March 16, 20223 yr Author i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's.
March 17, 20223 yr 56 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's. So she cut her arms off rather than touch you?
March 17, 20223 yr Author 9 minutes ago, rambo said: So she cut her arms off rather than touch you? nah...right after.
March 17, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, mr_hunt said: nah...right after. she gnawed her arm off to get out while you were sleeping or to get unchained and out of the cellar (the oooooole birdsborough binding) ?
March 17, 20223 yr Author On 3/15/2022 at 9:43 PM, mr_hunt said: so...guys...i don't know if you saw but i mentioned that i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's.
March 17, 20223 yr 20 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: so...guys...i don't know if you saw but i mentioned that i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's. I'd like to think that if it did happen, they were wearing the horns when you did.
March 17, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, mr_hunt said: so...guys...i don't know if you saw but i mentioned that i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's. I noticed ...... I also noticed none of them were holding up a sign about you.
March 18, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, mr_hunt said: so...guys...i don't know if you saw but i mentioned that i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's. Please tell me it was crazy #2. Edit: My detective work tells me it's crazy number 2 based on she's the oldest one.
March 18, 20223 yr Someone photoshop ‘’I slept with mr_hunt and all I got was this lousy hat (and scabies)’’ on the blank hat on the far right for me. Thanks in advance.
March 18, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, mr_hunt said: so...guys...i don't know if you saw but i mentioned that i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's. ...... wondering....... does the aforementioned gal KNOW that she had da sexy times with you ? Or was this just a spank bank flashback ? Man ya should have never said a word..... the possibilities with this are endless...... unlike your previously mentioned relationship.
March 18, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, mr_hunt said: so...guys...i don't know if you saw but i mentioned that i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's. Are you the one who stretched out her mouth?
March 18, 20223 yr Author i know #2 would be the better emb storyline...but it was actually #1. she was thinner back then...and so was i. really weird how it happened. i went to hang out with my buddy & his future wife for a weekend. we were only a year or two out of college at this point. and this bro-ad was best friends with my buddy's wife. i barely knew her...maybe heard them talk about her once or twice. anyway, we all went out for dinner & drinks. i barely spoke to #1...just small talk & stuff. then we get back to my buddy & his wife's house and when it was time to go to sleep, their only extra bed was a pull out sofa bed. so i guess the plan was for #1 & i to share the bed. so we're laying there & just kind of decided to farg. same thing the following night. i didn't know her well & never even knew her last name...but we'll always have that weekend of farging on our friends' pull out sofa bed.
March 18, 20223 yr Author 19 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: i know #2 would be the better emb storyline...but it was actually #1. she was thinner back then...and so was i. really weird how it happened. i went to hang out with my buddy & his future wife for a weekend. we were only a year or two out of college at this point. and this bro-ad was best friends with my buddy's wife. i barely knew her...maybe heard them talk about her once or twice. anyway, we all went out for dinner & drinks. i barely spoke to #1...just small talk & stuff. then we get back to my buddy & his wife's house and when it was time to go to bed, their only extra bed was a pull out sofa bed. so i guess the plan was for #1 & i to share the bed. so we're laying there & just kind of decided to farg. same thing the following night. i didn't know her well & never even knew her last name...but we'll always have that weekend of farging on our friends' pull out sofa bed. coincidentally....i took a bro-ad i had just started dating to visit the same friends months later. she was a cute little eye-talian bro-ad...nice body...an aerobics instructor...also really, really conservative...& a virgin wound up being the same setup where we shared the sofa bed...and it was the first time this bro-ad got "handsy". she had never touched a peen before that weekend...and for the rest of the time we dated, she'd never go further than an "old fashioned"...and she used to perform the act using hand lotion...mostly in her parents' living room after they went upstairs for bed. it was really f'n weird considering i was like 23 at the time. anyway, i think i brought her out of her shell because she dyed her hair blonde & got all wild after we broke up. lord knows how many peens she's touched since!
March 18, 20223 yr First of all, @mr_hunt, well done good sir. Very attractive woman. Second, remainder of the EMB group, we need many many more stories like this. Oh, and pics of Raggedy Handy.
March 19, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, mr_hunt said: doode wants pics of me having sexx...you think you're disappointed now? ........ I'm out of anti depressants.
March 21, 20223 yr Author On 3/18/2022 at 6:05 PM, Redden said: First of all, @mr_hunt, well done good sir. Very attractive woman. Second, remainder of the EMB group, we need many many more stories like this. Oh, and pics of Raggedy Handy. she moved out of nepa shortly after we...umm.....dated. but i found this pic of her online still has the unnaturally "blonde" hair with the dark eyebrows thing going. so imagine the pic above...except 25 years younger & with dark hair.
March 21, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, mr_hunt said: she moved out of nepa shortly after we...umm.....dated. but i found this pic of her online still has the unnaturally "blonde" hair with the dark eyebrows thing going. so imagine the pic above...except 25 years younger & with dark hair. Did she at least have soft hands ?
March 22, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, Steve 17 said: Did she at least have soft hands ? She should have - she was a lotioner...
March 23, 20223 yr On 3/17/2022 at 10:08 AM, mr_hunt said: so...guys...i don't know if you saw but i mentioned that i may or may not have had the sexx with one of those bro-ads back when we were both in our 20's. Was she a she back then?
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