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The ***Official*** Highbrow Humor Thread

TV Guy
TV Guy
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    Aside from that Mrs Lincoln how was the play?

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    Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

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    On 5/10/2020 at 12:45 PM, Mlodj said:

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    Winner winner. I legit LOL'd

    A photon is going through airport security.

    The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.

    The photon says, "No. I’m traveling light.”

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    Ion: "I've lost an electron."

    Security: "Are you sure?"

    Ion: "I'm positive!"

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    A logician’s wife has a baby and the doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.

    His wife asks, "So is it a boy or a girl?”

    The logician replies, "Yes.”

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    Two chemists walked into a bar.

    The first one said, "I think I’ll have an H2O.”

    The second one said, "I think I’ll have an H2O too”.

    The second man died.

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    When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

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    That is a good joke BTW there!

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    How often do you like to hear jokes about elements?

    Periodically.

    What's your favorite movie?

    Boron.

    These kind of remind me of jokes as a kid of the 80's there. 

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    Wow that "joke" ended tragically for that person!

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    I would give my left arm to be ambidextrous. 

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    When I found out I was diagnosed with laryngitis, I was speechless. 

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    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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    That picture is so funny about the resistance!

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    When someone tells you to hold your horses, they are telling you to be stable.

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