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Sorry I’ve been on the DL.  Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. :roll: 
anyway, I digress.  

So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately?  I can’t keep up.  Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked.  
 

check out the ukn’ cake from my old job.  I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest.  I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. 
 

 

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Edit:  this cake is real, brahs.  The rest is like.. whatevs, Rocky Dennis.

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59 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Sorry I’ve been on the DL.  Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. :roll: 
anyway, I digress.  

So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately?  I can’t keep up.  Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked.  
 

check out the ukn’ cake from my old job.  I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest.  I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. 
 

 

AE7372F2-DBAE-48C7-A1CA-5CC849B9A4F1.jpeg

Admit it: you F'd the fat chick while you both fed each other that cake.

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Just now, NOTW said:

Admit it: you F'd the fat chick while you both fed each other that cake.

She/he/whatever pronouns uk’d me in the sheet cutter.  I ate cake and downstroked a mean load on the floor.  Then the janitor got pissed off when his broom got all gooey.  I was like, "yo, brah!  Don’t look at me.  Blame it on the bat shaving sheetlord that just blasted my asspipe!”

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19 minutes ago, bobeph said:

She/he/whatever pronouns uk’d me in the sheet cutter.  I ate cake and downstroked a mean load on the floor.  Then the janitor got pissed off when his broom got all gooey.  I was like, "yo, brah!  Don’t look at me.  Blame it on the bat shaving sheetlord that just blasted my asspipe!”

Drinks claws, likes to get pegged. Adds up.

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P.S…..I think my new boss is hot as balls.  He has the most beautiful blue eyes.  I looked at him in the mirror and was like, "Damn, SonN!  How’d you get all of these tax payers pony ip for your new $28k/year job, brah?” He was like, "brah, drink some claws.  The taxpayers got your new legit salary.  Ain’t no thang bit a chicken wing!”  
ya’ll wanna see my new crib?  Paid 22k hard cash!  Don’t hate the playa.  Hate yoself for not being a playa! :roll:

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3 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Is it still pegging if "she" has a deek?

Yes because anyone would need the XXL strap on to fit inside that thing, it's been pounded more times than Judge Judy's gavel.

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On 11/5/2021 at 10:08 PM, bobeph said:

Sorry I’ve been on the DL.  Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. :roll: 
anyway, I digress.  

So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately?  I can’t keep up.  Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked.  
 

check out the ukn’ cake from my old job.  I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest.  I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. 
 

 

AE7372F2-DBAE-48C7-A1CA-5CC849B9A4F1.jpeg
 

Edit:  this cake is real, brahs.  The rest is like.. whatevs, Rocky Dennis.

With the p tip splooging on the rest of the cake in the upper left hand corner, I mean, these people really knew you, didn’t they?

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