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This will be Me and Harley's second Valentines day together.  Last year I got her a Tiffany bracelet that she loves.  I was thinking of making dinner for her this year, but that seems cheap.  I can't keep buying expensive jewelry, hell, if I wanted to do that I'd still be with Irish.  Any recommendations for me?

 

Times yours.

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Advice isn't spelled with an S.  I take gofundme or venmo.   

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You already broke the seal

buy the jewelry...and a butt thing for her

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For Valentine’s Day we will probably be cleaning the beach condo and maybe doing some work around our own home. 
 

So if you ask me, you can clean our condo for us

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Before Christmas my mother in law temporarily moved in with us. My wife asked me and I agreed to it...

At the grocery store the other day we were buying dish soap and Mrs HE said her mom has been going through it like crazy,  and she hasn't had to wash a dish in the sink or load/unload the dishwasher for months. 

I said oh yeah- Happy Valentines Day. That's your present.

Redden my suggestion to you would be,  instead of a MIL, maybe a hot live in maid.

 

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The dinner deal is prime. It shows you put effort into the relationship instead of buying your way out.

10 kids & 3 wives later, someone better listen to me dammit.

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Last year, you got a girl named Harley something from Tiffany’s. 
 

This year, be thankful you’re not dating Tiffany and having to buy her a Harley. 

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Advice? Get a card, get some flowers and offer to run her a bath. Perhaps offer to cook dinner. It's a commercial holiday. 

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A few years ago I got schmoopie a vacuum cleaner for Vday.

 

Im not kidding

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2 minutes ago, paco said:

A few years ago I got schmoopie a vacuum cleaner for Vday.

 

Im not kidding

How did that go down?

I expect that was the only sucking going on in your house that day...

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1 hour ago, UK_EaglesFan89 said:

How did that go down?

I expect that was the only sucking going on in your house that day...

Pretty good.  It was the exact one she wanted.  Converted into a floor steamer for after she vacuumed the hardwood.

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13 hours ago, paco said:

For Valentine’s Day we will probably be cleaning the beach condo and maybe doing some work around our own home. 
 

So if you ask me, you can clean our condo for us

You sound like a grizzled old couple now.  Wife asks if I got her anything...nope.  I've been busy with not a free moment to go do anything the past 3 weeks.  She wants to cook me a nice dinner tonight since the kids are at the grandparents.  Asks me what I want.  I said steak or seafood.  As of this morning she has no idea what she's making and is busy all morning.  That's what happens when you leave meal selection in the hands of woman.  I have to take my boy to my nephew's bday party tomorrow so I'll be gone for a good chunk of my only day off.  I'm failing as a husband, but I'm so burnt out from the week I just don't have it in me to come up with any ideas.  Giving her a massage and some tube steak is the best I can muster this year.

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2 hours ago, paco said:

A few years ago I got schmoopie a vacuum cleaner for Vday.

 

Im not kidding

that's next level.

 

I'm gonna go with a bowling ball.  Your size holes.

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33 minutes ago, rambo said:

You sound like a grizzled old couple now.  Wife asks if I got her anything...nope.  I've been busy with not a free moment to go do anything the past 3 weeks.  She wants to cook me a nice dinner tonight since the kids are at the grandparents.  Asks me what I want.  I said steak or seafood.  As of this morning she has no idea what she's making and is busy all morning.  That's what happens when you leave meal selection in the hands of woman.  I have to take my boy to my nephew's bday party tomorrow so I'll be gone for a good chunk of my only day off.  I'm failing as a husband, but I'm so burnt out from the week I just don't have it in me to come up with any ideas.  Giving her a massage and some tube steak is the best I can muster this year.

:lol: 

 

Yeah, tomorrow we will be busy with cleaning and doing the nursery.  I'll be making a steak dinner.  That's about it.

15 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

that's next level.

 

I'm gonna go with a bowling ball.  Your size holes.

I looked it up.  We got engaged and then married later that year :lol: 

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I bought my wife something scheduled to be delivered Monday. I really really can’t wait for tomorrow. 

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1 hour ago, 20dawk4life said:

I bought my wife something scheduled to be delivered Monday. I really really can’t wait for tomorrow. 

Tomorrow's Sunday, pope Gregory.

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20 hours ago, Redden said:

This will be Me and Harley's second Valentines day together.  Last year I got her a Tiffany bracelet that she loves.  I was thinking of making dinner for her this year, but that seems cheap.  I can't keep buying expensive jewelry, hell, if I wanted to do that I'd still be with Irish.  Any recommendations for me?

 

Times yours.

If you are serious about the relationship, gotta get rid of the Irish Nudes.  I am more than happy to hold on to them in case you need them back later.

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1 minute ago, Toty said:

This year give her a "dutch oven"

afterward just tell her I told you to do it

That was a Christmas gift a year or two later

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1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

Tomorrow's Sunday, pope Gregory.

Yea I know

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5 minutes ago, paco said:

That was a Christmas gift a year or two later

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2 minutes ago, Toty said:

nice...

but not that kind

 

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Wife came through.  Maple bacon wrapped scallops.  Fresh bacon from our pig we got.  My tube steak will never compare. :sad:

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14 hours ago, paco said:

A few years ago I got schmoopie a vacuum cleaner for Vday.

 

Im not kidding

That gift really sucks.

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2 hours ago, The_Omega said:

That gift really sucks.

If that’s what she wanted then you can’t complain. Some relationships are the simple things that make people happy 

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It also arrived 4 days after Valentines day

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