I started a new job on November 1st.  I literally have zero time to uk around.  Many of you work in the private sector and eat deek on here all day.  How do you manage?  When you all were paying my salary I had so much time to uk around on here.  This is my first action in almost 2 months.  That’s only b/c Mrs. Bo is sick and I’m bored.  So I started crushing Claws at like 6:23 pm.  I’m so uked up now.  
anyway, I retired from Government, got a private sector gig.  In like 7 years I’ll pull a full pension (your tax dollars) and have a full time salary.

fat uker ftw!  Claws up, ho’s down!

Trade on your knowledge and skill, and if you're good enough they'll pay you to be productive in between uk'ing around on here.

The trick is to get a job where you can do in four hours what everyone else there does in eight

33 minutes ago, bobeph said:

I started a new job on November 1st.  I literally have zero time to uk around.  Many of you work in the private sector and eat deek on here all day.  How do you manage?  When you all were paying my salary I had so much time to uk around on here.  This is my first action in almost 2 months.  That’s only b/c Mrs. Bo is sick and I’m bored.  So I started crushing Claws at like 6:23 pm.  I’m so uked up now.  
anyway, I retired from Government, got a private sector gig.  In like 7 years I’ll pull a full pension (your tax dollars) and have a full time salary.

fat uker ftw!  Claws up, ho’s down!

Suck my deek

Posting while on mute during the Teams calls, then un-mute at the end to contribute "nothing from me" then leave the meeting. 

1 hour ago, bobeph said:

I started a new job on November 1st.  I literally have zero time to uk around.  Many of you work in the private sector and eat deek on here all day.  How do you manage?  When you all were paying my salary I had so much time to uk around on here.  This is my first action in almost 2 months.  That’s only b/c Mrs. Bo is sick and I’m bored.  So I started crushing Claws at like 6:23 pm.  I’m so uked up now.  
anyway, I retired from Government, got a private sector gig.  In like 7 years I’ll pull a full pension (your tax dollars) and have a full time salary.

fat uker ftw!  Claws up, ho’s down!

I married someone with lots of potential and it paid off. 

43 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Suck my deek

Thanks!  Finally some good advice. 

I’m actually kidding.  You monkey lickers are still paying my salary and pension..AND Cadillac benefits…but I digress.  Why the F am I actually working now?  I have no time to uk around on here.  I am like 90 pages behind on the non political pics thread.  How do all of you private sector aholes "work your a** off” but still have time to post on here all day and pontificate?  I mean, I am actually working for the first time in my life and you all are paying my salary (42,328 a year).  Suckers! 

55 minutes ago, bobeph said:

I’m actually kidding.  You monkey lickers are still paying my salary and pension..AND Cadillac benefits…but I digress.  Why the F am I actually working now?  I have no time to uk around on here.  I am like 90 pages behind on the non political pics thread.  How do all of you private sector aholes "work your a** off” but still have time to post on here all day and pontificate?  I mean, I am actually working for the first time in my life and you all are paying my salary (42,328 a year).  Suckers! 

Sleep? Who the F is she?

 

 

Me, 5 or so years ago.

1 hour ago, bobeph said:

42,328 a year).  Suckers! 

Lol. You’re fing poor. 

1 hour ago, bobeph said:

I’m actually kidding.  You monkey lickers are still paying my salary and pension..AND Cadillac benefits…but I digress.  Why the F am I actually working now?  I have no time to uk around on here.  I am like 90 pages behind on the non political pics thread.  How do all of you private sector aholes "work your a** off” but still have time to post on here all day and pontificate?  I mean, I am actually working for the first time in my life and you all are paying my salary (42,328 a year).  Suckers! 

Well for one,  we don't go around pretending to know what pontificate means.....

34 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Lol. You’re fing poor. 

He’s saying that’s his pension amount.

2 hours ago, Dave Moss said:

He’s saying that’s his pension amount.

Yeah. Still means he is poor. 

4 hours ago, bobeph said:

I mean, I am actually working for the first time in my life and you all are paying my salary (42,328 a year).  Suckers! 

That's like five polos for Vikas.  Be less poor.

4 hours ago, 20dawk4life said:

Lol. You’re fing poor. 

Poor?  I ain’t suckin’ no hobo deek!

1 hour ago, Eaglesfandan said:

That's like five polos for Vikas.  Be less poor.

Bro, you know how many ukn’ WalMart T-Shirts that can buy?  Poor Shmoor!  
 

3 hours ago, bobeph said:

Poor?  I ain’t suckin’ no hobo deek!

Don’t lie to us  

11 hours ago, bobeph said:

I started a new job on November 1st.  I literally have zero time to uk around.  Many of you work in the private sector and eat deek on here all day.  How do you manage?  When you all were paying my salary I had so much time to uk around on here.  This is my first action in almost 2 months.  That’s only b/c Mrs. Bo is sick and I’m bored.  So I started crushing Claws at like 6:23 pm.  I’m so uked up now.  
anyway, I retired from Government, got a private sector gig.  In like 7 years I’ll pull a full pension (your tax dollars) and have a full time salary.

fat uker ftw!  Claws up, ho’s down!

I became the boss so I’m able in between yelling at people.  
 

Also a squeeze of lemon helps

7 hours ago, bobeph said:

Poor?  I ain’t suckin’ no hobo deek!

Maybe not for money..

Since the pandemic, I work really really strange hours. Many days I start doing some work around 7am when I'm done getting the kiddos lunches made, then I might finish around 10pm. I take several breaks throughout the day. I always take time in the middle of the day for a 3-4 mile jog (so I don't become one of those fatties who die of covid). My odd hours sometimes drive my wife crazy, but I really like it. I would never want to go back to working in an office again. It also affords me time to do drive by posts here to gripe about the sixers, or remind everyone how lucky we are to have Joe Biden as our president. 

2 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Maybe not for money..

Totally different things!

It's called Middle Management. 

1.Become a Director 

2. Hire good Managers 

3. Become friends with the Execs above you. 

4. Make at least one good joke and offer one good idea on every conference call you attend. 

5. Humbly take credit for the successes of your subordinates. 

6. Find scapegoats to sacrifice if things go bad. 

7. Collect high 6 figure salary 

55 minutes ago, iladelphxx said:

It's called Middle Management. 

1.Become a Director 

2. Hire good Managers 

3. Become friends with the Execs above you. 

4. Make at least one good joke and offer one good idea on every conference call you attend. 

5. Humbly take credit for the successes of your subordinates. 

6. Find scapegoats to sacrifice if things go bad. 

7. Collect high 6 figure salary 

You forgot the most important step…

 

8. Profit

Collecting welfare is not a 'government job' - although the difference between this and elected official, duty wise, is slight.