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The **OFFICIAL** meaning of life thread


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Not the movie, which was a desperate effort by Monty Python, but the actual question that so many have spent so long pondering. Why?  Why are we here?  What’s the point? I figure it’s time to finally put it to rest, and this is as good a place as any to do it. Always seemed like an easy answer to me, the ‘’meaning’’ of life is to prepare the next generation to carry it forward. Disagree? Have at it. Serious replies only.

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Post count.

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Hookers and blow is also an acceptable answer.

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Life is meaningless 

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I mean, yours might be. I'm good

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7 minutes ago, Toty said:

we're machines

we make poo, pee, and CO2

some of us make more machines but I just leave the blueprints in a sock

This wouldn’t be so sad if you didn’t then wear the sock without washing it.

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Fishing

Football

F#ing

 

.....and Weed

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Life is what you make of it. No big reveal.

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I mean if you really think about it, one day the sun will explode and none of anything that has ever happened will matter at all.

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5 hours ago, BirdsFanBill said:

I mean if you really think about it, one day the sun will explode and none of anything that has ever happened will matter at all.

Dallas will always suck, though. Take some comfort in that.

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1 hour ago, TV Guy said:

Dallas will always suck, though. Take some comfort in that.

Post of the year candidate. 

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Life is like a video game.  You have to keep trying until you figure out how to get to the next level.

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Well if you believe in an after life and potential rewards..... then you have your meaning........ therefore you will try to make your existence as meaningful as possible FOR yourself 

If you believe you just die and thats it then you exist and look for reasons as to why you exist...... therefore you would try to make your existence as meaningful as possible TO yourself 

Geez..... f this deep thinking stuff....... imma head over to the boobs thread and check out what exists there.

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Life is precious and short. Live every single day like it is your last!

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18 hours ago, Redden said:

Life is like a video game.  You have to keep trying until you figure out how to get to the next level.

Not if you're on level 8 of Super Mario Bros 3 and you don't have a cloud or a P-Wing.  In that case, just down a bottle of pills.  

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47 minutes ago, Toty said:

True. But, remember... every sperm is sacred!

and if a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate

On 2/9/2021 at 8:27 PM, Toty said:

we're machines

we make poo, pee, and CO2

some of us make more machines but I just leave the blueprints in a sock

:unsure:

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47 minutes ago, Toty said:

if you knew me, you would understand 

socks are sacred vessels... especially socks that I furtively pull from the laundry room in my apartment complex every Saturday morning at 10 am when the twenty-something blonde girl from 28F leaves her wash unattended

I knew you were a panty sniffin SOB.  

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23 hours ago, Redden said:

Life is like a video game.  You have to keep trying until you figure out how to get to the next level.

That usually leads to an OD.

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13 minutes ago, rambo said:

That usually leads to an OD.

Other Dimension.  See, you get it.

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On 2/11/2021 at 4:43 PM, hputenis said:

Not if you're on level 8 of Super Mario Bros 3 and you don't have a cloud or a P-Wing.  In that case, just down a bottle of pills.  

That bullet hell tank?  Only way I was able to get through that without pwing's if if I hd the tail and stayed in the crouching position, bouncing off of cannonballs and floating with the tail.

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On 2/13/2021 at 12:45 PM, paco said:

That bullet hell tank?  Only way I was able to get through that without pwing's if if I hd the tail and stayed in the crouching position, bouncing off of cannonballs and floating with the tail.

Exactly. I can’t believe someone knew what I was talking about.  I bought the mini NES, and it is the most impossible level in any game I’ve ever played. 😂

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