July 14, 20205 yr How many Microsoft designers does it take to change a lightbulb? None – they just define darkness as "industry standard”
July 14, 20205 yr On 7/10/2020 at 9:48 PM, NCTANK said: me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke Me american me am smart me take out the peepee part
July 14, 20205 yr 41 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said: Me american me am smart me take out the peepee part
July 17, 20205 yr A mathematician and an engineer both took part in an experiment. They were placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked lady. The experimenter told them that every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, but the engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway. On his way out, the mathematician exclaimed, "Don’t you see you’ll never actually reach her.” "So what?”, replied the engineer, "Pretty soon I’ll be close enough for all practical purposes.”
July 17, 20205 yr Why are quantum physicists terrible in bed? Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.
July 17, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, paco said: There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 (Assuming nerd humor is considered highbrow) I'm a nerd, but more of the fantasy baseball variety. I will go out on a yuge limb and guess that 127.0.0.1 is some network/IP address for "home"? What do I win?!
July 17, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Dawkins 20 said: I'm a nerd, but more of the fantasy baseball variety. I will go out on a yuge limb and guess that 127.0.0.1 is some network/IP address for "home"? What do I win?! localhost, but yeah, home
November 23, 20204 yr A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: "Euripides?" The professor replies: "Yes. Eumenides?"
November 29, 20204 yr 13 hours ago, Toty said: A family goes into a talent agency to promote their act in hopes of landing a contract. DO NOT OPEN!!! Hide contents Just kidding. I can't. I wish I could but I don't want to get benned. DO NOT OPEN!!! Stunned, the agent manages to say, "That's an... uh... interesting act. What do you call it?" The father replies enthusiastically, "The Aristocrats!" The mods here are pretty reasonable. They typically don’t bend people.
March 27, 20214 yr A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "Get out, you blasphemer. How dare you call yourself the ‘God particle’?” The Higgs boson replies: "But I make up the mass.”
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