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Close your cakeholes

stfu

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Just now, NCTANK said:

stfu

Sup buttsniff

2 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

Sup buttsniff

hitting a few cold ones 👍

4 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

hitting a few cold ones 👍

As a recovering necrophiliac, I can totally relate! 

10 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

As a recovering necrophiliac, I can totally relate! 

i’ve got friends in crawl spaces

Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a rusty dumpster in the back alley of the worst ghetto in town.

51 minutes ago, NOTW said:

Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a rusty dumpster in the back alley of the worst ghetto in town.

I knew the servers were in Camden. Somehow I just knew it.

17 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

I own r n r now

There was a problem with the check that you wrote to buy it, I'll need you to send a cashiers check in the amount of $150,000.00 made payable to "CASH", before I'll release the pink slip to transfer full ownership (for one month).

31 minutes ago, VaBeach_Eagle said:

There was a problem with the check that you wrote to buy it, I'll need you to send a cashiers check in the amount of $150,000.00 made payable to "CASH", before I'll release the pink slip to transfer full ownership (for one month).

I thought we all owned it... like the Packers

 

and OP's mom

21 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I thought we all owned it... like the Packers

 

and OP's mom

Absolutely, that's way I intend to give every single member a $1 credit (taken out of the $150,000.00), good toward any purchase at McDonald's. 

Just now, VaBeach_Eagle said:

Absolutely, that's way I intend to give every single member a $1 credit (taken out of the $150,000.00), good toward any purchase at McDonald's. 

is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven?

12 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven?

Fish and chips is how they used to describe the filth found in your mom's crotch in her whoring days.

5 minutes ago, NOTW said:

Fish and chips is how they used to describe the filth found in your mom's crotch in her whoring days.

My mum bathed weekly in the Thames right off the St. Katharine marina after her shift

I'll bet her minge is cleaner than your mouth you tea-dumping chopper

29 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven?

Sure, but the chips are made by Lays. 

On 6/30/2022 at 9:13 PM, olsilverhair said:

Close your cakeholes

Listen up Harry Pothole…..The only thing you own is a poop chute the size of the Grand Canyon.  When you fart it’s probably like one of those wind tunnels in sky diving simulators due to the width of your dirt star’s air cir****ference.

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3 hours ago, hputenis said:

Listen up Harry Pothole…..The only thing you own is a poop chute the size of the Grand Canyon.  When you fart it’s probably like one of those wind tunnels in sky diving simulators due to the width of your dirt star’s air cir****ference.

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You got some good ones, happy 4th, you ol crack attacker

On 7/1/2022 at 3:44 PM, VaBeach_Eagle said:

Sure, but the chips are made by Lays. 

crisps

8 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

crisps

Yeah, the chips are pretty crispy. 

2 hours ago, VaBeach_Eagle said:

Yeah, the chips are pretty crispy. 

:nonono:

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3 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

crisps

Idiot 

22 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

Idiot 

close your scone hole, dental flosser

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Scone, man you people are stupit

On 7/1/2022 at 4:14 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven?

how did you handle the news when you realized that wasn't yorkshire pudding on your mum's lips when she kissed you goodnight ? 

2 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

how did you handle the news when you realized that wasn't yorkshire pudding on your mum's lips when she kissed you goodnight ? 

Gives a new meaning to "stiff upper lip", right mate?

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