RunItBAck Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 THATS IT. Thanks Eagles…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I hosted a watch party last night with 6 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After the Jalen Hurts sack/safety (the one that caused us to lose the game and we definitely would've won if he didn't do that)…I absolutely LOST it. Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I was past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice PHILLY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. To top it off, my wife ran off crying and took my kids to a hotel last night and said she doesn't feel safe around me right now. I had to call off work today because I was so embarrassed by the Siri-Bunch. GREAT. On top of making me look like a fool, this atrocious team has ruined my party, my mental health, and now my life! FIRE EVERYONE. I'M SO DONE! 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Boy Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procus Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Take a Xanax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolithe_Lion Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 post your fanfic in the blog, don’t start empty threads 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MF POON Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Bye then, lol. I'm definitely done with this year, but never the team. I hope they get this fixed, because I'd hate to see this team go back to being mediocre and struggling to make the playoffs. We definitely need to shake things up though.. Going to be an interesting offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleJoe8 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Ho hum. You’ve been hating on this team since week 1. Knock off the dramatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxeaglesfanxx Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 The sack didn’t cause them to lose.. the game was lost before it even started. As soon as the Bucs hit double digits it was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RastaPasta Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 We're behaving like Cowboys fans now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utebird Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 17 minutes ago, RunItBAck said: THATS IT. Thanks Eagles…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I hosted a watch party last night with 6 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After the Jalen Hurts sack/safety (the one that caused us to lose the game and we definitely would've won if he didn't do that)…I absolutely LOST it. Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I was past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice PHILLY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. To top it off, my wife ran off crying and took my kids to a hotel last night and said she doesn't feel safe around me right now. I had to call off work today because I was so embarrassed by the Siri-Bunch. GREAT. On top of making me look like a fool, this atrocious team has ruined my party, my mental health, and now my life! FIRE EVERYONE. I'M SO DONE! No one cares...😒 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brkmsn Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwinavega Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Someone file this under ´fairly imaginative BS´ for me please, I would do it myself but can´t be bothered 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kz! Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 39 minutes ago, RunItBAck said: THATS IT. Thanks Eagles…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I hosted a watch party last night with 6 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After the Jalen Hurts sack/safety (the one that caused us to lose the game and we definitely would've won if he didn't do that)…I absolutely LOST it. Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I was past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice PHILLY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. To top it off, my wife ran off crying and took my kids to a hotel last night and said she doesn't feel safe around me right now. I had to call off work today because I was so embarrassed by the Siri-Bunch. GREAT. On top of making me look like a fool, this atrocious team has ruined my party, my mental health, and now my life! FIRE EVERYONE. I'M SO DONE! Props to you for showing as much restraint as you did. I kind of lost my temper during the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time2rock Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 hour ago, RunItBAck said: THATS IT. Thanks Eagles…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I hosted a watch party last night with 6 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After the Jalen Hurts sack/safety (the one that caused us to lose the game and we definitely would've won if he didn't do that)…I absolutely LOST it. Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I was past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice PHILLY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. To top it off, my wife ran off crying and took my kids to a hotel last night and said she doesn't feel safe around me right now. I had to call off work today because I was so embarrassed by the Siri-Bunch. GREAT. On top of making me look like a fool, this atrocious team has ruined my party, my mental health, and now my life! FIRE EVERYONE. I'M SO DONE! Pics??? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwestbrook36 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Seems legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VaBeach_Eagle Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Losses are frustrating, disappointing and even infuriating at times. But it's part of the game, it's part of life. I've lived through a lot of bad seasons for the Eagles since my fandom began and if I were to have quit after the first Wild Card loss a year after having made it to a Super Bowl and unfortunately lost it, I'd have lost more than 40 years of Eagles football and back in the day, I had my brothers trying their very best to make me a Redskins fan. So be pissed at the loss, but shortly thereafter, let it go and get ready for the 2024 season. There's more great football to come, I promise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wholesale_Melvin Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 FOUND YOUR REMOTE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LacesOut Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 R-E-L-A-X.........maybe??? 🤪 It's just a football game. This team was not winning the SB this season. Too many flaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vileborg Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 That was so funny op, thank you for the laughs. That sounds like something a cowgirls fan would do. Too drunk and posted on the wrong message board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawkinsOwnage03 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 1/16/2024 at 8:54 AM, RunItBAck said: THATS IT. Thanks Eagles…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I hosted a watch party last night with 6 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After the Jalen Hurts sack/safety (the one that caused us to lose the game and we definitely would've won if he didn't do that)…I absolutely LOST it. Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I was past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice PHILLY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. To top it off, my wife ran off crying and took my kids to a hotel last night and said she doesn't feel safe around me right now. I had to call off work today because I was so embarrassed by the Siri-Bunch. GREAT. On top of making me look like a fool, this atrocious team has ruined my party, my mental health, and now my life! FIRE EVERYONE. I'M SO DONE! Legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20dawk4life Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 So you don’t want to run it back? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormlegs Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 So what's the over/under on how much money the Philadelphia Eagles made? If they are in the + profit margin, they succeeded this season through their eyes Sports are the modern era gladiator arenas which primarily exist to make money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Norseman Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 1/16/2024 at 8:54 AM, RunItBAck said: THATS IT. Thanks Eagles…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I hosted a watch party last night with 6 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After the Jalen Hurts sack/safety (the one that caused us to lose the game and we definitely would've won if he didn't do that)…I absolutely LOST it. Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I was past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice PHILLY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. To top it off, my wife ran off crying and took my kids to a hotel last night and said she doesn't feel safe around me right now. I had to call off work today because I was so embarrassed by the Siri-Bunch. GREAT. On top of making me look like a fool, this atrocious team has ruined my party, my mental health, and now my life! FIRE EVERYONE. I'M SO DONE! I use the same strategy with the Eagles that I did talking to chicks in college. Assume embarrassing defeat every single time. This way, there is zero let down and any positive outcome feels like you won the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khani1 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 1/16/2024 at 8:54 AM, RunItBAck said: THATS IT. Thanks Eagles…I’ve been watching this team since 1966 but this is the LAST time. I hosted a watch party last night with 6 of my co-workers, their spouses and kids. After the Jalen Hurts sack/safety (the one that caused us to lose the game and we definitely would've won if he didn't do that)…I absolutely LOST it. Tv Remote? LAUNCHED it. Straight into my brand-new 97 in OLED Gallery edition TV. I know I was past drunk because then I hung from it until it came unhinged from the wall, curbed stopped it, and then threw a chair that ricocheted and flew right at Tommy’s daughter. She was rushed to the hospital because there was a huge gash in her head. She’s 3. Nice PHILLY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. To top it off, my wife ran off crying and took my kids to a hotel last night and said she doesn't feel safe around me right now. I had to call off work today because I was so embarrassed by the Siri-Bunch. GREAT. On top of making me look like a fool, this atrocious team has ruined my party, my mental health, and now my life! FIRE EVERYONE. I'M SO DONE! Skip Cryless, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_west3 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 This is all BS. And no one pushing 60 uses the phrase "run it back". Take this trash ass story to reddit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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