March 11, 20214 yr great, first Hicks and now Toty. wrote a song.The Crippling of Rocco (in one part): In these days of crippling ways So called pandemic days A story comes to mind of a friend of mine Rocco boy was a man I guess Nothin' more but a little less The funniest guy I ever knew. His mother's tears fell in vain The afternoon Rocco tried to explain That he needed to move like all the rest. Pa said there must be a mistake How can my son not have legs We’ll just get a chair for him. Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Leavin' home on a Greyhound bus Pushed there by the ones he loves A victim of naivete it seems. Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Rocco went to DC town Where he quickly settled down And soon became the host of the United Way. Accepted by the Capital's elite Plowing lobbyists who were so in heat No party was complete without Rocco. Along PA avenue he'd cruise And never wore out a pair of shoes Everybody loved Rocco boy. Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh The last time I heard Rocco was alive Was in the summer of 2009 He said he was in love I replied I'm pleased. Rocco soon went under the knife Where his femur became stainless pipe And soon he to walk so well. Deciding to take a short cut home Foot by foot strides were long A gentle breeze blew down Virginia avenue. Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Out of a darkened side street came That Greyhound bus with just one aim To make it to Delaware before the next night. A silhouette caught in headlight Screams rang out in the night Rocco's new legs crushed to powderstone. A driver who just learned to drive Tequila on his breath he could not hide He just pushed his luck a little too far that night. The angle of the legs to those well trained Looked like those Alex Smith once claimed An ambulance screamed to a halt on F St and Twenty-third. Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Da da da da da da duh Rocco's walking ended there But I ask does he really care Rocco once said to me and I quote He said "never wait or hesitate Start that walk, before it's too late You may never get another chance 'Cause your health’s a mask but it don't last AND F*** GREYHOUND IN THE A**" Rocco was is a friend of mine.
March 11, 20214 yr Author On 3/10/2021 at 11:44 AM, wholesale_Melvin said: Roco is a good poster/a good guy. if you remember an old animated meme of of guy in a wheel chair with a lampshade on his head scrolling from right to left at a party, that's him. Classic
March 13, 20214 yr On 3/11/2021 at 4:29 AM, mr_hunt said: didn't he once "surprise" a female poster by showing up at her college with a cardboard cutout of kelly clarkson? that was rocco, right? anyway, he's perfectly normal. It was mailed if I remember correctly. Leah was awesome
April 5, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: I suck at the whole clone/knowing who is who thing i used to know a lot more of them, who the mods were, etc....but then i stopped giving a f.
April 7, 20214 yr On 3/13/2021 at 9:26 AM, Mat said: It was mailed if I remember correctly. Leah was awesome I wonder if she's turned into a saggy-teated mid-30's housewife with an over/under set at 3.5 kids....
April 26, 20214 yr On 4/5/2021 at 2:50 PM, mr_hunt said: come back, @Toty we'll pretend we don't know who you are. methinks he's done.
April 28, 20214 yr 28 minutes ago, greend said: he'll come back as groty wait...you said groty not gritty.
May 16, 20214 yr On 5/6/2021 at 12:41 PM, OddBall said: Is this Terriology? Terilyns was the first.. uh.. woman... to make me realize I had a small weiner. By comparison, of course.
August 20, 20214 yr On 3/10/2021 at 1:37 PM, hputenis said: If someone could bring that drawing thread back and start out with this, that would be great. Followed by that chick with the huge dong drawing. You are an idiot
August 20, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, olsilverhair said: You are an idiot You love me and you know it. Great game by the way! ****ot!
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