Eagles will suck, but....

[greenskeeper]

... not as much as Dallass !

discuss

[weko]

I'll bring the magic mushrooms...you'll be out by then

[Damanick10]

It must suck to have an injury prone QB like Dallas. Good thing we never have to deal with that.

[SNOORDA]

We will likely not be very good but still have a good shot to win the division 

 

only to get bounced out of the playoffs in the 1st rnd to a team like the 9ers or Seahawks something 

hurts is really an unknown though so it’s hard to say. 

[Godfather]

Eagles suck Salma Hayek boobs

[wholesale_Melvin]

[Uscg-green]

If we can somehow get Watson and he isn't suspended long shot I know then we win the division easily. 

[Vileborg]

At least we have 2017 to ease the pain of this season. I still be there wearing my jerseys and shirts watching them struggle through a first season in a new system under a new head coach. They may suck this year but they are my team for life, and I'll be there watching, win, lose or draw.

[SNOORDA]

4 hours ago, Vileborg said:

At least we have 2017 to ease the pain of this season. 

Let the record show that Vileborg (he ain’t the only one of course) went to the window and threw in the towel in early August

[eggs]

Wow - this is one of the dumbest threads ever. It’s time for the season. 

[olsilverhair]

6 minutes ago, eggs said:

Wow - this is one of the dumbest threads ever. It’s time for the season. 

but your name is not dumb

[schuy7]

Thread title doesn't need a comma.

[LacesOut]

I am almost drunk.

PAD.

[wholesale_Melvin]

16 hours ago, LacesOut said:

I am almost drunk.

PAD.

For the record, since Jack died I've always thought of you as my dawg, you know laces out my dawg.

Stand and Deliver!

[Talonblood]

You misspelled the title. Here, let me help you. Just delete the coma, and add a T at the end, like this:

The Eagles Will Suck Butt

[GrahamCracker]

This is the spirit!  F Dallas!  I'm more optimistic than some here but that still doesn't mean a great season for the Eagles.  I'm eyeing Week 18 January 9, 2022 Eagles vs Cowboys.  I'll be there, will you?! 

 

F DALLAS!!!

[Vileborg]

Based on training camp calculations. The Eagles offense rates about 17 points per game right now which is very much in the suckitude department.

 

2TD's and 1 turnover per four quarters. (Based on 38 average pass attempts per game for Jalen Hurts from 2020)

Jalen Hurts 2021 Training Camp Stats Aug 8th

112/156  (71% completions/attempts)

9 TDs

4 Ints

 

 

[jblah]

I think the eagles are going to be a 2-4 Win team. look at the schedule.

[greend]

On 8/6/2021 at 9:20 PM, eggs said:

Wow - this is one of the dumbest threads ever. It’s time for the season. 

not even close

[Guest]

On 8/6/2021 at 6:20 PM, eggs said:

Wow - this is one of the dumbest threads ever. It’s time for the season. 

No it is not.  @greenskeeper is 100% correct and this is an outstanding topic.

On 8/4/2021 at 10:27 AM, greenskeeper said:

... not as much as Dallass !

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