bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Sorry I’ve been on the DL. Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. anyway, I digress. So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately? I can’t keep up. Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked. check out the ukn’ cake from my old job. I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest. I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. Edit: this cake is real, brahs. The rest is like.. whatevs, Rocky Dennis. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 Time for some classic 70’s sheet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 And then came the 80’s. I was like 13. Most of you were probably in your 30’s here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 59 minutes ago, bobeph said: Sorry I’ve been on the DL. Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. anyway, I digress. So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately? I can’t keep up. Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked. check out the ukn’ cake from my old job. I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest. I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. Admit it: you F'd the fat chick while you both fed each other that cake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 Just now, NOTW said: Admit it: you F'd the fat chick while you both fed each other that cake. She/he/whatever pronouns uk’d me in the sheet cutter. I ate cake and downstroked a mean load on the floor. Then the janitor got pissed off when his broom got all gooey. I was like, "yo, brah! Don’t look at me. Blame it on the bat shaving sheetlord that just blasted my asspipe!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 19 minutes ago, bobeph said: She/he/whatever pronouns uk’d me in the sheet cutter. I ate cake and downstroked a mean load on the floor. Then the janitor got pissed off when his broom got all gooey. I was like, "yo, brah! Don’t look at me. Blame it on the bat shaving sheetlord that just blasted my asspipe!” Drinks claws, likes to get pegged. Adds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, NOTW said: Drinks claws, likes to get pegged. Adds up. So why you asking questions, Leonardo DiForkeo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 P.S…..I think my new boss is hot as balls. He has the most beautiful blue eyes. I looked at him in the mirror and was like, "Damn, SonN! How’d you get all of these tax payers pony ip for your new $28k/year job, brah?” He was like, "brah, drink some claws. The taxpayers got your new legit salary. Ain’t no thang bit a chicken wing!” ya’ll wanna see my new crib? Paid 22k hard cash! Don’t hate the playa. Hate yoself for not being a playa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastrel Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 You made yourself a cake? And you can spell? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSnowsHair Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 8 hours ago, NOTW said: Drinks claws, likes to get pegged. Adds up. Is it still pegging if "she" has a deek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambo Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said: Is it still pegging if "she" has a deek? This guy is asking the real questions. @Dave Moss can you ask Munson and get us an answer? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said: Is it still pegging if "she" has a deek? Yes because anyone would need the XXL strap on to fit inside that thing, it's been pounded more times than Judge Judy's gavel. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPIDER-MAN Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Bobeph that night after stealing the rest of the party food. Fat Mother Fer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 31 minutes ago, SPIDER-MAN said: Bobeph that night after stealing the rest of the party food. Fat Mother Fer. at you thinking that the food actually made it all the way home. Dumba**. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Toty said: Who's the lucky guy? Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleJoe8 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 5 hours ago, bobeph said: Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPIDER-MAN Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 23 hours ago, bobeph said: at you thinking that the food actually made it all the way home. Dumba**. What was I thinking? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Omega Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 11/5/2021 at 10:08 PM, bobeph said: Sorry I’ve been on the DL. Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. anyway, I digress. So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately? I can’t keep up. Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked. check out the ukn’ cake from my old job. I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest. I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. Edit: this cake is real, brahs. The rest is like.. whatevs, Rocky Dennis. With the p tip splooging on the rest of the cake in the upper left hand corner, I mean, these people really knew you, didn’t they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwestbrook36 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Toty said: "It was weiner poop." - Morgan Freeman I just noticed that you are calling out a mod in your signature..... A brave and respected move sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator6 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 23 hours ago, Toty said: I won't quit until they unlock my Kay Adams thread It's an issue of basic justice Go cry in here 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogyman Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Rollin' smoke today. Old neighbor friends visiting, doing a classic chicken dinner. Mashed potatoes, gravy, corn and smoked buttermilk biscuits as my sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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