10 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

when you eat a banana, do you break off pieces with your hand & eat the pieces or do you go down on that nana like you go down on hobos at the train station?  

 

discuss

You dont lick all the sides first?   Freak

15 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

because i was almost suspended from the original EMB for this one. that was some poster's GF at the time. 

It's @Agent23 I'm pretty sure

15 hours ago, Toty said:

why wasn't this added to the girls in eagles gear thread?

also, is she pooping?

I was going to mention this one and here it is 

Normally I slice them up onto my cereal and eat with a spoon.

I hate them.

My wife ate mine about an hour ago though. No pics to post, sorry.

On 1/30/2021 at 4:36 AM, Mat said:

It's @Agent23 I'm pretty sure

I was going to mention this one and here it is 

She’s married (for like 9 years) with 2 kids now  

I can think of other things besides bananas but wackos!

I loike my bananas the way I don't want Australian beer.

 

Fosters.

i was going to start a new thread about anal bleeding...but i figured i'd just post in this one instead. 

the urinal in our office men's room at work is out of order....so we have to pizz in the toilet instead.  i went in there to drain the tiny, irish vein and there were some unflushed remnants in the bowl...i didn't look directly at it, but i did see some tp with blood on it.  gross. 

anal bleeding, folks. anal bleeding.  one of my co-workers is currently suffering from anal bleeding. should i call a meeting or perhaps a skype call?    

You’re not supposed to bleed when you s***?

56 minutes ago, paco said:

You’re not supposed to bleed when you s***?

it's why i use banana shaped anal tampons when in office. 

 

This is the result of kale.

2 hours ago, Toastrel said:

This is the result of kale.

The son of Nod, if I'm not mistaken.

13 minutes ago, Toty said:

why can't they just use camel dung like civilized people?

well Toty, i guess they....just can't get over that hump.

 

18 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

i was going to start a new thread about anal bleeding...but i figured i'd just post in this one instead. 

the urinal in our office men's room at work is out of order....so we have to pizz in the toilet instead.  i went in there to drain the tiny, irish vein and there were some unflushed remnants in the bowl...i didn't look directly at it, but i did see some tp with blood on it.  gross. 

anal bleeding, folks. anal bleeding.  one of my co-workers is currently suffering from anal bleeding. should i call a meeting or perhaps a skype call?    

Maybe you should post a sign

16 minutes ago, greend said:

Maybe you should post a sign

I'LL TAKE THAT 

 

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