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Why am I a bad person because this doesn’t give me wood?  Nothing against they/them/it/she/he/whatevs….but I’m a bad person because he/it/what/was/a/dude doesn’t turn me on?  This is our world?  Hey weirdo, have fun!  God bless.  Seriously! But I have zero sexual attraction to you.

 

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FYI…I’d rock Rocky Dennis before this ukin’ thing. 

8 hours ago, bobeph said:

FYI…I’d rock Rocky Dennis before this ukin’ thing. 

Well, OP is a f*******

first fatsos...now bro-ads with staches. :nonono:    

The heart wants what the heart wants.  And the heart does not want that.

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9 minutes ago, Procus said:

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Once you’re down there sticking your face in the frosting though…

:fishing:

Looks like Michael Strahan and Tom Selleck had a baby

On 4/9/2023 at 10:51 PM, bobeph said:

Why am I a bad person because this doesn’t give me wood?  Nothing against they/them/it/she/he/whatevs….but I’m a bad person because he/it/what/was/a/dude doesn’t turn me on?  This is our world?  Hey weirdo, have fun!  God bless.  Seriously! But I have zero sexual attraction to you.

 

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I found the commercial disturbing, as the moustache becomes more pronounced, I was like, WTF. 

That commercial confuses me.  She has a stash so she buys a jacket and starts dancing?

1 minute ago, jsdarkstar said:

I found the commercial disturbing, as the moustache becomes more pronounced, I was like, WTF. 

Some people were smelling their own farts for weeks after making that - and they probably still have smiles on their faces.

Their Clio awards and red badges of courage are already being prepared.

now they're normalizing bro-ads with mustaches.

 

thanks biden! :nonono:   

1 minute ago, paco said:

That commercial confuses me.  She has a stash so she buys a jacket and starts dancing?

When she finally gets rid of that thing... I hope her eyebrows are next.

...and I can't imagine the rainforest canopy going on below the equator. It might take an industrial hedge trimmer.

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Does her/his/they/its…stache tickle your bag when they/them blow you?

on a serious note…little Bo is student teaching now and has students he has to call "they, them” and sheet.  One’s name is like Jill or something but he has to call her They or Perrywinkle (Wink for short) or the mom flips the uk out.🤣

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On 4/10/2023 at 7:00 AM, Toastrel said:

Well, OP is a f*******

Nice post, Captain Obvious!

1 minute ago, bobeph said:

Does her/his/they/its…stache tickle your bag when they/them blow you?

on a serious note…little Bo is student teaching now and has students he has to call "they, them” and sheet.  One’s name is like Jill or something but he has to call her They or Perrywinkle (Wink for short) or the mom flips the uk out.🤣

Holy crap, little Bo is an adult. Man we got old. 
 

Also, looks like there’s a group advocating for your rights. 
 

 

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2 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Holy crap, little Bo is an adult. Man we got old. 
 

Also, looks like there’s a group advocating for your rights. 

Bahahaha!!!! 🤣

yes, sir.  That little uker is going to be 22 in July. Good kid though.  Graduating magna **** laude and has 9 job offers.  Can’t wait to hand him over his ukn’ bills.  Lil’ Boette is graduating HS and will be a Freshman at Pitt in the fall. 
how’s little Jugdish?

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On 4/12/2023 at 11:07 AM, paco said:

That commercial confuses me.  She has a stash so she buys a jacket and starts dancing?

Like Michael in 2009!

36 minutes ago, bobeph said:

  Graduating magna **** laude and has 9 job offers.  

Great accomplishment, but the auto censors make it ukn hilarious :roll: :roll:

 

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12 minutes ago, BFit said:

Great accomplishment, but the auto censors make it ukn hilarious :roll: :roll:

 

Lmao!!    Saw that and was too lazy to fix it.  Then was like, "that’s actually funny”

4 hours ago, bobeph said:

Bahahaha!!!! 🤣

yes, sir.  That little uker is going to be 22 in July. Good kid though.  Graduating magna **** laude and has 9 job offers.  Can’t wait to hand him over his ukn’ bills.  Lil’ Boette is graduating HS and will be a Freshman at Pitt in the fall. 
how’s little Jugdish?

Remain kid free, but somehow the wife hasn’t left me yet. Life is good. 

The commercial is about a girl (not an it) that has a mustache (just an fyi many girls have this same issue).  She worries about it but then looks around at her idles and sees they have mustaches and is like whatever I’ll go with it instead of worrying about it.

what’s the problem??  

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1 hour ago, vikas83 said:

Remain kid free, but somehow the wife hasn’t left me yet. Life is good. 

Bruh, I’d go gay for your coin.  🤣

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1 hour ago, barho said:

The commercial is about a girl (not an it) that has a mustache (just an fyi many girls have this same issue).  She worries about it but then looks around at her idles and sees they have mustaches and is like whatever I’ll go with it instead of worrying about it.

what’s the problem??  

Shut up, a-hole.

42 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Shut up, a-hole.

Who doesn't like a little tickle in the groinacological area every once in a while?

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