April 12, 20214 yr A layman, a scientist and a mathematician are driving through Wales when they spot a black sheep on a hillside. The layman says: "How fascinating. The sheep in Wales are black.” The scientist says: "No. There is one sheep in Wales which is black.” The mathematician sighs and rolls his eyes. "I beg to differ. There is one sheep in Wales, one side of which is black.”
April 15, 20214 yr Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
April 18, 20214 yr On 4/15/2021 at 11:21 AM, Blobeph said: why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Cause his pecker is on his head I think you misread the thread title. HIGHBROW not EYEBROW humor.
April 20, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, Blobeph said: My neighbors have made themselves a sex tape well they don’t know about it yet don't you live next to one of those petting zoos ?
April 20, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: don't you live next to one of those petting zoos ? does it mattter? they were bangin'
April 20, 20214 yr A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
April 20, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, Toastrel said: A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" Jesus Christ. I’ll never get that 2 minutes back reading that nonsense
April 20, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Blobeph said: Jesus Christ. I’ll never get that 2 minutes back reading that nonsense Those two syllable words do take time. Edit: you filthy animal.
April 21, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Blobeph said: Jesus Christ. I’ll never get that 2 minutes back reading that nonsense That is true, my son. You never get your time back. Thanks for playing.
July 12, 20214 yr I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said "NaBrO."
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