Posted April 15, 20223 yr Been a busy man. Haven’t Clawed out in a long time until today. I’m plastered right now. Claws all day bruh! anyway, got a new job in November and it’s kicking my a** in. A few months ago my awesome (better than a Samsung) iPhone took a sheet. Lost almost everything. Can’t even sign in to FB and sheet. But not Being on any kind of social media has made me so happy. It’s a cesspool of tools like all of you. come at me, bruhs! Come the uk at me! (Not on me, tostrel, you ****ot)
April 15, 20223 yr You look like a walking poop emoji with sausage nipples and a lazy eye! I wish I could tie you to a spinning wheel and wherever it lands picks how many times people get to kick you in your skinny johnson, Fat Sajak!
April 15, 20223 yr Author 5 minutes ago, paco said: I was wondering where you were at, cork soaker. Unfortunately for you I have not died yet. 9 minutes ago, hukdonfoniks said: You look like a walking poop emoji with sausage nipples and a lazy eye! I wish I could tie you to a spinning wheel and wherever it lands picks how many times people get to kick you in your skinny johnson, Fat Sajak! Lmao!!! I am so out of practice
April 16, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, bobeph said: Unfortunately for you I have not died yet. I am going to take that as meaning Baby Girl is in your will.
April 16, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, bobeph said: Been a busy man. Haven’t Clawed out in a long time until today. I’m plastered right now. Claws all day bruh! anyway, got a new job in November and it’s kicking my a** in. A few months ago my awesome (better than a Samsung) iPhone took a sheet. Lost almost everything. Can’t even sign in to FB and sheet. But not Being on any kind of social media has made me so happy. It’s a cesspool of tools like all of you. come at me, bruhs! Come the uk at me! (Not on me, tostrel, you ****ot) I took a new job too. I'm now CFO rambo.
April 16, 20223 yr He's back. I thought maybe you OD'd on Claws one night. Either that or you crawled into @hputenis chimphole and got lost. Glad to see you're still Clawing and posting wild funny ish. Just as long as you don't post pics of your Clawed up face. Your face! Rocky Becker!
April 16, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, bobeph said: Been a busy man. Haven’t Clawed out in a long time until today. I’m plastered right now. Claws all day bruh! anyway, got a new job in November and it’s kicking my a** in. A few months ago my awesome (better than a Samsung) iPhone took a sheet. Lost almost everything. Can’t even sign in to FB and sheet. But not Being on any kind of social media has made me so happy. It’s a cesspool of tools like all of you. come at me, bruhs! Come the uk at me! (Not on me, tostrel, you ****ot) pffftt
April 16, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, bobeph said: Unfortunately for you I have not died yet. Lmao!!! I am so out of practice Speaking of practice, does your new job know that you sneak off on long bathroom breaks to practice shoving objects up your rusty tailpipe while pawing at your lil smokey weiner with your fat Chewbacca hands? Welcome back enjoy the drunken weekend.
April 16, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, bobeph said: Been a busy man. Haven’t Clawed out in a long time until today. I’m plastered right now. Claws all day bruh! anyway, got a new job in November and it’s kicking my a** in. A few months ago my awesome (better than a Samsung) iPhone took a sheet. Lost almost everything. Can’t even sign in to FB and sheet. But not Being on any kind of social media has made me so happy. It’s a cesspool of tools like all of you. come at me, bruhs! Come the uk at me! (Not on me, tostrel, you ****ot) I saw an ad for new claws today and thought of you. basically ruined my whole day. Now here you are. Nightmares do come true
April 16, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Boogyman said: Having an Easter Claw hunter tomorrow morning. It's gonna be fire. We used to do keyster egg hunts at my buddy's farm for years. They got too big and rowdy and then people started having kids. Lol
April 16, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, BFit said: We used to do keyster egg hunts at my buddy's farm for years. They got too big and rowdy and then people started having kids. Lol Mine are getting older so we mix in adult stuff more
April 16, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Boogyman said: Mine are getting older so we mix in adult stuff more Yeah I could see it coming back in a few years but toned down. Rules used to be when you found a stone, you had to run back to your bucket and shotgun it. Couldnt go back out to find more until your beer was done. It was teams of 2, but still looots of puking
April 16, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, BFit said: Yeah I could see it coming back in a few years but toned down. Rules used to be when you found a stone, you had to run back to your bucket and shotgun it. Couldnt go back out to find more until your beer was done. It was teams of 2, but still looots of puking Yeah I haven't drunk puked in half a decade. The kids do their Easter egg hunt in the morning. They are 15 and 11 now, so those quarters have turned into 1 and 5 dollar bills lol. I'll wait to drink until I start cooking late morning/early afternoon.
April 17, 20223 yr OP got tired of listening to her Paula Abdul cassettes, so she comes back on here, this is my board now, crawl back inside hpenis bra and suckle
April 17, 20223 yr Want to smell my cork, mate? It's been sitting in a dry amontillado since the Markle travesty. It now has a rancid bouquet with nutty notes of raisin and musty oak - not unlike your knickers I trust.
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