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No prearranged plans today.  Staying at home.  Widow practice day?  Who knows phone might ring.  Otherwise cooking some beets, will do some pickled eggs.  Still have zucchini may do some bread if I have all the ingredients here.  I loathe going to the store.  Only 1 bottle of wine here so I shouldn’t get in too much trouble.  Enjoy the day. Stay safe from storms.  

2 hours ago, paco said:

Heading over to my brother in laws place to help move furniture. Then probably working on the basement. Maybe power wash my father in laws house.  I don’t know if we’ll have enough time

 

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Drove over to my broth in laws place.   On the way he texted me that he doesn't need furniture moved, which I found out when I got there.  Now heading over to power wash, because I have time now! :excited:

after spending the past week at the beach with the fam, i went down to the garden this morning before mowing the yard. 

 

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1 hour ago, NCTANK said:

after spending the past week at the beach with the fam, i went down to the garden this morning before mowing the yard. 

 

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Looks like you (are going to) have a happy wife. 

And a tomato salad.

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1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

Looks like you (are going to) have a happy wife. 

And a tomato salad.

Considering the size of that pumpkin, the husband is going to be quite happy, too.

6 minutes ago, hey suess said:

Considering the size of that pumpkin, the husband is going to be quite happy, too.

lol

the pumpkins were an accident. we carved jack o lanterns last Halloween and i threw the guts onto the compost pile. there’s a couple more that aren’t ripe yet.

1 hour ago, NCTANK said:

lol

the pumpkins were an accident. we carved jack o lanterns last Halloween and i threw the guts onto the compost pile. there’s a couple more that aren’t ripe yet.

Is that okra on the far right?  I love some fried okra.  

38 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Is that okra on the far right?  I love some fried okra.  

yes indeed 👍

8 hours ago, paco said:

Drove over to my broth in laws place.   On the way he texted me that he doesn't need furniture moved, which I found out when I got there.  Now heading over to power wash, because I have time now! :excited:

7 hours later done powerwashing.  Sit down outside with a cold water and mutter to myself "sitting feels good".  Seconds later my phone goes off.  BIL texts me "I hate to bother you but can you come over and help me move some furniture".  Sure, I only have a little sun stroke.

 

After hauling 5 dressers upstairs into various bedrooms I'm finally home and @schmoopie is making me a hot fish dish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Halibut, you dorks.  

By hot fish, you mean

 

F it, it's Sunday. Getting too old for this. Enjoy your dish, sir 

I played 36 holes of golf yesterday over an hour away from my house.  I got absolutely hammered, the back of my neck is bright pink, and I drove home as fast as I could.  My wife, who is 10 years younger, was with 4 of her friends, and we drank until 3 am.  I honestly could have slept until tomorrow.  

I woke up at noon (first time since college), I took the trash and recycling to the curb, drove to McDonald's and bought lunch (first time in 20 years), ate it, threw up twice, and I haven't moved from my couch watching the Flyers and golf since 2.  

13 minutes ago, hputenis said:

My wife, who is 10 years younger, was with 4 of her friends, and we drank until 3 am. 

Did you end up having a MFFFFF six-some?

1 minute ago, Dawkins 20 said:

Did you end up having a MFFFFF six-some?

Unfortunately not.  :roll:  They're all married.  Not to mention I was golfing with one of their husbands and he also came back to the house.  But one of her friends just had a baby, and she has the most gigantic teets I've ever seen.  I was next to her on the couch, and she just pulled her shirt right up, ripped out a boob, and started pumping.  I don't know what it is with girls in their upper 20s today, but they just don't care at all about showing skin.  I've seen every one of my wife's friends arses, teets, a couple virginas........they just don't care anymore.  

I can't imagine what it would be like being in college now with all the apps or even a cell phone.  I used to cross my fingers that my AOL instant message or my landline would have a message when I got back to my room.  

Our church has closed for the time being as a married couple has tested positive for the virus. He is a cop BTW!

Got back from vacation Thursday night.  Emptied all of our gear late Thursday night and early Friday morning.  Spent all day Friday and Saturday sitting on the couch in my underwear with an ice pack (no pics, you pervs).  Brewed a batch of beer yesterday and opened our camper up to clean the sand out of it and by the end of the day I was exhausted and quite sore.  Also drank most of the day yesterday.  Today I'm back to work.

13 hours ago, hputenis said:

one of her friends just had a baby, and she has the most gigantic teets I've ever seen.  I was next to her on the couch, and she just pulled her shirt right up, ripped out a boob, and started pumping.  

hell yes 

1 minute ago, NCTANK said:

hell yes 

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53 minutes ago, hputenis said:

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Did you offer assistance?  :lol: 

Sitting out back smoking queso. Heading to my buddy's house soon for a smoker "potluck" :lol: brisket, smoked Mac and cheese and queso are on the menu for dinner20200809_115111.thumb.jpg.e20fe5f3b3362891d72ee8b661fe3694.jpg20200809_125027.thumb.jpg.bdff5d6be8f683820c90991b80608f0c.jpg

Woke up this morning to the bed shaking. Not because of anything thexual, unfortunately, but because of an earthquake. You might have heard about it. It’s all any is talking about here.  For now.

Did not go to church as two people who are members have the virus. But they reopened the church there! Which is surprising but not surprisingly, nobody hardly showed up but they had that of online there.

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Good morning to every damm one of you! I don’t have a thing to do today, and I’m already thinking about what I can do around the house. 😜

Right now though, still up at 6 with a quiet house and lazy dog. We dropped our oldest off at college last week 😭 so it’s been a bit strange with one piece of the family missing. 

I hope you are all happy, healthy, and handy...be safe out there - it’s a different world than it was yesterday. Here’s to you all, and to Sunday Morning, coming down. 🍺

Went as my brother in law turned the big 50 or will on Tuesday. But had a surprise party for him on Sunday!

1 hour ago, Passepartout said:

Went as my brother in law turned the big 50 or will on Tuesday. 

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Thursday:

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Sunday:

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