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The first thing that you notice is the silence. The kind of silence that makes you aware that you have a heartbeat. A very quick paced heartbeat interrupted only by deep breaths of oxygen. I kept reminding myself that this is the exact type of situation that I’ve trained for all these years. And here I find myself, smack dab in the middle of a job, with nothing but my thoughts and this.....
 

   

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tickling in my belly button seems to intensify as I lean over to my computer screen. Every once in a while, when there is no one emailing me I'll check out an Eagles forum. But someone's text seems to be so small I can't see. I know I should go shopping again for bigger clothes, but I want to keep my incentive to get back in shape. My pant buckle threatens to burrow down the hole as I gleam at someone's post. I reply in some gross stupid manner, and the words appear next to my Avatar and a username to encompass it all- bobeph.

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I hit the backspace realizing I had ended the last sentence too early. Dames on the mind again, I guess. Two things that don't mix well with me during my whole conoluted life; dames and periods. It's why they call me skip. The heroin must be stronger today, I realize she's sitting across from me and has been silent (for a minute, a couple hours?). I try to gather my thoughts and review my notes, and for the third time today, start to agree that my thoughts are just the ramblings of a man who's twighlight ended years ago. You're a punchline now, kid, a cheap answer to a cheap thread. I snap out of it  one more time, the mixed couple across the hall are fighting again. He's puerto something and she's well past her prime but they cook good and throw me a bone here and there (take that as you wish, reader) so I clear my throat, look up into her violet eyes and begin to tell her the facts.
''Kitten, it's like i said, the dog died because your ex...

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" I wake up. Another Crisco fueled dream again. I really need to lay off the late night cooking grease, but as an Eph I have a reputation to uphold. I get up and waddle over to the computer to order breakfast. A party platter from Philadelphia Pretzel Factory ought to start this day off right. I strike a key, "P", auto correct does the rest. Google's algorithms know what I want, and it's not 5lbs of dough. I sigh and tremble a little when I see the words suggested. "Puerto Rican humiliation porn". I know I'm powerless. I can feel a tingle in my groin as I click the link. If I don't have a 4'9" brown woman telling me I'm a disappointment with a toddler crock, I'm as soft as fresh sheets out of the dryer.....

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pensive jewelry got caught in his anal canal and caused him to explode from his own sheet. Tears began to form in the corner of her eyes, and I leap up to console her but on the way up my legs hit the desk and it topples, spilling my 3 day old, reheated, coffee all over the front of her silk, body clinging dress. She screams in........

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:thumbdown:  This thread should be reserved for GoRahGeorge's talents

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Then OP sucks a big hairy deek because he is clearly a ****ot.  Suddenly, he jams something into his butthole......

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Let me know when we get to the part where everybody does Probably's mom.

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58 minutes ago, Mlodj said:

Let me know when we get to the part where everybody does Probably's mom.

chapters 3,  5, 9,10,15, & epilogue. 

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3 hours ago, bobeph said:

Then OP sucks a big hairy deek because he is clearly a ****ot.  Suddenly, he jams something into his butthole......

It was hobo deeks. 

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29 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

It was hobo deeks. 

its always hobo deeks

 

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4 hours ago, bobeph said:

Then OP sucks a big hairy deek because he is clearly a ****ot.  Slowly, he jams something into his butthole......

fyp

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.....its always hobo deeks " Closes the book.

Thank you for listening. Please come back next week when I should be drunk and completely unintelligible.

 

Good night.

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LEMMIWINKS!

 

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Fing Lemmiwinks :roll::roll:

 

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Hoping to write the great American novel I take it!

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On 6/10/2020 at 10:04 AM, bobeph said:

Then OP sucks a big hairy deek because he is clearly a ****ot.  Suddenly, he jams something into his butthole......

As the OP slowly dislodged the discolored object from his rectal cavity, the quoted poster hungrily moved closer, like a beaten dog about to finally get a treat. He took a long, extended inhale and reached in to help remove what he could now see was his grandfathers war watch. Although the OP did not want any recognition at all for this heroic feat of keeping this watch safe from the enemy, the rimjerb grandson bobeph gave was both restorative and appreciated....

 

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and now after that brief interlude it's back to the job at hand. Sitting across from me at my desk was the most beautiful, sexy, long legged, well endowed, vision of a.................

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Hobo Deek. 

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Sorry about that my tourette's syndrome is acting up again, young super model just begging me to take the case of her missing...   

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7 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

welcome to the new board @GoRahGeorge

Thank you, my sir - I'm glad to be back among the Brethren.

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6 minutes ago, GoRahGeorge said:

Thank you, my sir - I'm glad to be back among the Brethren.

How'd you find us?

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1 hour ago, VaBeach_Eagle said:

How'd you find us?

sh**, i left the beacon on. it does look kinda like a holy gorahgeorge grail. 

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