Aside from that Mrs Lincoln how was the play?

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

On 5/10/2020 at 12:45 PM, Mlodj said:

Winner winner. I legit LOL'd

A photon is going through airport security.

The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.

The photon says, "No. I’m traveling light.”

Ion: "I've lost an electron."

Security: "Are you sure?"

Ion: "I'm positive!"

A logician’s wife has a baby and the doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.

His wife asks, "So is it a boy or a girl?”

The logician replies, "Yes.”

Two chemists walked into a bar.

The first one said, "I think I’ll have an H2O.”

The second one said, "I think I’ll have an H2O too”.

The second man died.

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

That is a good joke BTW there!

How often do you like to hear jokes about elements?

Periodically.

What's your favorite movie?

Boron.

These kind of remind me of jokes as a kid of the 80's there. 

Wow that "joke" ended tragically for that person!

I would give my left arm to be ambidextrous. 

When I found out I was diagnosed with laryngitis, I was speechless. 

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

That picture is so funny about the resistance!

When someone tells you to hold your horses, they are telling you to be stable.