February 24, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, wholesale_Melvin said: just need to get rid of some shi*. yeah...guess i'll spend the day before on the sheeter.
February 24, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: soooo....how bad is colonoscopy prep? Wet and wild. The not eating wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The prep juice is awful, and the non-stop peeing out of your butt, for hours on end, is not much better. I'd do it all again though. But only because my doctor says that my life expectancy probably depends on it. My favorite memory is the doctor pulling the probe out at the exact moment that I was waking up again. Pretty sure it sounded like someone popping their finger out of their mouth.
February 24, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, The_Omega said: Wet and wild. The not eating wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The prep juice is awful, and the non-stop peeing out of your butt, for hours on end, is not much better. I'd do it all again though. But only because my doctor says that my life expectancy probably depends on it. My favorite memory is the doctor pulling the probe out at the exact moment that I was waking up again. Pretty sure it sounded like someone popping their finger out of their mouth. Wait. So I get a nap AND my butt played with? Why do people hate this again?
February 24, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, paco said: Wait. So I get a nap AND my butt played with? Why do people hate this again? the nap comes before your butt is played with. that's akin to the girl saying....why didn't you make a move after you've cuddled all night.
February 24, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, paco said: Wait. So I get a nap AND my butt played with? Why do people hate this again? To top it all off, the nurse won’t let you leave until you expel copious amounts of gas in front of her.
February 24, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, The_Omega said: To top it all off, the nurse won’t let you leave until you expel copious amounts of gas in front of her. Ok. Now you are just tempting me to schedule ones unnecessarily.
February 25, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Redden said: Why is "W" called Double U. Shouldn't it be called Double V? Not if you know how to write cursive you dumb f
February 25, 20214 yr 16 hours ago, mr_hunt said: soooo....how bad is colonoscopy prep? do not wander more than 15 steps from the toilet at any time. and don't worry about when you wake up and the doc has a cigarette and a big smile on his face, I'm told that doesn't mean anything.
February 26, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, Passepartout said: Well if it is a smile it does mean everything! How true
March 1, 20214 yr If dogs have such great sense of smell, why do they have to stick their noses into each others cornflakes?
March 1, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: why the hell do some refer to someone's ahole as a cornflake. Never heard that one myself
March 2, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Bwestbrook36 said: Never heard that one myself (Sigh) one post up from my original. Worst straight man ever.
March 2, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said: (Sigh) one post up from my original. Worst straight man ever. Oh I saw that one lol. I'm just letting you know I never even heard anyone ever say that until today. Maybe people have been known to eat their cereal out of people's butts
March 2, 20214 yr 19 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: why the hell do some refer to someone's ahole as a cornflake. Because corn flake taste like crap
March 2, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, greend said: Because corn flake taste like crap great point; likely why Chickie refers to mine as my olive garden.
March 2, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: why the hell do some refer to someone's ahole as a cornflake. LOL - "A-hole" is certainly better - not sure who/where it started, but that was the hyper localized neighborhood term specifically for a cats or dogs sphincter. Not saying that it makes sense in anyway, just what we called it for some reason.
March 2, 20214 yr 46 minutes ago, Gern Blanston said: that was the hyper localized neighborhood term specifically for a cats or dogs sphincter was that hyper localized just you, sir ?
March 2, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: great point; likely why Chickie refers to mine as my olive garden. That's because it consumes endless "bread sticks".
March 3, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, rambo said: That's because it consumes endless "bread sticks". No, it's where she'll cram a jar of olives when we consumate the end of the work week.
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