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How long is an ear supposed to bleed?  I'm only asking because it's been two weeks and I'm wondering if this is becoming abnormal.  

23 minutes ago, paco said:

How long is an ear supposed to bleed?  I'm only asking because it's been two weeks and I'm wondering if this is becoming abnormal.  

Stop listening to Taylor Swift.

Sorry for answering that last one @Redden

Since you are most likely pondering some meaningful topics.I figured you could use an assistant for some of these more obvious questions

On 2/9/2024 at 11:02 PM, lynched1 said:

Is dub step still a thing?

Dubya step

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Has this stupid Super Bowl been played yet??  Tell me who won so I don't have to waste 3 hours of my life. 

Thank you, Sir Redden.

@Redden

Which do you prefer? A fat blonde or a fat redhead? It goes without saying, both have nice hair

Do you prefer fat girls to put big mac sauce on your d before they go down? 

Who has the whinier fanbase, the 49ers or Vikings?

How, exactly, does one make booty go stop?

@Redden JohnJohn'd this thread.

40 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

@Redden JohnJohn'd this thread.

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Schmoopie made chilli for the Super Bowl and my drink of choice was red wine.  This morning has been non stop garlic chilli farts.  How do I stop them so schmoopie doesn't divorce me?

On 2/9/2024 at 7:26 PM, Redden said:

Sniff test.

maybe if they're wiping with rose peddles ... 

Yeah, this is going about how I figured it would go. 

@Redden what's the perfect weight for a woman to be? 

3 hours ago, paco said:

Schmoopie made chilli for the Super Bowl and my drink of choice was red wine.  This morning has been non stop garlic chilli farts.  How do I stop them so schmoopie doesn't divorce me?

On 2/9/2024 at 6:26 PM, Redden said:

Sniff test.

during relations this weekend, Chickie mentioned a seemingly amorous act with another former member of the board at an Eagles tailgate.

Question: where you there?

3 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

during relations this weekend, Chickie mentioned a seemingly amorous act with another former member of the board at an Eagles tailgate.

Question: where you there?

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On 2/9/2024 at 8:23 PM, The_Omega said:

When you close your eyes, do you dream about me?

Angie is my girlfriends name.

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On 2/9/2024 at 9:19 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

So I guess the lingering question on everyone's mind is...

Why does @paco have a dirty butt?

Any theories, @schmoopie?

He's swarmy.  Which is not a bad thing.  Angie taught me that word.  She says I'm a swarmy gladhander.

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On 2/9/2024 at 10:20 PM, HazletonEagle said:

Where is @greend?

I don't know.  I wish he would post, he's a good guy.

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On 2/9/2024 at 10:39 PM, Steve 17 said:

What advice would you give to a 14-15 year old male ?

Female ?

 

Do good at school.

Do good at school.

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On 2/10/2024 at 12:02 AM, lynched1 said:

Is dub step still a thing?

 

Absolutely.

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On 2/10/2024 at 9:27 PM, The_Omega said:

All blondes are crazy.

31 minutes ago, Redden said:

Angie is my girlfriends name.

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