Posted May 1, 20205 yr Many of us are working from home. If your colleagues have any sense of humor, they appreciate your clever (SFW) zoom or MS Teams background. What you got? I need something original; til then I'm rolling with this one:
May 1, 20205 yr I utterly refuse to use Zoom or any other videoconferencing. I can't comprehend why people feel the need to see others as opposed to just having a conference call if necessary. Plus, no need to give China more information.
May 1, 20205 yr Author 2 minutes ago, vikas83 said: I utterly refuse to use Zoom or any other videoconferencing. I can't comprehend why people feel the need to see others as opposed to just having a conference call if necessary. Plus, no need to give China more information. I can't refuse MS Teams, it's required. But I hold all meetings in Esperanto to flummox Xi and his pals.
May 1, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, vikas83 said: I utterly refuse to use Zoom or any other videoconferencing. I can't comprehend why people feel the need to see others as opposed to just having a conference call if necessary. Plus, no need to give China more information. I’d feel the same way if I looked like you.
May 1, 20205 yr 13 minutes ago, bobeph said: I’d feel the same way if I looked like you. he finally got his teeth whitened...nice! they look really good!
May 1, 20205 yr 46 minutes ago, bobeph said: I’d feel the same way if I looked like you. Still less offensive than you, Seamus McLardarse.
May 1, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, vikas83 said: Still less offensive than you, Seamus McLardarse. Look at those teets though. You’d bang me over your goat any day!
May 1, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, bobeph said: Look at those teets though. You’d bang me over your goat any day! Maybe, but I'd still put Jugdish the camel ahead of you. He's lost some weight recently...looking good.
May 1, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, vikas83 said: I utterly refuse to use Zoom or any other videoconferencing. I can't comprehend why people feel the need to see others as opposed to just having a conference call if necessary. Plus, no need to give China more information. Depends on what you're doing. My wife is leading a lot of training sessions as well as being involved in some business process discussions, and being able to see that people are engaged and attentive is important especially for the former. And while the claims that upwards of 90% of communication is non-verbal is nonsense pseudo-science, there is a lot of communication in body language and facial expressions that is missed on just a phone call. This can be a big deal. Finally, there's always the chance that your co-worker's hot wife will forget her husband's on a call and you'll catch a glimpse out of the shower. Sure, you risk a peek at Cindy's fat slob of a husband, but that risk may be worth it for some. (I'm of course joking on that last creepy one, but my wife has routinely forgotten that I sometimes have morning video calls and has almost done that multiple times. I blur the background now ) Just now, DEagle7 said: Like to keep it nice and simple yeah that's one of mine too
May 1, 20205 yr 31 minutes ago, vikas83 said: Maybe, but I'd still put Jugdish the camel ahead of you. He's lost some weight recently...looking good. He's always good for a hump.
June 4, 20205 yr On 5/22/2020 at 2:53 PM, probably said: Mine is your mom's headboard. Bah! Mom joke! @probably hasn't been on here since this post.
June 4, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, mr_hunt said: @probably hasn't been on here since this post. Lots of moms getting uked recently.
June 4, 20205 yr On 5/1/2020 at 9:35 AM, vikas83 said: I utterly refuse to use Zoom or any other videoconferencing. I can't comprehend why people feel the need to see others as opposed to just having a conference call if necessary. Plus, no need to give China more information. For core team meetings I actively encourage my team to use cameras. It's important for them to stay engaged. Anything outside of the organization we just use voice. Any time a vendors pops on with their webcam on it's usually because they're female, attractive, and looking to sell something.
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