esoteric, here is a repository. I had a repository once. It was a little weird sticking it up there, but I guess it worked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green_Guinness Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 3 hours ago, PoconoDon said: What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association. When life give you melons make lemonade. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iladelphxx Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toastrel Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 A photon checks in at the Waldorf and the bellhops asks, "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TV Guy Posted April 28, 2020 Author Share Posted April 28, 2020 On 4/26/2020 at 8:34 PM, The_Omega said: I had a repository once. It was a little weird sticking it up there, but I guess it worked. Definition of innuendo = Italian suppository 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastrel Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 A guy sees a college buddy into astronomy. "Phil! What's new?" Phil replies, "SNU? Solar Neutrino Unit, why?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlodj Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greend Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Why didn’t the wave-particle cross the road? Because it was already on both sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greend Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTANK Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 what goes up the chimney down but can’t go down the chimney up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 49 minutes ago, NCTANK said: what goes up the chimney down but can’t go down the chimney up? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greend Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 18 minutes ago, hputenis said: Umbrella 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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