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CVON Talk About Anything but... - Hairyback vs. WhinyB

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43 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

are we going to try and annex Italy next?

I suppose Trump just wants to F their PM.

1 hour ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

are we going to try and annex Italy next?

Didn’t you know that the Winter Olympics is the new hot spot for immigrants, especially from Africa?! Every time I go skiing in Austria or Northern Italy, I see masses of illegal Somalis and Kenyans. They just love cold places and winter sports…😅

3 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

are we going to try and annex Italy next?

They must pay for their support of notsees!!!!

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Winter Olympic opening ceremony starting in an hour. Might have some nice spots in it.

For those following, they released a description of the suspect who kidnapped Guthrie's mom. It could be any one of us (except WGB of course) ph34r

SUSPECT DETAILS: The FBI provided new details about the suspect seen in video on the porch of Nancy Guthrie’s home the morning she disappeared. Authorities said they are looking for a male who is 5’9” to 5’10” tall, with an average build, and said he was wearing a black, 25-liter Ozark Trail Hiker Pack backpack.

18 minutes ago, paco said:

For those following, they released a description of the suspect who kidnapped Guthrie's mom. It could be any one of us (except WGB of course) ph34r

They said "average build", not "bowling ball with legs", so we know it can't be you, Tons O' Fun.

29 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Nasty, wretched creature we is, yesss… always hiding our miserable sniveling face in the shadows where no one can sees us…

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1 minute ago, paco said:

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8 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

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Continues to be such a sad pull. Everyone knows what I look like dude lol

You however.... clearly golem is a good starting point given your little man syndrome. I'm guessing your go to pick up line is "Yeah babe, I don't like condoms either, those things are way too loose"

19 minutes ago, paco said:

Continues to be such a sad pull. Everyone knows what I look like dude lol

You however.... clearly golem is a good starting point given your little man syndrome. I'm guessing your go to pick up line is "Yeah babe, I don't like condoms either, those things are way too loose"

Do you need a passport to roll over?

10 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Do you need a passport to roll over?

It's called a lay over and only if I'm outside the US.

Once again you prove you haven't been outside of Michigan. It's literally the only reason I didn't mock you for not realizing AC is one of the MOST corrupt cities in the US. We all know you are afraid to leave your cave you little troglodyte roll

10 minutes ago, paco said:

It's called a lay over and only if I'm outside the US.

Once again you prove you haven't been outside of Michigan. Literally the only reason I didn't mock you for not realizing AC is one of the MOST corrupt cities in the US. We all know you are afraid to leave your cave you little troglodyte roll

Is it frustrating that you have to parallel park in the shower?

31 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Is it frustrating that you have to parallel park in the shower?

whatever gets you through the day needle dick roll

can you two fatties get a room already?

Just now, Alpha_TATEr said:

can you two fatties get a room already?

I'm fairly certain there is nothing on WGB that a female has described as thick\fat

nice title change. 😅

You're both a Delco 5 at best calm down

ph34r

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Boys, 12 through 15, charged as adults in connection with...

Miami police say a group of boys took a 12-year-old girl to a community garden in the city’s Overtown neighborhood as one of them raped her for 30 minutes.

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/3-suspects-ages-12-13-and-15-arrested-in-rape-of-12-year-old-girl-in-miami/3774076/

https://people.com/3-miami-boys-charged-as-adults-in-connection-with-alleged-rape-of-12-year-old-girl-11916748

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2 juveniles charged as adults in 2025 kidnapping, sexual...

MIAMI (WSVN) - Two juvenile boys are being charged as adults, accused of the 2025 kidnapping and sexual battery of a 12-year-old girl in Miami.<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://wsvn.com/news/

Venezuela, Iran... Now Ecuador.

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US and Ecuador launch military operation against organize...

The Pentagon says that the United States and Ecuador have launched a joint military operation against organized crime groups in the South American country.

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Rapper Afroman wins lawsuit against police over mocking t...

The Grammy-nominated rapper Afroman has won a defamation lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff’s deputies who sued him over music videos that used home security footage to mock them over a 2022 raid of

This Afroman story has been hilarious for anyone who hasn't been watching. Legally this is a pretty important case testing the limits of the first amendment. Which makes it even funnier that the details boil down to cops erroneously raided his house, and he used the security footage to make music videos mocking the cops. It's an insane collision of the absolute dumbest Internet humor and constitutional law. Highly recommend checking out the videos and detail cause it's an absolute ride

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Scrubs and Firefly were pretty much my top 2 favorite shows in college. Crazy that they're both coming back (in some form) all these years later.

'Firefly' is getting an animated series featuring the original cast, and we're all shiny with anticipation

https://www.space.com/entertainment/space-movies-shows/firefly-is-getting-an-animated-series-featuring-the-original-cast-and-were-all-shiny-with-anticipation

19 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

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Wait, he brought her with him to the court room? Meaning like he actually was in a relationship with the cops wife and wasn't just trolling about banging her in the song? lol

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