bobeph Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Claws is bustin, ho’s is hussin mhunt drop spunt cus his cleet is cussin rambo in a fambo cus bish killed hambo paco on his knees cus he gots a disease toastral we call him mostral cus he the cracka that take it in tha cornhole bfit? He ain’t sheet, less he bussin a 40 cal gatfit! aaaaaawwwww yeeeahhhh!!!! E-thugs wit an attitude! Aaaaaaawwww yeeeaahhh!!! E-thugs wit an attitude!’n you want a Claw but you can’t hang! Beetches on a Claw thinks they is a hurricane. Redskins what? Paco take the Mayor down right by the nuts! Aaaawwwww ueeeahhh!! E-thigs wit an attitude!!! Awwwwyeah! Gangsta gangsta. *wicky, wicky, wicky…what? What? Wicky, wicky, wtf? What? *bobeph drops the mic and drops a sheet all over this gay place. HOLLAAAAA!* 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Guy Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Look at this flamer spittin flame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paco Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Sorry. Not drinking these days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wholesale_Melvin Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 OP should have dropped the keyboard, Fing Birdsborough (Elverson for the poor) . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Omega Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 11 hours ago, bobeph said: Claws is bustin, ho’s is hussin mhunt drop spunt cus his cleet is cussin rambo in a fambo cus bish killed hambo paco on his knees cus he gots a disease toastral we call him mostral cus he the cracka that take it in tha cornhole bfit? He ain’t sheet, less he bussin a 40 cal gatfit! aaaaaawwwww yeeeahhhh!!!! E-thugs wit an attitude! Aaaaaaawwww yeeeaahhh!!! E-thugs wit an attitude!’n you want a Claw but you can’t hang! Beetches on a Claw thinks they is a hurricane. Redskins what? Paco take the Mayor down right by the nuts! Aaaawwwww ueeeahhh!! E-thigs wit an attitude!!! Awwwwyeah! Gangsta gangsta. *wicky, wicky, wicky…what? What? Wicky, wicky, wtf? What? *bobeph drops the mic and drops a sheet all over this gay place. HOLLAAAAA!* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20dawk4life Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Emb gangstas 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted January 22, 2022 Author Share Posted January 22, 2022 36 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said: Emb gangstas Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh, Bishes! Whut up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted January 22, 2022 Author Share Posted January 22, 2022 3 hours ago, paco said: Sorry. Not drinking these days. Good job. ****OT!!! I’m kidding. Give it a few years. You’ll drink harder than you ever did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobeph Posted January 22, 2022 Author Share Posted January 22, 2022 32 minutes ago, Toty said: I’d hit ya, Bro. Nice beej lips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Toty said: Hang on, you're not a chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, bobeph said: I’d hit ya, Bro. Nice beej lips! I'd hit you too, with an ugly stick. Might improve that broken lump of charcoal you call a face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Claws are for pushies... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wholesale_Melvin Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 2 hours ago, BFit said: Claws are for pushies... Canned premade ranch water are for saturn owning cowgirls. Get a bottle of tequila, topo chico, lime juice, and some ice you star wearing fairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said: Canned premade ranch water are for saturn owning cowgirls. Get a bottle of tequila, topo chico, lime juice, and some ice you star wearing fairy. Pretty sure we don't have topo chico up here in Yankee land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Omega Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Warning: Drinking story to follow. 1990 I got stationed on the USS Simon Lake, which was a submarine tender in Holy Loch. Scotland. 2nd day I was there, I didn’t know anybody, but figured I’d go grab a beer at the base club. Sitting at the bar, some guy recognized me from our department muster, knew I was new, and bought me a beer. After a few beers he tells me some of the other guys from the engine room were having a party, and we headed over there. Many drinks, and a brick of hash later, it was too late to get a taxi back to the ship, so we just crashed on their floor. Mind you, I was in a new country, and had no idea who any of these d00des were. Anyway, I woke up a while later, and one of the other guys got up, walked over to the couch, and unloaded his bladder onto his buddy who was sleeping on it. Good times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, The_Omega said: Warning: Drinking story to follow. 1990 I got stationed on the USS Simon Lake, which was a submarine tender in Holy Loch. Scotland. 2nd day I was there, I didn’t know anybody, but figured I’d go grab a beer at the base club. Sitting at the bar, some guy recognized me from our department muster, knew I was new, and bought me a beer. After a few beers he tells me some of the other guys from the engine room were having a party, and we headed over there. Many drinks, and a brick of hash later, it was too late to get a taxi back to the ship, so we just crashed on their floor. Mind you, I was in a new country, and had no idea who any of these d00des were. Anyway, I woke up a while later, and one of the other guys got up, walked over to the couch, and unloaded his bladder onto his buddy who was sleeping on it. Good times. I was 3 when all this happened 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Omega Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, BFit said: I was 3 when all this happened Born in ‘87? That’s the year I graduated H.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 44 minutes ago, The_Omega said: Born in ‘87? That’s the year I graduated H.S. Yep. I was actually born probably a month before you graduated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paco Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 10 hours ago, bobeph said: Good job. Reveal hidden contents ****OT!!! I’m kidding. Give it a few years. You’ll drink harder than you ever did! Impossible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambo Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Bobeph hits the claws and now I'm invited to Nascar with him. Can't wait to see him whip out his slop teets for all the ladies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wholesale_Melvin Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 21 hours ago, BFit said: Pretty sure we don't have topo chico up here in Yankee land. Maybe not in well/septic tank birdsborough but check your local walmart 'ethnic' section for the glorious yellow case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFit Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 28 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said: Maybe not in well/septic tank birdsborough but check your local walmart 'ethnic' section for the glorious yellow case. I have public water/sewer thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wholesale_Melvin Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 2 hours ago, BFit said: I have public water/sewer thank you very much If by public you mean anyone can pee in the pond, sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redden Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 I'll never get the 2 minutes back that it took to read this dumpster fire of a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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