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On 2/29/2024 at 4:46 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

let's just play Madlibs...

how do you handle a 13 year old hormonal daughter constantly ______ with your wife?

I had a really good response but for the first time in 36 years I actually censored myself on these boards.

@rambo actually knows me in real life and I didn't want him sending over his daughter to kick my ass.

i just censored myself too <_<

9 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

i just censored myself too <_<

is that what we're calling it these days? 

4 hours ago, Redden said:

I had a really good response but for the first time in 36 years I actually censored myself on these boards.

@rambo actually knows me in real life and I didn't want him sending over his daughter to kick my ass.

She can kick your ass and we'll have a beer after.  Then we'll role to @bobeph house and watch her kick his ass.  Having a 13 year old hench girl could be fun.

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15 hours ago, rambo said:

She can kick your ass and we'll have a beer after.  Then we'll role to @bobeph house and watch her kick his ass.  Having a 13 year old hench girl could be fun.

I’m In except for the part where I get my ass kicked by a 13 year old girl.  Alternative plan, we pick up @bobeph, go to Dags and set her loose on the bikers.  Now that.  Would be funny.

5 hours ago, Redden said:

I’m In except for the part where I get my ass kicked by a 13 year old girl.  Alternative plan, we pick up @bobeph, go to Dags and set her loose on the bikers.  Now that.  Would be funny.

________

 

:blush:

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On 3/2/2024 at 8:09 PM, Arthur Jackson said:

________

 

:blush:

:howie:

:lol:

Redden, love the show. My grass is starting to grow and turn green. Should I mow it this weekend, or just goof off and drink beer?

Agreed... love the show..... need more episodes.

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6 hours ago, TV Guy said:

Redden, love the show. My grass is starting to grow and turn green. Should I mow it this weekend, or just goof off and drink beer?

TV, "They" say that if you mow your grass too early in the season, during the hotter months it will be frail, wither and fade to a sickly yellow.  Don't be that guy.  Wait until it is a heathy vibrant green, probably 3 weeks from now.  I would suggest stocking up on the beer. 

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6 hours ago, Steve 17 said:

Agreed... love the show..... need more episodes.

My contract is good until next season.

5 hours ago, Redden said:

My contract is good until next season.

Great..... hire some writers and get a few guest stars..... and get back to work.

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Spray just a bit on the neck and wrists to give a hint of its appealing floral scent for a romantic night out, or apply to heat points for a longer-lasting but unobtrusive sillage suitable for a long day at the office.

20 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Fresh and exotic like the white flower for which it is named, Carissa eau de parfum by Carissa is a green and floral fragrance with a clean, springtime appeal. Its white floral character is embodied primarily by the jasmine and gardenia notes of the carissa flower. This linear quality is carried further by rose and tuberose along with unmistakably green notes. A unique accord emerges with more the musky and woody accents created by myrhh, ambergris, and sandalwood.


The nose behind Carissa is perfumer extraordinaire Paul Kiler. Kiler is an artist in every sense of the word and sees development of scents as an art in and of itself. He began teaching himself how to compose fragrances in 2005, and derives inspiration through contemplative observation. He launched the popular Carissa, his richly white floral women’s perfume, in 2012. The fresh and clean ambience of Carissa evokes feelings of walking through the cool, damp grass in a flowery meadow.

Spray just a bit on the neck and wrists to give a hint of its appealing floral scent for a romantic night out, or apply to heat points for a longer-lasting but unobtrusive sillage suitable for a long day at the office.

Easy agent, I'm not reading all that...

On 3/15/2024 at 7:52 PM, Redden said:

TV, "They" say that if you mow your grass too early in the season, during the hotter months it will be frail, wither and fade to a sickly yellow.  Don't be that guy.  Wait until it is a heathy vibrant green, probably 3 weeks from now.  I would suggest stocking up on the beer. 

This was great advice. The beer is all gone and the grass is still there. 

2 hours ago, TV Guy said:

This was great advice. The beer is all gone and the grass is still there. 

put this is order of sequence: SHOT, BEER, BOWL

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2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

put this is order of sequence: SHOT, BEER, BOWL

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On 3/18/2024 at 12:15 PM, wholesale_Melvin said:

put this is order of sequence: SHOT, BEER, BOWL

I feel fairly confident that the universal order is Beer, Bowl, Shot.

@Redden

TP over or under? 

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4 hours ago, Godfather said:

@Redden

TP over or under? 

Over.  That's the correct way.  Under is like mounting a passenger side mirror on the driver's side.  It's upside-down.  I've changed it at friends house's because I don't want the rest of the party to see that my friend is retarded. 

18 hours ago, Redden said:

Over.  That's the correct way.  Under is like mounting a passenger side mirror on the driver's side.  It's upside-down.  I've changed it at friends house's because I don't want the rest of the party to see that my friend is retarded. 

That's very kind of you

Hey Redden.  Love the show, but for the last few years, I've been listening to The Boss at Work, rather than you.  It's not very interesting, but it does make the 8-hour work day pass incrementally.  Anyhoo, the office is considering moving from fresh ground coffee, to K-cups.  Is this a sign of the fall of man, or just a sign of the times?

@Redden

Are you a boobs or arse kinda person? 

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2 hours ago, OddBall said:

Hey Redden.  Love the show, but for the last few years, I've been listening to The Boss at Work, rather than you.  It's not very interesting, but it does make the 8-hour work day pass incrementally.  Anyhoo, the office is considering moving from fresh ground coffee, to K-cups.  Is this a sign of the fall of man, or just a sign of the times?

I will answer your question but first, one of my own.  When you say "The Boss at Work", is that a podcast or your actual Boss?

On to your question.  Switching for fresh ground coffee to K-cups is undeniably another sign of the fall of man.  Convenience and laziness has taken this great nation of ours and reduced us to a sniveling entitled group of pansies.  Take a few minutes and make a Fin pot of coffee for gods sake.

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