There was an attempted mass stabbing yesterday by a Somali - couldn't be arsed to find a post, but it just happened again

Livin the dream

Where I do start today? Its only been 24 hours since the last update, but lots is going on.

Some context on the UK economy and how dire it is.

Inflation is at 3% and unemployment is now 5.1%. But they have a plan, Blackadder

More smoke and mirror claims - the workers aren't likely going to see this. The shirkers are.

More Yookay madness. No Policing experience but parachuted into a £700k a year job anyway.

Economy screwed, war in the Middle East, daily stabbings and SA on our streets. Our MPs are getting dancing lessons.

Biden's botched Afghan withdrawal got in the way of International Afro Day, so let's ignore

While this happens

I simply cannot hate the current political environment in this country anymore. We are not serious about real world issues

The state of this.

And 3 people have been arrested for being Chinese Spies, one is reportedly a spouse of a current Labour MP. Sigh

God bless Wanksy. Been doing his best work for years and very successful too; except if in the media. Don't like covering his artwork

Also, we have the flowerpothole man

A very senior MP thinks Cyprus is in NATO

He has form for being dumb, He thought RAF jets were "Tycoons" plus other gaffes

You know its bad when your own hardcore MPs are roasting the Govt on X

If he wasn't a deep socialist, I'd have sympathy for him.

7 minutes ago, UK Eagle said:

You know its bad when your own hardcore MPs are roasting the Govt on X

If he wasn't a deep socialist, I'd have sympathy for him.

Thanks for the update. This is all anyone's talking about in the US, so it's good to hear the UK perspective on it.

As I say, always a pleasure, never a chore. Glad you are still reading this thread 👍

In other news, John Cleese is going down deep rabbit holes on this Govt. Never thought I'd see anyone with any fame allude to allegations around KS and the curious issue of his property being firebombed (attempted). Don't look up the term RB on a work PC

More pressing news. The cost of Piers Morgan being able to get a curry is out there and its not pretty for those of us that work for a living

And the deepest irony of allowing low IQ people to be politicians and create laws. Congrats to Labour once again

Blasphemy by the back door is very on brand for this Govt. We won't do that they claimed (but we'll rebrand it and do it anyway)

Meanwhile, our resident "economist had the penny drop yesterday on her tax rises. An actual economist would have foreseen the scenario, but a Complaints Manager wouldn't. Oh dear

Spot where the youth minimum wage was increased

This just highlights where a low IQ and idiotic ideology meets reality. I know of young adults working part time jobs in supermarkets because the career roles are of limited number and very few FTE roles are out there. Why? Businesses overburdened with tax rises because this Govt does not understand the laffer curve, inflation nor the private sector will not take a risk on hiring someone. They drained the well and then wondered where the water went

The local elections in May cannot come soon enough. We deserve better than these islamo communist vandals.

Starmer informed of the reputational risks of appointing Peter Mandelson and did it anyway.

I await him claiming it "didn't cross his desk"

16 minutes ago, UK Eagle said:

Starmer informed of the reputational risks of appointing Peter Mandelson and did it anyway.

I await him claiming it "didn't cross his desk"

Wild. I wonder what it's like to have a government connected to Jeffrey Epstein.

On 3/11/2026 at 3:04 PM, VanHammersly said:

Wild. I wonder what it's like to have a government connected to Jeffrey Epstein.

Indeed. At least this time he was dead when it kicked off vs being alive. Kind of wild how multiple of your administrations looked the other way right?

Speaking of Epstein, more files dropped and our dear leader is being our dear leader. Caught lying

And this only typifies the competence levels of out Govt. Its like watching an episode of VEEP

How is it you didn't speak to someone before appointing them to a big role? Stinks like a hald eaten donner kebab from the night after

And never fear, our plan for economic growth is in full swing, reaching a heady rate of 0.0% in January.

Its quite an achievement don't you think? 🤣

Ahoy hoy., Another week in the Yookay

After raising the minimum wage for young people, and causing the obvious impact of less jobs, the Govt are now proposing the below.

The less bureaucratic solution is clear, but we live in Communist times.

But never fear Blackadder, our Net Zero Nutter has a genius plan for pubs to cut their utility bills in these uncertain times. Serve Warm Beer to customers

And as for us wage slaves, you will work until you are 75 before getting a Govt pension. We've got benefits to pay for the shirking class to live on

But never fear, the local elections are coming, and we'll once again be focusing on policy to fix the country.

Or you could be the Liberal Democrats and have the human form of Shrek's low IQ cousin as your leader.

Its been a while, but the madness of the UK never stops.

The least shocking thing ever. Bet the WhatsApp was deleted before it was stolen, you know, just in case

Yes, it stinks of a cover up and the Govt truly believe we are that stupid.

You can't help but be entertained by this. Nothing to do with a downstream issue eh lads?

But never fear, you can seemingly know nothing about the human body and be hired into a senior position in the NHS

And what a time to be alive when NHS nurses start throwing down in the canteen. The face masks on the chin are a right touch

Livin the multiculturalism dream

"Too many foreigners are invading us and erasing our culture!" is a genuinely hilarious and ironic thing for a British man to complain about. I guess history books aren't too popular on that side of the pond, mate.

Your comment is ironically timed to perfection. It seems our attempt to "erase culture" didn't reach the mark.

This lovely lady can't understand open spaces, or why a culture would have them

While these fine chaps claim the Yookay has no culture at all

Y'all need to make your minds up

And the level of entertainment seeing a regime journalist (whose mother was a Labour MP), spending a morning crashing out on X about McSweeney,

A tale in 5 posts

Followed by this. Smells of BS

Welcome to my 2024, Dan. Great to have you onboard

The Govt run by Lawyers too. Process is process, except when the process indicts us

And finally

Meanwhile, And inflation is still 3%, and that is before the Iran War contributes to the calculations. And the PM claims he can't tell the NetZero nutter to drill for Gas in the North Sea to mitigate the price pinch coming.

While the Govt are trying to work out how to reduce the impact on energy bills, but they've spent so much money on pointless crap, there is little flex left.

Don't be the Labour party. Fix the roof while the sun is shining,

10 minutes ago, UK Eagle said:

It seems our attempt to "erase culture" didn't reach the mark.

Sure didn't...

7 minutes ago, UK Eagle said:

Meanwhile, And inflation is still 3%, and that is before the Iran War contributes to the calculations.

Oh, I'm sorry, are Trump's idiotic decisions negatively impacting you, mate? That must be so very frustrating.