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I’m thinking on doing this.  Has anyone else looked into to this ?

Dibs on your prostate 

34 minutes ago, Talkingbirds said:

I’m thinking on doing this.  Has anyone else looked into to this ?

Why you want to get hacked up by clueless med school first years?

14 minutes ago, ToastJenkins said:

Why you want to get hacked up by clueless med school first years?

Probably because he won't feel a thing

I've told family in the past I want to be donated to a body farm, but I haven't really looked into it or made arrangements.

I want to be launched at the cowboys stadium from a plane. After that I don’t care what happens. 

2 hours ago, Talkingbirds said:

I’m thinking on doing this.  Has anyone else looked into to this ?

I remember a news story about how some woman did that and her son found out that her body was used by the military to test explosives. 

Many of your disgusting bodies are better suited to science fiction.

1 hour ago, The_Omega said:

Many of your disgusting bodies are better suited to science fiction.

Speaking of bodies and science fiction, what’s the EMB consensus on this science fiction body?
 

08c16529809a279fb276b7e6d45c0718a5-ahsok

Hit?

@Arthur Jackson would hit

You will most likely be exploded by the army in bomb testing after your corpse is sexually violated 

22 minutes ago, ToastJenkins said:

@Arthur Jackson would hit

 

14 minutes ago, Gannan said:

You will most likely be exploded by the army in bomb testing after your corpse is sexually violated 

these two posts are in the wrong order, temporally

No, I have always said I wanted to be mulched, and this is a thing now. I'd rather my body feed a tree and the worms.

I haven't really thought about it much. I did register as an organ donor in my twenties when I renewed my driver's license. I think you can also donate some other tissues like ligaments and tendons up to a certain point. But if I just die of old age where my body is of little value to anyone, I guess I'll just ask to be cremated. Taking up a plot of land in a cemetery seems archaic. I have family members interred in a mausoleum and every time I visit them I can't help but think of what a waste of resources it is. 

3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I haven't really thought about it much. I did register as an organ donor in my twenties when I renewed my driver's license. I think you can also donate some other tissues like ligaments and tendons up to a certain point. But if I just die of old age where my body is of little value to anyone, I guess I'll just ask to be cremated. Taking up a plot of land in a cemetery seems archaic. I have family members interred in a mausoleum and every time I visit them I can't help but think of what a waste of resources it is. 

Agreed. I want the cheapest option for me. Part of why I want to be donated. Plus, I can possibly be of some help. I’m glad my wife wanted creamation. The total cost was under $4000, still a good chunk of cash but a lot less than burial where you likely can’t get that done for under $10,000 by the time it’s all said and done. 

13 minutes ago, EagleJoe8 said:

Agreed. I want the cheapest option for me. Part of why I want to be donated. Plus, I can possibly be of some help. I’m glad my wife wanted creamation. The total cost was under $4000, still a good chunk of cash but a lot less than burial where you likely can’t get that done for under $10,000 by the time it’s all said and done. 

Had no idea cremation was that expensive. Thought it might've been a few hundred bucks. Is a lot of the because of the urn or something? 

Also sorry to hear about your wife, Joe.

7 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Had no idea cremation was that expensive. Thought it might've been a few hundred bucks. Is a lot of the because of the urn or something? 

Also sorry to hear about your wife, Joe.

Thank you. No, the Urn is separate. We actually didn’t get an urn because she wanted to be scattered in the ocean. I did suggest to her kids that they could get small urns for themselves if they want to keep part of her, and then scatter the rest. We did go thru the itemization of the costs the day after but I was still in a daze then. We did what they call a direct cremation which was the cheapest option. It can get more expensive depending on what you put them in, (cardboard like container vs a nicer wooden casket like container). I had hoped it’d be cheaper too, but I chalked it up to the death industry being a business like any other. 

4 minutes ago, EagleJoe8 said:

Thank you. No, the Urn is separate. We actually didn’t get an urn because she wanted to be scattered in the ocean. I did suggest to her kids that they could get small urns for themselves if they want to keep part of her, and then scatter the rest. We did go thru the itemization of the costs the day after but I was still in a daze then. We did what they call a direct cremation which was the cheapest option. It can get more expensive depending on what you put them in, (cardboard like container vs a nicer wooden casket like container). I had hoped it’d be cheaper too, but I chalked it up to the death industry being a business like any other. 

Maybe I'll consider donating my body instead or just leave it up to my kids. 

14 hours ago, Bill said:

Speaking of bodies and science fiction, what’s the EMB consensus on this science fiction body?
 

08c16529809a279fb276b7e6d45c0718a5-ahsok

Hit?

much hotter as the crazy haired girl in Scott Pilgrim. 

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