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Now What’s the Time? It’s time to get Clawed. I Said What’s the Time? It’s Time to get Clawed

bobeph
bobeph
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Claws is bustin, ho’s is hussin 

mhunt drop spunt cus his cleet is cussin

rambo in a fambo cus bish killed hambo

paco on his knees cus he gots a disease 

toastral we call him mostral cus he the cracka that take it in tha cornhole

bfit? He ain’t sheet, less he bussin a 40 cal gatfit! 
aaaaaawwwww yeeeahhhh!!!!   E-thugs wit an attitude!  Aaaaaaawwww yeeeaahhh!!! E-thugs wit an attitude!’n

you want a Claw but you can’t hang!  Beetches on a Claw thinks they is a hurricane.

Redskins what?  Paco take the Mayor down right by the nuts!  
 

Aaaawwwww ueeeahhh!!  E-thigs wit an attitude!!!  Awwwwyeah! Gangsta gangsta.  *wicky, wicky, wicky…what?  What?  Wicky, wicky, wtf? What?

*bobeph drops the mic and drops a sheet all over this gay place.  HOLLAAAAA!*
 

:roll::afro:

 

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    Look at this flamer spittin flame.

    Sorry.  Not drinking these days.  
     

     

     

    :smoke:

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    OP should have dropped the keyboard, Fing Birdsborough (Elverson for the poor) . 

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    11 hours ago, bobeph said:

    Claws is bustin, ho’s is hussin 

    mhunt drop spunt cus his cleet is cussin

    rambo in a fambo cus bish killed hambo

    paco on his knees cus he gots a disease 

    toastral we call him mostral cus he the cracka that take it in tha cornhole

    bfit? He ain’t sheet, less he bussin a 40 cal gatfit! 
    aaaaaawwwww yeeeahhhh!!!!   E-thugs wit an attitude!  Aaaaaaawwww yeeeaahhh!!! E-thugs wit an attitude!’n

    you want a Claw but you can’t hang!  Beetches on a Claw thinks they is a hurricane.

    Redskins what?  Paco take the Mayor down right by the nuts!  
     

    Aaaawwwww ueeeahhh!!  E-thigs wit an attitude!!!  Awwwwyeah! Gangsta gangsta.  *wicky, wicky, wicky…what?  What?  Wicky, wicky, wtf? What?

    *bobeph drops the mic and drops a sheet all over this gay place.  HOLLAAAAA!*
     

    :roll::afro:

     

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    Emb gangstas

     

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    36 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

    Emb gangstas

     

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    Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh, Bishes!  Whut up?

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    3 hours ago, paco said:

    Sorry.  Not drinking these days.  
     

     

     

    :smoke:

    Good job.

    ****OT!!!

     :roll:

    I’m kidding.  Give it a few years.  You’ll drink harder than you ever did!

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    32 minutes ago, Toty said:

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    I’d hit ya, Bro.  Nice beej lips!

    1 hour ago, Toty said:

    :angry:

    Hang on, you're not a chick? :blink:

    35 minutes ago, bobeph said:

    I’d hit ya, Bro.  Nice beej lips!

    I'd hit you too, with an ugly stick. Might improve that broken lump of charcoal you call a face

    Claws are for pushies...

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    2 hours ago, BFit said:

    Claws are for pushies...

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    Canned premade ranch water are for saturn owning cowgirls.

    Get a bottle of tequila, topo chico, lime juice, and some ice you star wearing fairy.

    1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

    Canned premade ranch water are for saturn owning cowgirls.

    Get a bottle of tequila, topo chico, lime juice, and some ice you star wearing fairy.

    Pretty sure we don't have topo chico up here in Yankee land. 

    Warning: Drinking story to follow. 1990 I got stationed on the USS Simon Lake, which was a submarine tender in Holy Loch. Scotland. 2nd day I was there, I didn’t know anybody, but figured I’d go grab a beer at the base club. Sitting at the bar, some guy recognized me from our department muster, knew I was new, and bought me a beer. After a few beers he tells me some of the other guys from the engine room were having a party, and we headed over there. Many drinks, and a brick of hash later, it was too late to get a taxi back to the ship, so we just crashed on their floor. Mind you, I was in a new country, and had no idea who any of these d00des were. Anyway, I woke up a while later, and one of the other guys got up, walked over to the couch, and unloaded his bladder onto his buddy who was sleeping on it. :roll:  Good times.

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    3 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

    Warning: Drinking story to follow. 1990 I got stationed on the USS Simon Lake, which was a submarine tender in Holy Loch. Scotland. 2nd day I was there, I didn’t know anybody, but figured I’d go grab a beer at the base club. Sitting at the bar, some guy recognized me from our department muster, knew I was new, and bought me a beer. After a few beers he tells me some of the other guys from the engine room were having a party, and we headed over there. Many drinks, and a brick of hash later, it was too late to get a taxi back to the ship, so we just crashed on their floor. Mind you, I was in a new country, and had no idea who any of these d00des were. Anyway, I woke up a while later, and one of the other guys got up, walked over to the couch, and unloaded his bladder onto his buddy who was sleeping on it. :roll:  Good times.

    I was 3 when all this happened :roll:

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    4 minutes ago, BFit said:

    I was 3 when all this happened :roll:

    Born in ‘87? That’s the year I graduated H.S. <_<

    44 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

    Born in ‘87? That’s the year I graduated H.S. <_<

    Yep. I was actually born probably a month before you graduated :lol:

    10 hours ago, bobeph said:

    Good job.

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    ****OT!!!

     :roll:

    I’m kidding.  Give it a few years.  You’ll drink harder than you ever did!

    Impossible 

     

    Bobeph hits the claws and now I'm invited to Nascar with him.  :roll:

    Can't wait to see him whip out his slop teets for all the ladies.

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    21 hours ago, BFit said:

    Pretty sure we don't have topo chico up here in Yankee land. 

    Maybe not in well/septic tank birdsborough but check your local walmart 'ethnic' section for the glorious yellow case.

    28 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

    Maybe not in well/septic tank birdsborough but check your local walmart 'ethnic' section for the glorious yellow case.

    I have public water/sewer thank you very much <_<

    2 hours ago, BFit said:

    I have public water/sewer thank you very much <_<

    If by public you mean anyone can pee in the pond, sure.

    I'll never get the 2 minutes back that it took to read this dumpster fire of a thread.

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