olsilverhair Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Close your cakeholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTANK Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 stfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 Just now, NCTANK said: stfu Sup buttsniff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTANK Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, olsilverhair said: Sup buttsniff hitting a few cold ones 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, NCTANK said: hitting a few cold ones 👍 As a recovering necrophiliac, I can totally relate! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTANK Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 10 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: As a recovering necrophiliac, I can totally relate! i’ve got friends in crawl spaces 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a rusty dumpster in the back alley of the worst ghetto in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 51 minutes ago, NOTW said: Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a rusty dumpster in the back alley of the worst ghetto in town. I knew the servers were in Camden. Somehow I just knew it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaBeach_Eagle Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 17 hours ago, olsilverhair said: I own r n r now There was a problem with the check that you wrote to buy it, I'll need you to send a cashiers check in the amount of $150,000.00 made payable to "CASH", before I'll release the pink slip to transfer full ownership (for one month). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 31 minutes ago, VaBeach_Eagle said: There was a problem with the check that you wrote to buy it, I'll need you to send a cashiers check in the amount of $150,000.00 made payable to "CASH", before I'll release the pink slip to transfer full ownership (for one month). I thought we all owned it... like the Packers and OP's mom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaBeach_Eagle Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 21 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: I thought we all owned it... like the Packers and OP's mom Absolutely, that's way I intend to give every single member a $1 credit (taken out of the $150,000.00), good toward any purchase at McDonald's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Just now, VaBeach_Eagle said: Absolutely, that's way I intend to give every single member a $1 credit (taken out of the $150,000.00), good toward any purchase at McDonald's. is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTW Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven? Fish and chips is how they used to describe the filth found in your mom's crotch in her whoring days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, NOTW said: Fish and chips is how they used to describe the filth found in your mom's crotch in her whoring days. My mum bathed weekly in the Thames right off the St. Katharine marina after her shift I'll bet her minge is cleaner than your mouth you tea-dumping chopper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaBeach_Eagle Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 29 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven? Sure, but the chips are made by Lays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 On 6/30/2022 at 9:13 PM, olsilverhair said: Close your cakeholes Listen up Harry Pothole…..The only thing you own is a poop chute the size of the Grand Canyon. When you fart it’s probably like one of those wind tunnels in sky diving simulators due to the width of your dirt star’s air cir****ference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted July 2, 2022 Author Share Posted July 2, 2022 3 hours ago, hputenis said: Listen up Harry Pothole…..The only thing you own is a poop chute the size of the Grand Canyon. When you fart it’s probably like one of those wind tunnels in sky diving simulators due to the width of your dirt star’s air cir****ference. You got some good ones, happy 4th, you ol crack attacker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 On 7/1/2022 at 3:44 PM, VaBeach_Eagle said: Sure, but the chips are made by Lays. crisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaBeach_Eagle Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 8 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: crisps Yeah, the chips are pretty crispy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 hours ago, VaBeach_Eagle said: Yeah, the chips are pretty crispy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted July 3, 2022 Author Share Posted July 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: crisps Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 22 hours ago, olsilverhair said: Idiot close your scone hole, dental flosser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 Scone, man you people are stupit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha_TATEr Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 On 7/1/2022 at 4:14 PM, Arthur Jackson said: is that the new fish and chips place in Stonehaven? how did you handle the news when you realized that wasn't yorkshire pudding on your mum's lips when she kissed you goodnight ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Jackson Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said: how did you handle the news when you realized that wasn't yorkshire pudding on your mum's lips when she kissed you goodnight ? Gives a new meaning to "stiff upper lip", right mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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