Posted November 6, 20213 yr Sorry I’ve been on the DL. Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. anyway, I digress. So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately? I can’t keep up. Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked. check out the ukn’ cake from my old job. I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest. I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. Edit: this cake is real, brahs. The rest is like.. whatevs, Rocky Dennis.
November 6, 20213 yr Author And then came the 80’s. I was like 13. Most of you were probably in your 30’s here.
November 6, 20213 yr 59 minutes ago, bobeph said: Sorry I’ve been on the DL. Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. anyway, I digress. So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately? I can’t keep up. Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked. check out the ukn’ cake from my old job. I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest. I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. Admit it: you F'd the fat chick while you both fed each other that cake.
November 6, 20213 yr Author Just now, NOTW said: Admit it: you F'd the fat chick while you both fed each other that cake. She/he/whatever pronouns uk’d me in the sheet cutter. I ate cake and downstroked a mean load on the floor. Then the janitor got pissed off when his broom got all gooey. I was like, "yo, brah! Don’t look at me. Blame it on the bat shaving sheetlord that just blasted my asspipe!”
November 6, 20213 yr 19 minutes ago, bobeph said: She/he/whatever pronouns uk’d me in the sheet cutter. I ate cake and downstroked a mean load on the floor. Then the janitor got pissed off when his broom got all gooey. I was like, "yo, brah! Don’t look at me. Blame it on the bat shaving sheetlord that just blasted my asspipe!” Drinks claws, likes to get pegged. Adds up.
November 6, 20213 yr Author 1 hour ago, NOTW said: Drinks claws, likes to get pegged. Adds up. So why you asking questions, Leonardo DiForkeo?
November 6, 20213 yr Author P.S…..I think my new boss is hot as balls. He has the most beautiful blue eyes. I looked at him in the mirror and was like, "Damn, SonN! How’d you get all of these tax payers pony ip for your new $28k/year job, brah?” He was like, "brah, drink some claws. The taxpayers got your new legit salary. Ain’t no thang bit a chicken wing!” ya’ll wanna see my new crib? Paid 22k hard cash! Don’t hate the playa. Hate yoself for not being a playa!
November 6, 20213 yr 8 hours ago, NOTW said: Drinks claws, likes to get pegged. Adds up. Is it still pegging if "she" has a deek?
November 6, 20213 yr 13 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said: Is it still pegging if "she" has a deek? This guy is asking the real questions. @Dave Moss can you ask Munson and get us an answer?
November 6, 20213 yr 3 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said: Is it still pegging if "she" has a deek? Yes because anyone would need the XXL strap on to fit inside that thing, it's been pounded more times than Judge Judy's gavel.
November 6, 20213 yr Author 31 minutes ago, SPIDER-MAN said: Bobeph that night after stealing the rest of the party food. Fat Mother Fer. at you thinking that the food actually made it all the way home. Dumba**.
November 7, 20213 yr 23 hours ago, bobeph said: at you thinking that the food actually made it all the way home. Dumba**. What was I thinking?
November 7, 20213 yr On 11/5/2021 at 10:08 PM, bobeph said: Sorry I’ve been on the DL. Got a new gig, and yes, your ukn’ tax dollars are paying for it. anyway, I digress. So who is winning the politics interwEbz lately? I can’t keep up. Had 4 Claws tonight, so I am ukn’ wrecked. check out the ukn’ cake from my old job. I had a piece and then some fat chick ate the rest. I think her name was Toastrelette, or some sheet like that. Edit: this cake is real, brahs. The rest is like.. whatevs, Rocky Dennis. With the p tip splooging on the rest of the cake in the upper left hand corner, I mean, these people really knew you, didn’t they?
November 8, 20213 yr 5 hours ago, Toty said: "It was weiner poop." - Morgan Freeman I just noticed that you are calling out a mod in your signature..... A brave and respected move sir.
November 9, 20213 yr 23 hours ago, Toty said: I won't quit until they unlock my Kay Adams thread It's an issue of basic justice Go cry in here
November 9, 20213 yr Rollin' smoke today. Old neighbor friends visiting, doing a classic chicken dinner. Mashed potatoes, gravy, corn and smoked buttermilk biscuits as my sides.
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