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Why is the serving size for a loaf of bread *one* slice?

Who the F only eats one slice of bread? 

If you go to a diner for breakfast and get toast, you get two slices.  Sandwich structure has eternally required two slices, regardless of what's in the middle.  And when the sandwich evolved into the "club sandwich" territory, they added 50% MORE bread to the equation, not less. 

What is this madness?  Discuss. 

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Loneliness is a single slice of bread. 

Bread would Like to make it with you.

Ergo loneliness is with you.

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16 minutes ago, Toty said:

Does this mean there will be additional volumes?

Do we have to talk about bread?

I have so many questions 

Just take a damn chance, Toty.

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6 minutes ago, Toty said:

ok

I prefer english muffins

there

Erin go braugh- tarts.

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3 hours ago, Toty said:

Does this mean there will be additional volumes?

Do we have to talk about bread?

I have so many questions 

yes

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Occasionally I will eat one piece of bread with butter along with my dinner. 

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1 hour ago, BirdsFanBill said:

Occasionally I will eat one piece of bread with butter along with my dinner. 

Sucks being poor.

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11 minutes ago, What The F said:

Sucks being poor.

Was a dinner time staple in my house growing up. I guess a habit that stuck with me. While we weren’t quite poor, my parents were definitely extremely frugal and careful.  

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What combination of drugs leads one to dream up this?

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Better to be frugal and careful than to lose money!

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27 minutes ago, BirdsFanBill said:

Was a dinner time staple in my house growing up. I guess a habit that stuck with me. While we weren’t quite poor, my parents were definitely extremely frugal and careful.  

I was being a D. I had many a dinner with white bread, butter, beans, mashed potatoes and thats about it. 

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None of these responses are random thoughts.

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Who was the first brave man to see a bucket of rotten wheat and water and said, "What the hell, I'll drink it.". 

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Who decided onions were good to eat? 

Dont get me wrong I like onions but first bite had to be like WTF is this sheet? F it I'm hungry and eating it

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16 hours ago, hukdonfoniks said:

Why is the serving size for a loaf of bread *one* slice?

Who the F only eats one slice of bread? 

If you go to a diner for breakfast and get toast, you get two slices.  Sandwich structure has eternally required two slices, regardless of what's in the middle.  And when the sandwich evolved into the "club sandwich" territory, they added 50% MORE bread to the equation, not less. 

What is this madness?  Discuss. 

Because hotdogs.

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7 hours ago, Redden said:

Who was the first brave man to see a bucket of rotten wheat and water and said, "What the hell, I'll drink it.". 

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Who Invented Beer?

The first fermented beverages most likely emerged alongside the development of cereal agriculture some 12,000 years ago.

If you’re searching for an original brewmaster to toast the next time you knock back a cold one, you might be out of luck. It’s difficult to attribute the invention of beer to a particular culture or time period, but the world’s first fermented beverages most likely emerged alongside the development of cereal agriculture some 12,000 years ago. As hunter-gatherer tribes settled into agrarian civilizations based around staple crops like wheat, rice, barley and maize, they may have also stumbled upon the fermentation process and started brewing beer. In fact, some anthropologists have argued that these early peoples’ insatiable thirst for hooch may have contributed to the Neolithic Revolution by inspiring new agricultural technologies.

The earliest known alcoholic beverage is a 9,000-year-old Chinese concoction made from rice, honey and fruit, but the first barley beer was most likely born in the Middle East. While people were no doubt imbibing it much earlier, hard evidence of beer production dates back about 5,000 years to the Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia. Archeologists have unearthed ceramic vessels from 3400 B.C. still sticky with beer residue, and 1800 B.C.’s "Hymn to Ninkasi”—an ode to the Sumerian goddess of beer—describes a recipe for a beloved ancient brew made by female priestesses. These nutrient-rich suds were a cornerstone of the Sumerian diet, and were likely a safer alternative to drinking water from nearby rivers and canals, which were often contaminated by animal waste.

Beer consumption also flourished under the Babylonian Empire, but few ancient cultures loved knocking back a few as much as the Egyptians. Workers along the Nile were often paid with an allotment of a nutritious, sweet brew, and everyone from pharaohs to peasants and even children drank beer as part of their everyday diet. Many of these ancient beers were flavored with unusual additives such as mandrake, dates and olive oil. More modern-tasting libations would not arrive until the Middle Ages, when Christian monks and other artisans began brewing beers seasoned with hops.

TL:DR; Kubaba the Sumer under the rule Etana of Kish, not to be confused with Kubaba who lived when King Gilgamesh of Uruk reigned supreme, was the first.

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2 hours ago, 20dawk4life said:

Who decided onions were good to eat? 

Dont get me wrong I like onions but first bite had to be like WTF is this sheet? F it I'm hungry and eating it

It was a group effort consisting of trial and error.

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15 hours ago, Redden said:

Who was the first brave man to see a bucket of rotten wheat and water and said, "What the hell, I'll drink it.". 

Who was the first brave man who saw something come out of the ass of a chicken and said "Mmmm, I'll eat that"?

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why is a mouse when it spins?

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1 hour ago, Gern Blanston said:

Who was the first brave man who saw something come out of the ass of a chicken and said "Mmmm, I'll eat that"?

Abraham of Sodom, born 1/2/0000.  The original millennial.  

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wrong is always spelled wrong, even in the dictionary.

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22 hours ago, BirdsFanBill said:

Was a dinner time staple in my house growing up. I guess a habit that stuck with me. While we weren’t quite poor, my parents were definitely extremely frugal and careful.  

Was at my grandparents there was always sliced bread, butter, molasses and apple butter with every meal

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Bread? BREAD?

You had BREAD?

We had clods of dirt and we were THANKFUL!!

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More random thoughts that I can give complete bulls*** answers to that sound plausible please.  

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Why do women like men?  We are gross.

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