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3 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

@vikas83 do you and your rich friends get together for the Coke cocaine party?

LOL. Missed out on that invite.

18 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

LOL. Missed out on that invite.

Can you throw one then?

Paris still rocking the block.

 

 

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Holy sheet

1 hour ago, DrPhilly said:

Holy sheet

Nobody was hurt

Was it the jackass guy from happy gilmore?

 

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French doing what the French always do.  This thing was inevitable.  They were always going to raise age of full pension at some point and the citizens were always going to have a hissy fit.  It will die down over time with some form of political compromise optic and the new pension age will stand.

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young went on a hunting trip together in the woods. Each was able to shoot a wild pig, but unfortunately Crosby, Stills, and Nash were the only ones able to track down their kills. Back at the camp they sat around the fire, eating, talking, and singing. The conversation began to get very deep and strayed into the realm of modern physics and philosophy. At one point, Nash stated that there must be some heretofore unknown way of mathematically describing quantum phenomena - perhaps in ways beyond what humans are capable of understanding.

Suddenly, out of the darkness, came the sound of an inhuman, high-pitched voice that shouted, in a barely understandable squeal, "Actually, I believe that the transcendent characteristics and probabilistic nature of the quantum world can only be expressed in terms of classical physics!"

Looking around, confused, Crosby said, "What was that?"

Stills replied, "I think it was Neil's boar."

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young went on a hunting trip together in the woods. Each was able to shoot a wild pig, but unfortunately Crosby, Stills, and Nash were the only ones able to track down their kills. Back at the camp they sat around the fire, eating, talking, and singing. The conversation began to get very deep and strayed into the realm of modern physics and philosophy. At one point, Nash stated that there must be some heretofore unknown way of mathematically describing quantum phenomena - perhaps in ways beyond what humans are capable of understanding.

Suddenly, out of the darkness, came the sound of an inhuman, high-pitched voice that shouted, in a barely understandable squeal, "Actually, I believe that the transcendent characteristics and probabilistic nature of the quantum world can only be expressed in terms of classical physics!"

Looking around, confused, Crosby said, "What was that?"

Stills replied, "I think in was Neil's boar."

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1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said:

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In the future, kindly alert me of my typos before quoting

thanks

2 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

In the future, kindly alert me of my typos before quoting

thanks

Can I also kindly alert you to stop the norm macdonald-esque jokes? It would be a win-win for all of us.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

...norm macdonald-esque jokes? 

I appreciate the compliment but if only I could aspire to such heights.

Nonetheless, I didn't come up with this joke, I totally ripped it off.

From who?

You guessed it... Frank Stallone

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Yea but norm could land them. 

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

Yea but norm could land them. 

What made him so brilliant was that it didn't matter

1 minute ago, Arthur Jackson said:

What made him so brilliant was that it didn't matter

True. Didn't matter to him if he didn't, but he always landed them. He was awesome, miss him.

Didn't know that Fiona ended up as a sex slave. 

I'm bringing back jazzercise 

 

On 4/10/2023 at 2:54 PM, jsdarkstar said:

Didn't know that Fiona ended up as a sex slave. 

and the whole time, scotty didn't know ... 

 

On 4/10/2023 at 2:54 PM, jsdarkstar said:

Didn't know that Fiona ended up as a sex slave. 

Still Matt Damon’s best performance. 

21 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

and the whole time, scotty didn't know ... 

That's for sure. Fiona the Sex Slave.

Former Smallville actress Kristin Kreuk broke her silence on Thursday, March 29, about her involvement in Nxivm, a women-only group in upstate New York. 

Nxivm, pronounced Nexium, was started by Keith Raniere, who was arrested in Mexico on Monday, March 25, on sex trafficking charges. According to a criminal complaint obtained by the Associated Press, Raniere, 57, is accused of turning his followers into brainwashed "slaves.” They were branded with his initials in their pelvic area and forced into having sex, authorities alleged.

 

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